What do you do that makes you an *sshole?

[Anonymous]

When it rains and I get into my office building, I don't put my umbrella into one of those plastic baggies. I got yelled at by security last week ("Why don't you think of everyone else who might slip on the wet floor?"), and I still refused. My umbrella wasn't creating any more wetness on the floor than my soaking wet shoes, and perhaps the builders should have considered this issue when putting in a slippery floor in the lobby.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:When it rains and I get into my office building, I don't put my umbrella into one of those plastic baggies. I got yelled at by security last week ("Why don't you think of everyone else who might slip on the wet floor?"), and I still refused. My umbrella wasn't creating any more wetness on the floor than my soaking wet shoes, and perhaps the builders should have considered this issue when putting in a slippery floor in the lobby.

Um, why don't you put your umbrella in a bag?

[Anonymous]

If you cut me off, I will do the same to you even if means doing an illegal move on the road.

I will cuss you out if you try to treat me like I'm your child. Some of you parents apparently forget that you do not run everyone else's life.

If you stink or your breath is kicking, I will tell you....stranger or not. At your age, you should know if either of these apply to you and fix it but I guess some don't care.

Stop telling me you're a veteran. Thanks for serving but the military was around before you and will be around after you. Some of these men act like they were the "only" one to serve. I feel the same about college grads also.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If you cut me off, I will do the same to you even if means doing an illegal move on the road.

I will cuss you out if you try to treat me like I'm your child. Some of you parents apparently forget that you do not run everyone else's life.

If you stink or your breath is kicking, I will tell you....stranger or not. At your age, you should know if either of these apply to you and fix it but I guess some don't care.

Stop telling me you're a veteran. Thanks for serving but the military was around before you and will be around after you. Some of these men act like they were the "only" one to serve. I feel the same about college grads also.

Good lord.....you sound like a genuine a-hole!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I park in the parking spaces reserved for pregnant women/women with small children and in the spaces reserved for Vets.

If there's no fine associated with it, it's not a real law or real thing.

Hahaha this IS an asshole move, but I think you're hilarious! I shop at the military commissary and have NEVER seen any cars in the gold star spot which is closest to the doors... but I feel like that would be even more looked down upon in that location.

Fuck you
-34 week pregnant mother of 2

Aren't you precious. No one told you to get pregnant. Get over yourself.

Seriously. I have five kids. Parking spaces for pregnant women didn't exist when I had my kids. Unless I had some kind of pregnancy related disability, I would never have used one. You're pregnant. Just like millions of other women. You don't need a special parking place. Walking is good for you. If you have a disability related to your pregnancy you can get a temporary handicap tag. Otherwise, you are fine to walk.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:If you cut me off, I will do the same to you even if means doing an illegal move on the road.

I will cuss you out if you try to treat me like I'm your child. Some of you parents apparently forget that you do not run everyone else's life.

If you stink or your breath is kicking, I will tell you....stranger or not. At your age, you should know if either of these apply to you and fix it but I guess some don't care.

Stop telling me you're a veteran. Thanks for serving but the military was around before you and will be around after you. Some of these men act like they were the "only" one to serve. I feel the same about college grads also.

Good lord.....you sound like a genuine a-hole!

I used to not be like this but I kept getting fucked over and now this is who I am. I'll be honest, I'm not proud of it.

[Anonymous]

I don't even try to keep the pained wince face at a minimum when you tell me you're naming yours child something ridiculous. I will grimace an murmur "oh.. how...umm, nice..." and look at you like you're crazy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I use handicapped restrooms and I'm not handicapped.

Doesn't everyone? The only time I don't head straight for the big stall is if there is actually someone visibly disabled in (or approaching) the restroom.

That doesn't include moms with kids. You can wait.

[Anonymous]

I use handicapped parking and fake a limp when I exit my vehicle .

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I sometimes sneak that my kid is "gifted" into conversations. I think I'm competitive when it comes to certain aspects of parenting. I get that it's obnoxious and will try to change my ways.

When I hear "gifted" from parents I automatically think the kid is doing poorly in school or acting out and the parents have convinced themselves that their kid "must" be so incredibly smart that they're acting out and bored.

NP here.
The school tested my kid, any IQ over 130 or top 2% is gifted and entitled to gifted programs. Sorry you are jealous.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I deliberstely slow down, to belolw the speed limit, when someone is tailgating me.

Me too.

Hah! I always do this! It's so annoying when people tailgate, so I will deliberately slow down to 5 miles bellow the speed limit just to piss them off.

I used to do that until I had a scary road rage incident of a tailgater trying to run me off the road and screaming. Now I just try to get away from aggressive drivers.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:If you cut me off, I will do the same to you even if means doing an illegal move on the road.

I will cuss you out if you try to treat me like I'm your child. Some of you parents apparently forget that you do not run everyone else's life.

If you stink or your breath is kicking, I will tell you....stranger or not. At your age, you should know if either of these apply to you and fix it but I guess some don't care.

Stop telling me you're a veteran. Thanks for serving but the military was around before you and will be around after you. Some of these men act like they were the "only" one to serve. I feel the same about college grads also.

Good lord.....you sound like a genuine a-hole!

I used to not be like this but I kept getting fucked over and now this is who I am. I'll be honest, I'm not proud of it.

Yeah… You shouldn't be. But thank you for confirming my long-held suspicion that a holes are just particularly sad and angry people

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:If you cut me off, I will do the same to you even if means doing an illegal move on the road.

I will cuss you out if you try to treat me like I'm your child. Some of you parents apparently forget that you do not run everyone else's life.

If you stink or your breath is kicking, I will tell you....stranger or not. At your age, you should know if either of these apply to you and fix it but I guess some don't care.

Stop telling me you're a veteran. Thanks for serving but the military was around before you and will be around after you. Some of these men act like they were the "only" one to serve. I feel the same about college grads also.

Good lord.....you sound like a genuine a-hole!

I used to not be like this but I kept getting fucked over and now this is who I am. I'll be honest, I'm not proud of it.

Yeah… You shouldn't be. But thank you for confirming my long-held suspicion that a holes are just particularly sad and angry people

I'm not sad or angry but you're entitled to your opinion. At the end of the day, you don't know me and I don't know you. The chances of us ever meeting in this lifetime are very slim.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Sometimes I take big poops. I eat plenty of fiber and drink lots of water, but I just have big poops. Unfortunately, we have no plungers at work in the bathrooms, so sometimes I'll just go and leave it unflushed. My shoes are too nice to risk toilet & poop water getting all over me when it inevitability clogs and overflows.

I'm my office's phantom pooper.

You are bat shit crazy lady.

OMG, I hate you! I have one of those at work and it makes me lose my shit! EW. Poop at home!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:If you cut me off, I will do the same to you even if means doing an illegal move on the road.

I will cuss you out if you try to treat me like I'm your child. Some of you parents apparently forget that you do not run everyone else's life.

If you stink or your breath is kicking, I will tell you....stranger or not. At your age, you should know if either of these apply to you and fix it but I guess some don't care.

Stop telling me you're a veteran. Thanks for serving but the military was around before you and will be around after you. Some of these men act like they were the "only" one to serve. I feel the same about college grads also.

Good lord.....you sound like a genuine a-hole!

I used to not be like this but I kept getting fucked over and now this is who I am. I'll be honest, I'm not proud of it.

Yeah… You shouldn't be. But thank you for confirming my long-held suspicion that a holes are just particularly sad and angry people

I'm not sad or angry but you're entitled to your opinion. At the end of the day, you don't know me and I don't know you. The chances of us ever meeting in this lifetime are very slim.

You just admitted that you're not proud of your behavior, and that you've had a lot of disappointing and hurtful experiences. I would say my assessment is pretty accurate by any measure. But you can tell yourself what you want