Kristi Noem’s bag

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I don't think most people walk around with 3k in cash. But, I can think of 2 occasions that I've had that or more just this year. Also, there are reasons why I may carry over a thousand. For example, if I dont want to leave it in a hotel room.

What actual reasons? I find this so odd. Are you a boomer who cannot figure out Venmo or Zelle?

No, I just sometimes do business with people who prefer cash. They are legitimate businesses (think landscaping, hiring party bus, cleaning services, etc). I don't know if they are legitimate tax filers, but they are legitimate businesses. Also, if I'm going to an estate sale or something similar, I will bring several thousand dollars because cash is king if you have to compete with another buyer. I'm a millennial.

when was the last Easter Day estate sale?

There were several. Not everyone celebrates and not everyone spends the entirety of their day celebrating.

[Anonymous]

So summarizing the possible explanations for the $3K cash in a Gucci bag she left on a burger place floor:

*she's a drug dealer
*she's having multiple affairs and pays for hotels in cash
*her purse is a go-bag to leave the country at a moment's notice
*she needs cash to cover a glass of wine at dinner because she is so thoroughly honest about business expenses
*she pays the cleaning lady for numerous visits on Easter Sunday
*her family goes to Estate sales on Easter
*she thinks like a blue collar business owner
and last, the one we would not have thought if it it wasn't for the wisdom of the Trump administration,
*she is in a gang

All of these are very possible. I think we need more info to know for sure. But I believe we can safely rule out that she was going to stuff the grandtoddler's Easter ostrich eggs with cash.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So summarizing the possible explanations for the $3K cash in a Gucci bag she left on a burger place floor:

*she's a drug dealer
*she's having multiple affairs and pays for hotels in cash
*her purse is a go-bag to leave the country at a moment's notice
*she needs cash to cover a glass of wine at dinner because she is so thoroughly honest about business expenses
*she pays the cleaning lady for numerous visits on Easter Sunday
*her family goes to Estate sales on Easter
*she thinks like a blue collar business owner
and last, the one we would not have thought if it it wasn't for the wisdom of the Trump administration,
*she is in a gang

All of these are very possible. I think we need more info to know for sure. But I believe we can safely rule out that she was going to stuff the grandtoddler's Easter ostrich eggs with cash.

How about home owner's policy doesn't cover makeup but does cover stolen cash, up to some round number. She's just making sure she hits the full coverage amount.

[Anonymous]

It's a staged theft. Think about it:

- she knows there will be negative press and jokes about the head of homeland security who can't secure her own purse
- other politicians have lost their wallet before, yet none felt the need to tell every news outlet. it was so quick and so deliberate
- she had gov security with her; who would be dumb enough to take a purse from a team of security in an enclosed space with no alternate exits, when for all they know, it could be 20 bucks and a pack of gum in there

It doesn't add up.

it makes more sense that there's something bad from her phone that's about to come to light. She needs to find a way to get rid of it or claim it's been tainted.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:It's very strange. Anyone carrying $3000 in their purse in 2025 is very odd. I can only think of - it's a bribe; she has a drug problem; she's a prostitute; or she's paranoid and has a mental illness.

I’m none of those things and have $3k or so in cash on me regularly. There’s $700 in the center console of my car at the moment. Some people just have cash around.

That is bizarre and frankly, not smart? People try door handles to rummage through cars. You must be rich to be so cavalier with large amounts of money.

I’ve had cash there for years, never had it stolen. Lock your car and the door handles don’t work.

Do people not break car windows where you live?! In my (nice, upscale, but in-city) neighborhood, we get random broken windows even on cars that are unlocked and empty.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Kristi Noem’s handbag was stolen from a restaurant in dc. What else do we think was in there?

https://www.newsweek.com/why-kristi-noem-had-3000-cash-purse-when-it-was-stolen-2062146

So far we know it contained the following

$3 k cash
Medications
Makeup bag
Passport
DHS badge
Apt keys
Blank checks

I am going to say she has nicotine pouches and percocets

Too bad they didn't steal her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's very strange. Anyone carrying $3000 in their purse in 2025 is very odd. I can only think of - it's a bribe; she has a drug problem; she's a prostitute; or she's paranoid and has a mental illness.

I’m none of those things and have $3k or so in cash on me regularly. There’s $700 in the center console of my car at the moment. Some people just have cash around.

That is bizarre and frankly, not smart? People try door handles to rummage through cars. You must be rich to be so cavalier with large amounts of money.

I’ve had cash there for years, never had it stolen. Lock your car and the door handles don’t work.

You have more money than brains. When door are locked thieves just break the window.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So summarizing the possible explanations for the $3K cash in a Gucci bag she left on a burger place floor:

*she's a drug dealer
*she's having multiple affairs and pays for hotels in cash
*her purse is a go-bag to leave the country at a moment's notice
*she needs cash to cover a glass of wine at dinner because she is so thoroughly honest about business expenses
*she pays the cleaning lady for numerous visits on Easter Sunday
*her family goes to Estate sales on Easter
*she thinks like a blue collar business owner
and last, the one we would not have thought if it it wasn't for the wisdom of the Trump administration,
*she is in a gang

All of these are very possible. I think we need more info to know for sure. But I believe we can safely rule out that she was going to stuff the grandtoddler's Easter ostrich eggs with cash.

How about home owner's policy doesn't cover makeup but does cover stolen cash, up to some round number. She's just making sure she hits the full coverage amount.

My homeowners policy explicitly excludes cash, bearer bonds, and securities.

[Anonymous]

Do we know there wasn't a pistol in the bag?

[Anonymous]

My wife is super wealthy, and she routinely carries that much cash or more on her. $3k is what she calls grocery money.

It's a joke in our household because she doesn't know how much things cost. The first time our oldest asked for cash to go to Chick-fil-a with friends, she gave her a $100 bill. My oldest didn't question this, because, again, she's been raised wealthy and at age 10/11, she didn't grasp the concept that $100 is a LOT of money to take to a fast-food restaurant. She arrived back home and said her friend's mom paid for her because the restaurant didn't accept $100 bills.

My wife: Who doesn't accept $100 bills? Is this a legitimate establishment or a food truck?
Me: uh, most places that normal, non-wealthy people go to will not accept $100 because they don't have the funds to return the change.
My wife: Daughter, you should have just bought more to decrease the amount of change back!
Me: Hon, she'd need to buy for the entire restaurant a meal to accomplish that.
My wife: I don't like the idea of eating at such cheap places too often...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My wife is super wealthy, and she routinely carries that much cash or more on her. $3k is what she calls grocery money.

It's a joke in our household because she doesn't know how much things cost. The first time our oldest asked for cash to go to Chick-fil-a with friends, she gave her a $100 bill. My oldest didn't question this, because, again, she's been raised wealthy and at age 10/11, she didn't grasp the concept that $100 is a LOT of money to take to a fast-food restaurant. She arrived back home and said her friend's mom paid for her because the restaurant didn't accept $100 bills.

My wife: Who doesn't accept $100 bills? Is this a legitimate establishment or a food truck?
Me: uh, most places that normal, non-wealthy people go to will not accept $100 because they don't have the funds to return the change.
My wife: Daughter, you should have just bought more to decrease the amount of change back!
Me: Hon, she'd need to buy for the entire restaurant a meal to accomplish that.
My wife: I don't like the idea of eating at such cheap places too often...

Are you married to Moira Rose??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I don't think most people walk around with 3k in cash. But, I can think of 2 occasions that I've had that or more just this year. Also, there are reasons why I may carry over a thousand. For example, if I dont want to leave it in a hotel room.

What actual reasons? I find this so odd. Are you a boomer who cannot figure out Venmo or Zelle?

No, I just sometimes do business with people who prefer cash. They are legitimate businesses (think landscaping, hiring party bus, cleaning services, etc). I don't know if they are legitimate tax filers, but they are legitimate businesses. Also, if I'm going to an estate sale or something similar, I will bring several thousand dollars because cash is king if you have to compete with another buyer. I'm a millennial.

when was the last Easter Day estate sale?

There were several. Not everyone celebrates and not everyone spends the entirety of their day celebrating.

So your theory is that she was stopping by dinner on her way to an estate sale - where, in El Salvador?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My wife is super wealthy, and she routinely carries that much cash or more on her. $3k is what she calls grocery money.

It's a joke in our household because she doesn't know how much things cost. The first time our oldest asked for cash to go to Chick-fil-a with friends, she gave her a $100 bill. My oldest didn't question this, because, again, she's been raised wealthy and at age 10/11, she didn't grasp the concept that $100 is a LOT of money to take to a fast-food restaurant. She arrived back home and said her friend's mom paid for her because the restaurant didn't accept $100 bills.

My wife: Who doesn't accept $100 bills? Is this a legitimate establishment or a food truck?
Me: uh, most places that normal, non-wealthy people go to will not accept $100 because they don't have the funds to return the change.
My wife: Daughter, you should have just bought more to decrease the amount of change back!
Me: Hon, she'd need to buy for the entire restaurant a meal to accomplish that.
My wife: I don't like the idea of eating at such cheap places too often...

Are you married to Moira Rose??

I mean this belongs in Entertainment - but Moira Rose understood normal stuff, she just didn't like it! It's David and Alexis who had no sense of the real world until they lost everything and had to move into a motel.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Who goes to Easter dinner with passport, $3000 cash, government badge, and blank checks?

Who knows what anyone is carrying in their handbags?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Do we know there wasn't a pistol in the bag?

That's in a holster on your person. Duh.