100% I immediately judge when someone orders a burger with cheddar |
You have got to be southeast Asian because you have never seen the crap my black mother served me and we were not poor. She just didn't like to cook and bought all frozen junk that we could microwave ourselves. I try to do better with my kids but I give them the same stuff my white neighbors give their kids -- and it is not frozen or canned pasta. |
I immediately judge when someone says, "Burger with cheddar." A burger with cheddar is a cheeseburger. Burgers and cheeseburgers are different beasts. I don't get it either -- the cheese is lost in there -- but whenever I take a bite of someone else's cheeseburger, it's pretty damn good. Bonus points if it's a baconcheeseburger. |
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I eat Chicken McNuggets, McDonald’s hash browns, and Chik-fil-a every few months and it’s a treat. I like soft serve ice cream with rainbow sprinkles. I like Planter’s Cheeseballs and Grandma Utz potato chips.
95% of the time I eat unprocessed foods, fruits, and vegetables and I cook from scratch 90% of the time. Nevertheless, I love junk food. I run 40 miles a week so don’t worry about eating whatever. |
This is a LIBERAL mom thing, they feel that it is sexist to be in charge of meals so they leave it for their husband, who then serves frozen crap because "I ate it and I turned out fine." |
White moms are the least tasty cooks for sure but I have coworkers who are south Asian and complain all the time about how they HAVE to be up cooking by 5 am to have three fully home cooked meals every single day and it’s like ok maybe the trade off to being a kitchen martyr is being ok with chicken nuggets and spaghetti sometimes so you’re not stuck cooking and cleaning dishes every spare seconds you’re at home. |
| French fries should be consumed with a mix of ketchup and mayo |
| Kids shouldn't consume sugar drinks like apple juice, Capri sun, soda, Gatorade, etc. |
Same! |
I don't think this is controversial at all--almost every mother I know thinks this. |
When I first read this I thought you meant that you should BE ALONE while eating bacon. Like it’s something that should only be done in peaceful solitude.
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Yeah I think the more controversial take is mine—my kids have orange juice every day. |
It may include aborted fetuses. According to Qanon folks. Sooooooo gross. |
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American food is junk, flavorless, and gross.
Any good food comes from immigrant cuisines. French, Mediterranean, Indian, Asian, to name a few, have rich food traditions. |
Therefore, moderation is key. I'm a 25+ year vegetarian. I don't eat meat for ethical reasons, and believe there are health reasons to avoid processed "fake meat." So I eat it sometimes. It's not a staple. Just like red meat and chicken nuggets probably aren't a major staple for you (since you're obviously health conscious). By the way, my meat eating family think impossible burgers taste like real hamburgers (I wouldn't know as I don't remember what a burger tastes like). |