Women do you like to be groped by your husbands

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My husband does this annoying thing of pretending anything around that is long is his dick. It could be a baguette, a salami, a hose, a balloon, a batton, a rolled up newspaper. He does it quickly and thrusts it at me to make sure I get the joke. He has been caught by his mom, the mailman, teachers, you name it. Such a manchild.

My DH does the same and thinks it's hilarious (stopped being hilarious in 2002). He favors pool noodles to demonstrate his subtle, sly sense of humor.

LOL

[Anonymous]

Some incredibly poor spousal choices made by posters in this thread.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DW here. I hate being groped and touched in a sexually suggestive way when my kids are around or when I am trying to do something. I was washing the dishes when my husband came up behind me and basically started dry humping me. I think it's disrespectful. He calls it "affection". Am I the only one who hates this?

Hate it!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Some incredibly poor spousal choices made by posters in this thread.

My crystal ball was broken.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Some incredibly poor spousal choices made by posters in this thread.

My crystal ball was broken.

no it isn't a crystal ball issue.

It's what you find attractive at 18-26 is different than what you find attractive at 40+.

The traits you find attractive at 40+, in men, would've made most posters who are complaining in this thread gag at 18-26.

[Anonymous]

Hate it

[Anonymous]

My DH of 38 years still lightly rubs my butt almost every morning when he passes me in the kitchen first thing in the morning. I love it! It's a simple term of endearment. When our adult children are around he will often give me a hug or wrap his arms around me from behind (not dry humping!). He likes our children to know that we are still affectionate even after 38 years. There is a big difference between a frat boy grope and a loving pat. If he stopped giving me loving pats or wraps I'd be very disappointed. We still have a very active sex life where groping is acceptable behavior!

[Anonymous]

My husband dry humps in the morning. He rubs his pens on my leg. It's so nasty. I want to get some sleep.

[Anonymous]

yes i love it. just wish he would do it more often. his sex drive comes and goes and mine is alway on. So frustrating

[Anonymous]

Hate, hate, hate it...

[Anonymous]

female here : I'm surprised by how many women posted that they hate this or " yuk" or" gross"

don't you realize it means your husband is still hot for you, that he wants you and that he is looking for validation that you find him attractive

If you feel entitled to spout off that that is " gross" and ask him to stop or Tell him to stop, do you not realize you are basically telling him:

go elsewhere

men are sexual beings, they like to have sex. so do a lot of women... it is NOT gross or objectifying... its called having a sex drive

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Irrelevant, hmm... I can live with that.

If you saw my original post as somehow approving of the OP's husband, you are incorrect. I referred only to my own relationship which bears no resemblance to hers.

But again, DCUM tends to fill in the blanks in the most negative way possible. I thought some of you might enjoy hearing from a man who absolutely adores his wife. Then someone thinks I all but dry hump my wife at Chuck E. Cheese, brilliantly proving my point.

I signed my post in a hopefully humorous way because a man can playfully touch his wife without being a monster. And unless an admin feels I've been inappropriate, I'll post where I like.

Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband who tires of humor impared angry people

Actually you said


As usual, DCUM makes me totally appreciate my darling bride. Love you, ladies! You always remind me just how good I have it...

Signed,
Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband

What was that in response to?

NP it was obv in response to all the negative angry shit in this thread. Stop being obtuse.

[Anonymous]

In response to OP-

No, you're not the only one. To each their own.

Personally, I love it because feeling his touch makes me feel loved. In fact, I wish he would grab my waist, hold my hand and pat my @$$ more often. I'm a touchy-feely kind of person though.

[Anonymous]

I did not like it when a guy I was dating for a long time would do it. We eventually broke up because we weren't compatible in any area. And, I wasn't attracted to him. Plus he was terrible in bed.

My DH did not do it and our marriage didn't last. Turned out he wasn't attracted to me. He was great in bed though.

I like it when my current SO does it. Our sex life is hot and constant.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote: female here : I'm surprised by how many women posted that they hate this or " yuk" or" gross"

don't you realize it means your husband is still hot for you, that he wants you and that he is looking for validation that you find him attractive

If you feel entitled to spout off that that is " gross" and ask him to stop or Tell him to stop, do you not realize you are basically telling him:

go elsewhere

men are sexual beings, they like to have sex. so do a lot of women... it is NOT gross or objectifying... its called having a sex drive

You're miss understanding. Most of us want sex. We just don't want to be groped. There's a difference.