Taylor's Swift's new album - let's GOOOOO

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Anonymous wrote:Actually romantic will be the song all your teenage and 20 year old daughters sing when someone is talking shit about them behind thier back.

Kids aren't checking for her like that. Swift's core fan base is 43 year old wine moms and spinsters.

Um, do you just post to post with no credibility to your statements, often? Her tour was filled with young girls and teenagers.

Do the wine moms (alleged fan base noted in an earlier post) want their young girls listening to a song that talks about what helped to open her thighs?

Gimmie a break, I was listening to Tori “so you can make me cum that doesn’t make you Jesus” and “boy you best pray that I bleed real soon” and Hole and Snoop at my daughter’s age.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I feel like she drops an album every 6 months. I still don't know what was on the last one. The one with fortnight?

Girl is at risk of overexposure (haha)

A year and a half between albums. But, yea, overexposed.

The last album is a masterpiece, so you should go back and listen to it. This one seems like one for the kids, maybe?

With lyrics like these, definitely:

Forgive me, it sounds cocky
He ah-matized me and opened my еyes
Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see
His love was thе key that opened my thighs

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Actually romantic will be the song all your teenage and 20 year old daughters sing when someone is talking shit about them behind thier back.

Kids aren't checking for her like that. Swift's core fan base is 43 year old wine moms and spinsters.

Um, do you just post to post with no credibility to your statements, often? Her tour was filled with young girls and teenagers.

Do the wine moms (alleged fan base noted in an earlier post) want their young girls listening to a song that talks about what helped to open her thighs?

Gimmie a break, I was listening to Tori “so you can make me cum that doesn’t make you Jesus” and “boy you best pray that I bleed real soon” and Hole and Snoop at my daughter’s age.

+1
My scream got lost in a paper cup
You think there's a heaven where some screams have gone
I got 25 bucks and a cracker, do you think it's enough
To get us there?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Actually romantic will be the song all your teenage and 20 year old daughters sing when someone is talking shit about them behind thier back.

Kids aren't checking for her like that. Swift's core fan base is 43 year old wine moms and spinsters.

Um, do you just post to post with no credibility to your statements, often? Her tour was filled with young girls and teenagers.

Do the wine moms (alleged fan base noted in an earlier post) want their young girls listening to a song that talks about what helped to open her thighs?

Gimmie a break, I was listening to Tori “so you can make me cum that doesn’t make you Jesus” and “boy you best pray that I bleed real soon” and Hole and Snoop at my daughter’s age.

But you were supposed to raise your daughters better.

[Anonymous]

The new TikTok’s are amazing:

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8ALoQrw/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wood is an embarrassing knockoff of what Sabrina Carpenter does.

Taylor just doesn’t have the sexuality or sex appeal to pull off a song about Travis Kelce’s penis without sounding ridiculous and cringeworthy.

+1. The song makes me think Taylor hasn't ever actually seen Travis Kelce's penis.

[Anonymous]

For the hunger games fans:

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8ANynTG/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Wood is an embarrassing knockoff of what Sabrina Carpenter does.

Taylor just doesn’t have the sexuality or sex appeal to pull off a song about Travis Kelce’s penis without sounding ridiculous and cringeworthy.

+1. The song makes me think Taylor hasn't ever actually seen Travis Kelce's penis.

+2. I could believe this. I can't imagine these two having sex. If they have kids they'll be adopted.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The new TikTok’s are amazing:

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8ALoQrw/

Finally, Taylor's music being used for good, not evil.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Actually romantic will be the song all your teenage and 20 year old daughters sing when someone is talking shit about them behind thier back.

Kids aren't checking for her like that. Swift's core fan base is 43 year old wine moms and spinsters.

Um, do you just post to post with no credibility to your statements, often? Her tour was filled with young girls and teenagers.

Do the wine moms (alleged fan base noted in an earlier post) want their young girls listening to a song that talks about what helped to open her thighs?

Yes! Because while their girl is listening to the music, they'll be imagining getting railed by Travis! Better than whatever their husbands are giving them (if they're giving them anything at all).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Actually romantic will be the song all your teenage and 20 year old daughters sing when someone is talking shit about them behind thier back.

Kids aren't checking for her like that. Swift's core fan base is 43 year old wine moms and spinsters.

Um, do you just post to post with no credibility to your statements, often? Her tour was filled with young girls and teenagers.

Do the wine moms (alleged fan base noted in an earlier post) want their young girls listening to a song that talks about what helped to open her thighs?

Gimmie a break, I was listening to Tori “so you can make me cum that doesn’t make you Jesus” and “boy you best pray that I bleed real soon” and Hole and Snoop at my daughter’s age.

Alanis was going down on some dude in a theater in my youth. It was fine.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Two stars out of five from The Guardian review

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2025/oct/03/taylor-swift-the-life-of-a-showgirl-review

Good review (and great song recommendation at the end). Another interesting review:

https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/2025/10/taylor-swift-the-life-of-a-showgirl-album-review/684444/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Wood is an embarrassing knockoff of what Sabrina Carpenter does.

Taylor just doesn’t have the sexuality or sex appeal to pull off a song about Travis Kelce’s penis without sounding ridiculous and cringeworthy.

+1. The song makes me think Taylor hasn't ever actually seen Travis Kelce's penis.

It's not supposed to be a sexy song.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Wood is an embarrassing knockoff of what Sabrina Carpenter does.

Taylor just doesn’t have the sexuality or sex appeal to pull off a song about Travis Kelce’s penis without sounding ridiculous and cringeworthy.

+1. The song makes me think Taylor hasn't ever actually seen Travis Kelce's penis.

It's not supposed to be a sexy song.

Well, that's good, because it's not a sexy song. Is it supposed to be a cringeworthy song? Because that's what it sounds like.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Two stars out of five from The Guardian review

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2025/oct/03/taylor-swift-the-life-of-a-showgirl-review

Good review (and great song recommendation at the end). Another interesting review:

https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/2025/10/taylor-swift-the-life-of-a-showgirl-album-review/684444/

“Some people might be offended / But it’s actually sweet, all the time you’ve spent on me,” Swift sings. That reframing is presumably intended to come off as Swift taking the high road, but she still sticks the knife in: “I heard you call me ‘boring Barbie’ when the coke’s got you brave,” she sings, and likens Charli to “a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse”.

This queen-bee spite pales in emotional intelligence next to the self-scouring insight, compassion and awareness of Lorde’s response to Charli.

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2025/oct/03/taylor-swifts-charli-xcx-hit-job-misses-the-point-and-underscores-her-tedious-obsession-with-conflict

Glad to know at least the British press write a real review about Taylor!