Taylor's Swift's new album - let's GOOOOO

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Anonymous wrote:Actually romantic will be the song all your teenage and 20 year old daughters sing when someone is talking shit about them behind thier back.

Kids aren't checking for her like that. Swift's core fan base is 43 year old wine moms and spinsters.

Um, do you just post to post with no credibility to your statements, often? Her tour was filled with young girls and teenagers.

Do the wine moms (alleged fan base noted in an earlier post) want their young girls listening to a song that talks about what helped to open her thighs?

Gimmie a break, I was listening to Tori “so you can make me cum that doesn’t make you Jesus” and “boy you best pray that I bleed real soon” and Hole and Snoop at my daughter’s age.

Alanis was going down on some dude in a theater in my youth. It was fine.

That song is why I give the best blowjobs today. Inspiring.

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Anonymous wrote:Actually romantic will be the song all your teenage and 20 year old daughters sing when someone is talking shit about them behind thier back.

Kids aren't checking for her like that. Swift's core fan base is 43 year old wine moms and spinsters.

Um, do you just post to post with no credibility to your statements, often? Her tour was filled with young girls and teenagers.

Do the wine moms (alleged fan base noted in an earlier post) want their young girls listening to a song that talks about what helped to open her thighs?

Gimmie a break, I was listening to Tori “so you can make me cum that doesn’t make you Jesus” and “boy you best pray that I bleed real soon” and Hole and Snoop at my daughter’s age.

Alanis was going down on some dude in a theater in my youth. It was fine.

That's what made Alanis cool. I can't imagine Taylor going down on any guy anywhere. Would she even know what to do? Embarrassing.

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Anonymous wrote:Actually romantic will be the song all your teenage and 20 year old daughters sing when someone is talking shit about them behind thier back.

Kids aren't checking for her like that. Swift's core fan base is 43 year old wine moms and spinsters.

Um, do you just post to post with no credibility to your statements, often? Her tour was filled with young girls and teenagers.

Do the wine moms (alleged fan base noted in an earlier post) want their young girls listening to a song that talks about what helped to open her thighs?

Gimmie a break, I was listening to Tori “so you can make me cum that doesn’t make you Jesus” and “boy you best pray that I bleed real soon” and Hole and Snoop at my daughter’s age.

But you were supposed to raise your daughters better.

Seems like people are. If you google demographics of the eras tour, 58 percent were 35 to 64 and 37 percent were 18 to 34.

So 95 percent “raised” already.

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Anonymous wrote:Actually romantic will be the song all your teenage and 20 year old daughters sing when someone is talking shit about them behind thier back.

Kids aren't checking for her like that. Swift's core fan base is 43 year old wine moms and spinsters.

Um, do you just post to post with no credibility to your statements, often? Her tour was filled with young girls and teenagers.

Do the wine moms (alleged fan base noted in an earlier post) want their young girls listening to a song that talks about what helped to open her thighs?

Gimmie a break, I was listening to Tori “so you can make me cum that doesn’t make you Jesus” and “boy you best pray that I bleed real soon” and Hole and Snoop at my daughter’s age.

Alanis was going down on some dude in a theater in my youth. It was fine.

That's what made Alanis cool. I can't imagine Taylor going down on any guy anywhere. Would she even know what to do? Embarrassing.

+1. Taylor is the most sexless woman ever. That's why she's great for 5 year old kids.

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Anonymous wrote:Actually romantic will be the song all your teenage and 20 year old daughters sing when someone is talking shit about them behind thier back.

Kids aren't checking for her like that. Swift's core fan base is 43 year old wine moms and spinsters.

Um, do you just post to post with no credibility to your statements, often? Her tour was filled with young girls and teenagers.

Do the wine moms (alleged fan base noted in an earlier post) want their young girls listening to a song that talks about what helped to open her thighs?

Gimmie a break, I was listening to Tori “so you can make me cum that doesn’t make you Jesus” and “boy you best pray that I bleed real soon” and Hole and Snoop at my daughter’s age.

Alanis was going down on some dude in a theater in my youth. It was fine.

That song is why I give the best blowjobs today. Inspiring.

Janet’s “If”. Circa ~1994

“Your smooth and shiny feels so good against my lips…”

Found the album to be boring except Cancelled.

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Anonymous wrote:Wood is an embarrassing knockoff of what Sabrina Carpenter does.

Taylor just doesn’t have the sexuality or sex appeal to pull off a song about Travis Kelce’s penis without sounding ridiculous and cringeworthy.

+1. The song makes me think Taylor hasn't ever actually seen Travis Kelce's penis.

He’s so obviously a closeted gay man and you will never convince me he’s not.

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Anonymous wrote:The songs don't seem to match the show girl theme, which is my issue with it but I really love some of the songs! Just feels like a disconnect between the branding and what it is.

Showgirl theme = Las Vegas residency

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Why is GEN Z hating on the new album?

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Anonymous wrote:Actually romantic will be the song all your teenage and 20 year old daughters sing when someone is talking shit about them behind thier back.

Kids aren't checking for her like that. Swift's core fan base is 43 year old wine moms and spinsters.

Um, do you just post to post with no credibility to your statements, often? Her tour was filled with young girls and teenagers.

Do the wine moms (alleged fan base noted in an earlier post) want their young girls listening to a song that talks about what helped to open her thighs?

Gimmie a break, I was listening to Tori “so you can make me cum that doesn’t make you Jesus” and “boy you best pray that I bleed real soon” and Hole and Snoop at my daughter’s age.

Alanis was going down on some dude in a theater in my youth. It was fine.

That song is why I give the best blowjobs today. Inspiring.

"Wood" by TS lacks nuance, and the "key to my thighs" lyric is cheesy along with referring to her fiance's pe-is as "hardwood" "magic wand" or "redwood" or whatever she said. Just ew. Not sexy at all.

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Saw some Tiktok comments saying her songs is "too Millennials " Does anyone have teen age kids? What do they think?

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Anonymous wrote:Actually romantic will be the song all your teenage and 20 year old daughters sing when someone is talking shit about them behind thier back.

Kids aren't checking for her like that. Swift's core fan base is 43 year old wine moms and spinsters.

Um, do you just post to post with no credibility to your statements, often? Her tour was filled with young girls and teenagers.

Do the wine moms (alleged fan base noted in an earlier post) want their young girls listening to a song that talks about what helped to open her thighs?

Gimmie a break, I was listening to Tori “so you can make me cum that doesn’t make you Jesus” and “boy you best pray that I bleed real soon” and Hole and Snoop at my daughter’s age.

Alanis was going down on some dude in a theater in my youth. It was fine.

That song is why I give the best blowjobs today. Inspiring.

Love that!! Because in my youth (I'm 60+) Robert Plant sang "Squeeze my lemon, 'til the juice runs down my leg." So I didn't shelter my daughter from song lyrics!

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I'm just... so disappointed in this album. I'm one of the posters who absolutely loved her last four albums and had a feeling this one was just too soon and unnecessary. I like three songs on it: Life of a Showgirl, Opalite, and The Fate of Ophelia. Wood is just an utter embarrassment and beneath her.

My 21 yr. old daughter texted me and said:
"I detest Taylor's new album. The lyricism is so horrible, I cannot believe it's the same person who wrote Folklore and such."

I agree completely!

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Anonymous wrote:I'm just... so disappointed in this album. I'm one of the posters who absolutely loved her last four albums and had a feeling this one was just too soon and unnecessary. I like three songs on it: Life of a Showgirl, Opalite, and The Fate of Ophelia. Wood is just an utter embarrassment and beneath her.

My 21 yr. old daughter texted me and said:
"I detest Taylor's new album. The lyricism is so horrible, I cannot believe it's the same person who wrote Folklore and such."

I agree completely!

+1

I’m not a fan either. I love George Michael but her rendition of Father Figure sucked.

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Anonymous wrote:Actually romantic will be the song all your teenage and 20 year old daughters sing when someone is talking shit about them behind thier back.

Kids aren't checking for her like that. Swift's core fan base is 43 year old wine moms and spinsters.

Um, do you just post to post with no credibility to your statements, often? Her tour was filled with young girls and teenagers.

Do the wine moms (alleged fan base noted in an earlier post) want their young girls listening to a song that talks about what helped to open her thighs?

Gimmie a break, I was listening to Tori “so you can make me cum that doesn’t make you Jesus” and “boy you best pray that I bleed real soon” and Hole and Snoop at my daughter’s age.

Alanis was going down on some dude in a theater in my youth. It was fine.

That song is why I give the best blowjobs today. Inspiring.

"Wood" by TS lacks nuance, and the "key to my thighs" lyric is cheesy along with referring to her fiance's pe-is as "hardwood" "magic wand" or "redwood" or whatever she said. Just ew. Not sexy at all.

The redwood line (and maybe entire song) is a callback to a viral tweet (2020ish) making fun of Taylor. Basically saying how Ariana can write sexy songs but when Taylor tries it’s like “he stuck his long wood into my redwood forest and let his sap ferment my roots.” She’s in on the joke.

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Anonymous wrote:Why is GEN Z hating on the new album?

cuz it suk