What do you do that makes you an *sshole?

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Anonymous wrote:I tailgate people who are driving way under the speed limit, or pass them on the right, in the hopes that they either get the hell out of my way or at least realize that everyone behind them hates them. In the absence of heavy traffic, there is no excuse for going 25mph on a Beltway on-ramp. People who cannot grasp this should drive on highways.

Have you ever wondered why people drive a little slower or more cautiously? The could be old, sick, physically impaired.

Then they shouldn't be driving.

This exactly.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I avoid the checkout lane with the Down's syndrome packer. He throws my bread at the bottom of the bag and smushes my eggs on top. Don't they get packing training?

I also park in pregnant parking. Whatevs.

Yes, but considering he has Down's Syndrome perhaps he struggles a bit. You could interact with him you know - ask him to put your eggs and bread in a bag together. Or to please put your eggs and bread in the bag last.

You sound like a real peach.

Um yea, that's the whole point of the thread. Did you read the ttile of the post?
We all "sound like a real peach" bc we're revealing what makes us *ssholes.

Being an asshole about someone with Down's Syndrome wins this thread.

Does it, though? PP avoids the bagger, he doesn't cuss them out?

Yes

Disagree that avoiding him is worse than cussing him out. Come the fuck on, PP.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I avoid the checkout lane with the Down's syndrome packer. He throws my bread at the bottom of the bag and smushes my eggs on top. Don't they get packing training?

I also park in pregnant parking. Whatevs.

Yes, but considering he has Down's Syndrome perhaps he struggles a bit. You could interact with him you know - ask him to put your eggs and bread in a bag together. Or to please put your eggs and bread in the bag last.

You sound like a real peach.

Um yea, that's the whole point of the thread. Did you read the ttile of the post?
We all "sound like a real peach" bc we're revealing what makes us *ssholes.

Being an asshole about someone with Down's Syndrome wins this thread.

Does it, though? PP avoids the bagger, he doesn't cuss them out?

Yes

Disagree that avoiding him is worse than cussing him out. Come the fuck on, PP.

Regardless of why this employee does not do what PP considers to be a satisfactory job, the fact is that he doesn't. If PP will be displeased by the bagging job and her groceries may be ruined or degraded in quality, avoiding him seems logical and reasonable. It's certainly better than complaining and potentially getting him reprimanded or even fired. And cussing someone out or otherwise being rude and nasty would hardly be acceptable. But just choosing a different cashier's lane? Nothing wrong with that, imo. People have (or ideally should have) relative freedom to choose to interact with someone else or not. Anyone can choose to avoid someone for any reason, and in PP's situation I would likely do the same.

-NP

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I'm a wine drinker but dh likes mostly fine whiskey especially before his trip with the guys. Learned my lesson, but one night I didn't want to go up and get some wine so I helped myself to his special bottle. He wouldn't have cared, but I failed to ask. Well after a few I noticed it was down quite a bit and panicked because he was getting ready for a trip. And planned to take it for him and the guys. I added water so he wouldn't notice. When I was putting stuff in the motor home I looked in the freezer because that's where he puts the *whiskey bottle. Liquor doesn't freeze, BUT this was frozen! I immediately drove to the store and got him a new bottle and switched them out. Lesson learned!

He keeps the "fine whiskey" in the freezer? First, I have my doubts that it's "fine." Second, if he does this with ANY whiskey, there's a good chance he's the asshole. Good Lord.

This was my first reaction PP but I didn't want to be a scotch snob.

[Anonymous]

I'm a bitch to an annoying, super socially awkward new woman at my job. She needs to stop interjecting herself into every conversation and stop kissing the boss' ass.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sometimes I take big poops. I eat plenty of fiber and drink lots of water, but I just have big poops. Unfortunately, we have no plungers at work in the bathrooms, so sometimes I'll just go and leave it unflushed. My shoes are too nice to risk toilet & poop water getting all over me when it inevitability clogs and overflows.

I'm my office's phantom pooper.

You are the devil.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm a bitch to an annoying, super socially awkward new woman at my job. She needs to stop interjecting herself into every conversation and stop kissing the boss' ass.

Why is how this woman conducts herself any of your business? Maybe you are the socially awkward one.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I avoid the checkout lane with the Down's syndrome packer. He throws my bread at the bottom of the bag and smushes my eggs on top. Don't they get packing training?

I also park in pregnant parking. Whatevs.

Yes, but considering he has Down's Syndrome perhaps he struggles a bit. You could interact with him you know - ask him to put your eggs and bread in a bag together. Or to please put your eggs and bread in the bag last.

You sound like a real peach.

Um yea, that's the whole point of the thread. Did you read the ttile of the post?
We all "sound like a real peach" bc we're revealing what makes us *ssholes.

Being an asshole about someone with Down's Syndrome wins this thread.

Does it, though? PP avoids the bagger, he doesn't cuss them out?

Yes

Disagree that avoiding him is worse than cussing him out. Come the fuck on, PP.

Didn't say it was worse. Did you hallucinate that part?

[AmyForever]

Ahahaha.....i press and hold the floor button and it will swiftly take me there

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I park in the parking spaces reserved for pregnant women/women with small children and in the spaces reserved for Vets.

If there's no fine associated with it, it's not a real law or real thing.

Hahaha this IS an asshole move, but I think you're hilarious! I shop at the military commissary and have NEVER seen any cars in the gold star spot which is closest to the doors... but I feel like that would be even more looked down upon in that location.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I park in the parking spaces reserved for pregnant women/women with small children and in the spaces reserved for Vets.

If there's no fine associated with it, it's not a real law or real thing.

Hahaha this IS an asshole move, but I think you're hilarious! I shop at the military commissary and have NEVER seen any cars in the gold star spot which is closest to the doors... but I feel like that would be even more looked down upon in that location.

I've gotta be honest: Would a Gold Star family event want the spot? Who would want the attention of parking there? It's a heartbreaking situation to be in, so I don't know anyone who would want to be reminded of that when they're going to commissary.

Though, maybe I'm wrong. Thankfully, I'm not in that position.

[Anonymous]

I sometimes sneak that my kid is "gifted" into conversations. I think I'm competitive when it comes to certain aspects of parenting. I get that it's obnoxious and will try to change my ways.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I deliberstely slow down, to belolw the speed limit, when someone is tailgating me.

Me too.

Hah! I always do this! It's so annoying when people tailgate, so I will deliberately slow down to 5 miles bellow the speed limit just to piss them off.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I sometimes sneak that my kid is "gifted" into conversations. I think I'm competitive when it comes to certain aspects of parenting. I get that it's obnoxious and will try to change my ways.

When I hear "gifted" from parents I automatically think the kid is doing poorly in school or acting out and the parents have convinced themselves that their kid "must" be so incredibly smart that they're acting out and bored.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I'm a bitch to an annoying, super socially awkward new woman at my job. She needs to stop interjecting herself into every conversation and stop kissing the boss' ass.

Why is how this woman conducts herself any of your business? Maybe you are the socially awkward one.

+1

Guess what - you are still not superior.