What do you do that makes you an *sshole?

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Anonymous wrote:I can be curt. I don't chit chat or make small talk a lot. People who do bug me. I don't smile for no reason. I know that, as a woman, I'm expected to do these things, and it bothers some people that I don't. But I don't want to. I'm 47 and just done with all that.

I do always say please and thank you, though. And I love meaningful conversation.

LOL.

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I offer unsolicited advice to moms on the playground.

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If I'm coming out of a metro train and other passengers are entering before I exit, I push them with my work bag.

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Anonymous wrote:I offer unsolicited advice to moms on the playground.

Haha no way

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I cut conversations with my girl friends short when they go into discussions of their relationships with men. I can't stand "will he call me back?" "Why did he say that?" and such. I sincerely don't care about this department. I get rude when they intend to share their bedroom adventures tails. I don't think its "girly" , I think it's low. I am tagged as a cold person for that.

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Anonymous wrote:Sometimes when dd is being ungodly slow and annoying about going to bed I tell her that she needs to hurry up because DH and I have hired clowns and cotton candy machines to arrive after she's asleep and I don't want to miss out on any of it.

Doesn't that just make her melt down or want to stay up for the cotton candy?

No, thankfully. She is old enough to suspect that I'm yanking her chain but young enough to not be entirely sure, so it does sufficiently distract her from whatever was making her dawdle.

[Anonymous]

When I know someone is an anal perfectionist control freak, I purposely make sure to have typos in my texts, I make picture frames uneven, I drink out of a milk carton from the fridge. Sweet justice.

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Anonymous wrote:If I'm coming out of a metro train and other passengers are entering before I exit, I push them with my work bag.

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On the the metro, when I get up to stand by the door for my stop and someone comes over and stands really close next to, or slightly in front of me, I make sure I'm the first person out of the door even if I have to shove past them.

Also, if someone is standing on the left side of an escalator and I want to get by, I will loudly say "excuse me" in a super annoyed voice. Because WALK LEFT, STAND RIGHT people!!

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Anonymous wrote:I have a family member who is into all sorts of crazy paranormal hokum. She will speak about horoscopes, angel numbers, past lives, Antarctica is Atlantis, etc etc ad nauseam. Whenever she meets someone new and I am around I will bring up astrology or numerology and get her started on a tangent and just watch the person's face as it dawns on them how crazy she is.

Seriously last week she was trying to convince me the Earth is hollow.

PS the only time I felt bad doing this is when her date went to the bathroom and never returned during a wedding.

But .... but ... how does she think trees stay upright? How does she think flowers bloom? Does she think trees and flowers are taped to the top of the ground? Krazy glued?

I've never asked her but now I am going to!! She thinks Lizard People/Elite helped the Nazi's flee to Antarctica, which is the Lost City of Atlantis, and then enter into the hollow earth. Where they now control our minds or some crazy BS like that.

I NEED to know everything this woman believes. Her whole worldview is so- unusual. Has she always been like this? Was she like this before the internet? I imagine that where she "learned" all of this?

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Anonymous wrote:I have a family member who is into all sorts of crazy paranormal hokum. She will speak about horoscopes, angel numbers, past lives, Antarctica is Atlantis, etc etc ad nauseam. Whenever she meets someone new and I am around I will bring up astrology or numerology and get her started on a tangent and just watch the person's face as it dawns on them how crazy she is.

Seriously last week she was trying to convince me the Earth is hollow.

PS the only time I felt bad doing this is when her date went to the bathroom and never returned during a wedding.

But .... but ... how does she think trees stay upright? How does she think flowers bloom? Does she think trees and flowers are taped to the top of the ground? Krazy glued?

I've never asked her but now I am going to!! She thinks Lizard People/Elite helped the Nazi's flee to Antarctica, which is the Lost City of Atlantis, and then enter into the hollow earth. Where they now control our minds or some crazy BS like that.

Um, for the record, Lemuria (aka Atlantis) was supposedly located in the Indian Ocean.

I NEED to know everything this woman believes. Her whole worldview is so- unusual. Has she always been like this? Was she like this before the internet? I imagine that where she "learned" all of this?

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Anonymous wrote:I have a family member who is into all sorts of crazy paranormal hokum. She will speak about horoscopes, angel numbers, past lives, Antarctica is Atlantis, etc etc ad nauseam. Whenever she meets someone new and I am around I will bring up astrology or numerology and get her started on a tangent and just watch the person's face as it dawns on them how crazy she is.

Seriously last week she was trying to convince me the Earth is hollow.

PS the only time I felt bad doing this is when her date went to the bathroom and never returned during a wedding.

But .... but ... how does she think trees stay upright? How does she think flowers bloom? Does she think trees and flowers are taped to the top of the ground? Krazy glued?

I've never asked her but now I am going to!! She thinks Lizard People/Elite helped the Nazi's flee to Antarctica, which is the Lost City of Atlantis, and then enter into the hollow earth. Where they now control our minds or some crazy BS like that.

Not PP, but I know a guy who believes the lizard people thing! He is, shockingly, still single.

DCUM should hook these two crazypants people up.

Match made in Atlantis.

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Anonymous wrote:I have a family member who is into all sorts of crazy paranormal hokum. She will speak about horoscopes, angel numbers, past lives, Antarctica is Atlantis, etc etc ad nauseam. Whenever she meets someone new and I am around I will bring up astrology or numerology and get her started on a tangent and just watch the person's face as it dawns on them how crazy she is.

Seriously last week she was trying to convince me the Earth is hollow.

PS the only time I felt bad doing this is when her date went to the bathroom and never returned during a wedding.

But .... but ... how does she think trees stay upright? How does she think flowers bloom? Does she think trees and flowers are taped to the top of the ground? Krazy glued?

I've never asked her but now I am going to!! She thinks Lizard People/Elite helped the Nazi's flee to Antarctica, which is the Lost City of Atlantis, and then enter into the hollow earth. Where they now control our minds or some crazy BS like that.

Not PP, but I know a guy who believes the lizard people thing! He is, shockingly, still single.

DCUM should hook these two crazypants people up.

Match made in Atlantis.

seems like a thing https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2013/10/how-spot-reptilians-runing-us-government/354496/

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:If I'm coming out of a metro train and other passengers are entering before I exit, I push them with my work bag.

Related to this:

On the the metro, when I get up to stand by the door for my stop and someone comes over and stands really close next to, or slightly in front of me, I make sure I'm the first person out of the door even if I have to shove past them.

Also, if someone is standing on the left side of an escalator and I want to get by, I will loudly say "excuse me" in a super annoyed voice. Because WALK LEFT, STAND RIGHT people!!

I seriously love both of you

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I tailgate people who are driving way under the speed limit, or pass them on the right, in the hopes that they either get the hell out of my way or at least realize that everyone behind them hates them. In the absence of heavy traffic, there is no excuse for going 25mph on a Beltway on-ramp. People who cannot grasp this should drive on highways.

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I spit my gum out on the sidewalk.