Kristi Noem’s bag

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Who goes to Easter dinner with passport, $3000 cash, government badge, and blank checks?

Who knows what anyone is carrying in their handbags?

We should probably just go ahead and regulate what women can carry.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So summarizing the possible explanations for the $3K cash in a Gucci bag she left on a burger place floor:

*she's a drug dealer
*she's having multiple affairs and pays for hotels in cash
*her purse is a go-bag to leave the country at a moment's notice
*she needs cash to cover a glass of wine at dinner because she is so thoroughly honest about business expenses
*she pays the cleaning lady for numerous visits on Easter Sunday
*her family goes to Estate sales on Easter
*she thinks like a blue collar business owner
and last, the one we would not have thought if it it wasn't for the wisdom of the Trump administration,
*she is in a gang

All of these are very possible. I think we need more info to know for sure. But I believe we can safely rule out that she was going to stuff the grandtoddler's Easter ostrich eggs with cash.

Summarized from people living in very small worlds who watch too many movies.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So summarizing the possible explanations for the $3K cash in a Gucci bag she left on a burger place floor:

*she's a drug dealer
*she's having multiple affairs and pays for hotels in cash
*her purse is a go-bag to leave the country at a moment's notice
*she needs cash to cover a glass of wine at dinner because she is so thoroughly honest about business expenses
*she pays the cleaning lady for numerous visits on Easter Sunday
*her family goes to Estate sales on Easter
*she thinks like a blue collar business owner
and last, the one we would not have thought if it it wasn't for the wisdom of the Trump administration,
*she is in a gang

All of these are very possible. I think we need more info to know for sure. But I believe we can safely rule out that she was going to stuff the grandtoddler's Easter ostrich eggs with cash.

Summarized from people living in very small worlds who watch too many movies.

so you're saying we're just too poor and unworldly to understand why a big strong woman of the world might have $3k in cash in her bag on Easter - and not keep enough of an eye on that bag to keep it from being stolen?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My wife is super wealthy, and she routinely carries that much cash or more on her. $3k is what she calls grocery money.

It's a joke in our household because she doesn't know how much things cost. The first time our oldest asked for cash to go to Chick-fil-a with friends, she gave her a $100 bill. My oldest didn't question this, because, again, she's been raised wealthy and at age 10/11, she didn't grasp the concept that $100 is a LOT of money to take to a fast-food restaurant. She arrived back home and said her friend's mom paid for her because the restaurant didn't accept $100 bills.

My wife: Who doesn't accept $100 bills? Is this a legitimate establishment or a food truck?
Me: uh, most places that normal, non-wealthy people go to will not accept $100 because they don't have the funds to return the change.
My wife: Daughter, you should have just bought more to decrease the amount of change back!
Me: Hon, she'd need to buy for the entire restaurant a meal to accomplish that.
My wife: I don't like the idea of eating at such cheap places too often...

Weird. All the super wealthy people I know never carry cash. It's all on a card. Honestly this is either made up or your wife is from a different culture that still believes in cash.

[Anonymous]

She's definitely lying about something. Lying about what was in her purse or lying about what it was for. Or lying about who stole it or why/how.

We'll find out eventually. DC is a small town.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My wife is super wealthy, and she routinely carries that much cash or more on her. $3k is what she calls grocery money.

It's a joke in our household because she doesn't know how much things cost. The first time our oldest asked for cash to go to Chick-fil-a with friends, she gave her a $100 bill. My oldest didn't question this, because, again, she's been raised wealthy and at age 10/11, she didn't grasp the concept that $100 is a LOT of money to take to a fast-food restaurant. She arrived back home and said her friend's mom paid for her because the restaurant didn't accept $100 bills.

My wife: Who doesn't accept $100 bills? Is this a legitimate establishment or a food truck?
Me: uh, most places that normal, non-wealthy people go to will not accept $100 because they don't have the funds to return the change.
My wife: Daughter, you should have just bought more to decrease the amount of change back!
Me: Hon, she'd need to buy for the entire restaurant a meal to accomplish that.
My wife: I don't like the idea of eating at such cheap places too often...

Weird. All the super wealthy people I know never carry cash. It's all on a card. Honestly this is either made up or your wife is from a different culture that still believes in cash.

+1

No one carries cash anymore.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Do we know there wasn't a pistol in the bag?

I would assume she’d have a bottle of lube and a roll of condoms. She’s a whore, so she’d have office supplies for whoring.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So summarizing the possible explanations for the $3K cash in a Gucci bag she left on a burger place floor:

*she's a drug dealer
*she's having multiple affairs and pays for hotels in cash
*her purse is a go-bag to leave the country at a moment's notice
*she needs cash to cover a glass of wine at dinner because she is so thoroughly honest about business expenses
*she pays the cleaning lady for numerous visits on Easter Sunday
*her family goes to Estate sales on Easter
*she thinks like a blue collar business owner
and last, the one we would not have thought if it it wasn't for the wisdom of the Trump administration,
*she is in a gang

All of these are very possible. I think we need more info to know for sure. But I believe we can safely rule out that she was going to stuff the grandtoddler's Easter ostrich eggs with cash.

Summarized from people living in very small worlds who watch too many movies.

South Dakota is the small world she comes from.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I don't think most people walk around with 3k in cash. But, I can think of 2 occasions that I've had that or more just this year. Also, there are reasons why I may carry over a thousand. For example, if I dont want to leave it in a hotel room.

What actual reasons? I find this so odd. Are you a boomer who cannot figure out Venmo or Zelle?

No, I just sometimes do business with people who prefer cash. They are legitimate businesses (think landscaping, hiring party bus, cleaning services, etc). I don't know if they are legitimate tax filers, but they are legitimate businesses. Also, if I'm going to an estate sale or something similar, I will bring several thousand dollars because cash is king if you have to compete with another buyer. I'm a millennial.

when was the last Easter Day estate sale?

There were several. Not everyone celebrates and not everyone spends the entirety of their day celebrating.

So your theory is that she was stopping by dinner on her way to an estate sale - where, in El Salvador?

I was replying to the dunce who didn’t think there were any estate sales because of Easter.

My conspiracy theory, since you were sweet enough to ask, is that this was staged.

But in a week where the Secretary of Homeland Security can’t secure her own bag and the uber Catholic VP kills the Pope, SecDef (again!) violates operational security, I would hate to be in or near Trump’s inner circle.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So summarizing the possible explanations for the $3K cash in a Gucci bag she left on a burger place floor:

*she's a drug dealer
*she's having multiple affairs and pays for hotels in cash
*her purse is a go-bag to leave the country at a moment's notice
*she needs cash to cover a glass of wine at dinner because she is so thoroughly honest about business expenses
*she pays the cleaning lady for numerous visits on Easter Sunday
*her family goes to Estate sales on Easter
*she thinks like a blue collar business owner
and last, the one we would not have thought if it it wasn't for the wisdom of the Trump administration,
*she is in a gang

All of these are very possible. I think we need more info to know for sure. But I believe we can safely rule out that she was going to stuff the grandtoddler's Easter ostrich eggs with cash.

Summarized from people living in very small worlds who watch too many movies.

So now it’s bad to be creative and have an imagination? What a small, boring world for you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Kristi Noem’s handbag was stolen from a restaurant in dc. What else do we think was in there?

https://www.newsweek.com/why-kristi-noem-had-3000-cash-purse-when-it-was-stolen-2062146

So far we know it contained the following

$3 k cash
Medications
Makeup bag
Passport
DHS badge
Apt keys
Blank checks

I am going to say she has nicotine pouches and percocets

A small tube of eucerin and a travel hairbrush.

[Anonymous]

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Bag was at her feet while she was sitting in the Capital Burger.

She had a full security detail.

Conclusion: this was NOT a random opportunist. It was targeted.

Inside job? Otherwise, the sec detail should all be fired. Geez. Literally stolen under their noses.

+1. Seriously. These idiots make six figures and fat pensions. For what? Useless theater.

I'm not worried about the security detail I'm worried about this administration and their bad acting.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Kristi Noem’s handbag was stolen from a restaurant in dc. What else do we think was in there?

https://www.newsweek.com/why-kristi-noem-had-3000-cash-purse-when-it-was-stolen-2062146

So far we know it contained the following

$3 k cash
Medications
Makeup bag
Passport
DHS badge
Apt keys
Blank checks

I am going to say she has nicotine pouches and percocets

All very fishy like it was staged....this admin loves to stage "bad things".

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So summarizing the possible explanations for the $3K cash in a Gucci bag she left on a burger place floor:

*she's a drug dealer
*she's having multiple affairs and pays for hotels in cash
*her purse is a go-bag to leave the country at a moment's notice
*she needs cash to cover a glass of wine at dinner because she is so thoroughly honest about business expenses
*she pays the cleaning lady for numerous visits on Easter Sunday
*her family goes to Estate sales on Easter
*she thinks like a blue collar business owner
and last, the one we would not have thought if it it wasn't for the wisdom of the Trump administration,
*she is in a gang

All of these are very possible. I think we need more info to know for sure. But I believe we can safely rule out that she was going to stuff the grandtoddler's Easter ostrich eggs with cash.

Summarized from people living in very small worlds who watch too many movies.

so you're saying we're just too poor and unworldly to understand why a big strong woman of the world might have $3k in cash in her bag on Easter - and not keep enough of an eye on that bag to keep it from being stolen?

Don't forget that it's a Gucci bag!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Who goes to Easter dinner with passport, $3000 cash, government badge, and blank checks?

Who knows what anyone is carrying in their handbags?

We should probably just go ahead and regulate what women can carry.

Well, federal employees should definitely not be carrying their PIV card in their purse to Easter dinner. If I did that and it was stolen, I might not be fired. But that’s not a given. And there would definitely be disciplinary action.