This is mine, first seen in Buzzfeed's dry humor collection. It's still so funny to me, every time. Untapped infinite supply... impenetrable wall of swine... lol.😂😂
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Knock knock
Who’s there? Interrupting cow. …… |
| Seeing people trip. I love it. The more flailing the better. I could be lying in bed and all of a sudden remember someone tripping three years ago and start giggling. |
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This scene from Notting Hill. Don't know why:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqpIao_x4Yc |
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He's an angry elf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ_dL_IMPP4 |
| Loud farts in public (ideally not mine). Still hilarious every time. |
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Several headlines from The Onion:
Like Boxes of Sh*t In Your House? Get a Cat. Kurt Warner Cheered on by Wire-Haired Man-Goblin. Not a headline, but still funny (I think it's describing Celestial Seasonings' new tea): St. John's Gingkonacea Voodoo Bullshit Zinger |
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the movie Wayne's World still makes me LMAO years later
Also, Airplane |
| Elf. I will never tire of it. |
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My mother's unfortunate mishap years ago, walking in a park near Paris:
W're walking, and she steps in dog poo. She says "merde" and goes on the grass to wipe her shoe. A little while later we hear "Merde!". She had wiped her shoe in dog poo hidden in the grass. She goes further away to wipe her shoe again. A little while later we hear "MERDE!". She had wiped her shoe in dog poo, again. A little while later we hear "MEEERDE!!! FAIS CHIER!!! !@#$%^&*!!!". She had stepped in it AGAIN. Meanwhile my father and I are laughing our heads off. It's become a family legend, and now my kids act it out - even though they weren't born yet when it happened - and send us off in gales of laughter every time. Ah. Fun times. |
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I cry every time I think of this:
I'm not a real woman! https://twitter.com/mimiification/status/881062093277024256?lang=en |
| My DH had an allergic reaction one morning. He rolled over in bed and his lips were hugely swollen. I died laughing while hoping he wasn’t going into anaphylactic shock. This was almost 11 years ago and I still laugh so hard that tears come to my eyes to this day. (And he was fine.) |
+1 and falling down stairs. |
| The movie Dumb and Dumber |
Ok, now I’m laughing. That’s funny. (Glad he’s ok.) |