Share something that's still funny to you no matter how many times you see, hear or think about it

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He's an angry elf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ_dL_IMPP4

Love it, too!

Kudos to the screenwriters and Peter Dinklage for being able to laugh at himself. I think, in today's climate, there's no way they'd write a scene like that in a movie.

[Anonymous]

Logan Circle about 2006/2007. I am leaving the 7-11 at 14th and Rhode Island on a sunny Sunday in May aka on Mother's day. There is a guy hanging around outside asking people for $ and leaning on the trash can.

As I pass, he says "Happy Mother's day" to me. I reply "Im not a mother." He blatantly looks me up and down and says rather hopefully "you should be."

Dude you are leaning on a trash can, not exactly a prime candidate for impregnation. 15 years later I am now a mother and I think of him every mother's day still laugh at the absurdity of it all.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:https://www.vulture.com/article/oral-history-bob-costas-pink-eye-olympics-sochi.html

I died when I read this for the first time. So funny and well written. For anyone who remembers the saga of Bob Costas getting pink eye while covering the Winter Olympics a few years back

Okay, I have read this entire article and I haven’t found the funny part, except for Bob’s anecdote in the last paragraph. I found it interesting to read about what was going on behind the scenes, but I can’t figure out what is funny about this article.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"Jesus Christ. Fenton!!!"

(aka English man chasing dog chasing deer in Richmond Park)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU

I was just going to add this! FENTON!!

It's the pacing of the Fenton video that gets me.

I also love all the many stories of border collies who just have to border collie, no matter where they find themselves or under what circumstances. They are so happy to work!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:https://www.vulture.com/article/oral-history-bob-costas-pink-eye-olympics-sochi.html

I died when I read this for the first time. So funny and well written. For anyone who remembers the saga of Bob Costas getting pink eye while covering the Winter Olympics a few years back

Okay, I have read this entire article and I haven’t found the funny part, except for Bob’s anecdote in the last paragraph. I found it interesting to read about what was going on behind the scenes, but I can’t figure out what is funny about this article.

Same.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Logan Circle about 2006/2007. I am leaving the 7-11 at 14th and Rhode Island on a sunny Sunday in May aka on Mother's day. There is a guy hanging around outside asking people for $ and leaning on the trash can.

As I pass, he says "Happy Mother's day" to me. I reply "Im not a mother." He blatantly looks me up and down and says rather hopefully "you should be."

Dude you are leaning on a trash can, not exactly a prime candidate for impregnation. 15 years later I am now a mother and I think of him every mother's day still laugh at the absurdity of it all.

It springs eternal.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:https://www.vulture.com/article/oral-history-bob-costas-pink-eye-olympics-sochi.html

I died when I read this for the first time. So funny and well written. For anyone who remembers the saga of Bob Costas getting pink eye while covering the Winter Olympics a few years back

Okay, I have read this entire article and I haven’t found the funny part, except for Bob’s anecdote in the last paragraph. I found it interesting to read about what was going on behind the scenes, but I can’t figure out what is funny about this article.

Same.

Interesting!! I thought the whole tone was of sort of deadpanned humor, I remember thinking it was a really humerus piece. But you're right, it's not funny in the way a lot of these other videos etc are funny.

[Anonymous]

Funny as a long arm bone, maybe.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Logan Circle about 2006/2007. I am leaving the 7-11 at 14th and Rhode Island on a sunny Sunday in May aka on Mother's day. There is a guy hanging around outside asking people for $ and leaning on the trash can.

As I pass, he says "Happy Mother's day" to me. I reply "Im not a mother." He blatantly looks me up and down and says rather hopefully "you should be."

Dude you are leaning on a trash can, not exactly a prime candidate for impregnation. 15 years later I am now a mother and I think of him every mother's day still laugh at the absurdity of it all.

Uhhh, cricket-cricket.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Has this been shared yet? One of my favorite scenes from Friends
https://youtu.be/6C4ZV4TW86g

Ah yes!!! This is great 🤣😂

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
This joke (the storm can now be substituted for covid, and the rescuers for masks & vaccines).

A storm descends on a small town, and the downpour soon turns into a flood.
As the waters rise, the local preacher kneels in prayer on the church porch, surrounded by water. One of the townsfolk comes up the street in a canoe.

"Better get in, preacher, the waters are rising fast."

"No," says the preacher.
"I have faith in the Lord. He will save me."

Still the waters rise.
Now the preacher is up on the balcony, wringing his hands in supplication, when another guy zips up in a motorboat.

"Come on, preacher. We need to get you out of here. The levee's gonna break any minute."

Once again, the preacher is unmoved.
"I shall remain. The Lord will see me through."

After a while the levee breaks, and the flood rushes over the church until only the steeple on the roof of the church remains above water.
The preacher is up there, clinging to the cross, when a helicopter descends out of the clouds, and a state trooper calls down to him through a megaphone.

"Grab the ladder, preacher. This is your last chance."

Once again, the preacher insists the Lord will deliver him.

And, predictably, he drowns.

A pious man, the preacher goes to heaven.
After a while he gets to the pearly gates and says to God: "Lord, I had unwavering faith in you. Why didn't you deliver me from that flood?"

God shakes his head in disbelief and says:

"What did you want from me? I sent you two boats and a helicopter."

I know it's old, but I love it!

I know someone who keeps saying she's depending on the lord to keep her Covid free,not even kidding. No vaccine. No masks. Lady, the Lord can't do anything more to help you!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The gif of the guy who unfolds the chair with one hand (used often to indicate “I’m going to sit here and watch this argument unfold”

The fish maw thread. I laugh til tears in my eyes every time I read it.

Could someone please find the fish maw thread again?? It was just amazing.

No. It's not that funny and we need to let it die.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:https://www.vulture.com/article/oral-history-bob-costas-pink-eye-olympics-sochi.html

I died when I read this for the first time. So funny and well written. For anyone who remembers the saga of Bob Costas getting pink eye while covering the Winter Olympics a few years back

Okay, I have read this entire article and I haven’t found the funny part, except for Bob’s anecdote in the last paragraph. I found it interesting to read about what was going on behind the scenes, but I can’t figure out what is funny about this article.

Same

[Anonymous]

Anything Mitch Hedberg.

“I think Pringles' original intention was to make tennis balls... But on the day the rubber was supposed to show up, a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid-back company, so they just said "F*@& it, cut em up!"”

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don’t need a receipt for the doughnut. I’ll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can’t imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: “Don’t even act like I didn’t get that doughnut! I got the documentation right here…oh, wait it’s at home…in the file…under “D”.

[Anonymous]