The TikTok Teens are Mocking Us

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:Do these teenagers really think I give a shit what they think?

I have a beautiful house, I drive a luxury SUV, I can take amazing vacations. What do they have? Nothing. They’re kids.

Peak DCUM! Says the mom as she squeals out out of school drop off in her luxury suv.

I really love this response. “What do they have? Nothing.” 😎

Yes because they are children. If you need to feel superior you have more than a teenager, time to check in with yourself.

Oh calm down. Her response was probably sarcastic. No need to get all sanctimonious yourself.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Do these teenagers really think I give a shit what they think?

I have a beautiful house, I drive a luxury SUV, I can take amazing vacations. What do they have? Nothing. They’re kids.

Peak DCUM! Says the mom as she squeals out out of school drop off in her luxury suv.

I really love this response. “What do they have? Nothing.” 😎

Yes because they are children. If you need to feel superior you have more than a teenager, time to check in with yourself.

Question for first PP: do you also not care about what people who have less $ than you think?

[Anonymous]

My intern rocks the “trendy” 90s throwbacks. I can proudly say I rocked it first: in the actual 90s.

[Anonymous]

Great, I took a year off from wearing pants and now everything in my closet is out of style. Fortunately I'm now too fat to wear most of it so I need to go shopping anyway.

At least my kid still thinks I'm beautiful and cool. (He's three.)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Do these teenagers really think I give a shit what they think?

I have a beautiful house, I drive a luxury SUV, I can take amazing vacations. What do they have? Nothing. They’re kids.

Peak DCUM! Says the mom as she squeals out out of school drop off in her luxury suv.

I really love this response. “What do they have? Nothing.” 😎

Yes because they are children. If you need to feel superior you have more than a teenager, time to check in with yourself.

Question for first PP: do you also not care about what people who have less $ than you think?

It doesn’t matter what you have. Money can’t buy youth and youth is more valuable than all the luxury SUVs in the world.

-Someone who also has a beautiful house, a luxury SUV and amazing vacations. None of it comes close to the freedom and fun of youth.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Do these teenagers really think I give a shit what they think?

I have a beautiful house, I drive a luxury SUV, I can take amazing vacations. What do they have? Nothing. They’re kids.

Peak DCUM! Says the mom as she squeals out out of school drop off in her luxury suv.

I really love this response. “What do they have? Nothing.” 😎

Yes because they are children. If you need to feel superior you have more than a teenager, time to check in with yourself.

Oh calm down. Her response was probably sarcastic. No need to get all sanctimonious yourself.

I’m sunglasses pp and was definitely being sarcastic 🤣all of this is so DCUM it hurts

[Anonymous]

As a 46 year old, I think those mom jeans look terrible on teens. I'm certainly not going to give my opinion to my nieces, because they don't care... Nor should they.

Then again I thought skinny jeans and leggings looked dumb several years ago, and here I am...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:i'm not going to change what I wear, but I am curious what Gen Z is wearing. I haven't seen people in so long . . .

Are they wearing jeans at all? Still leggings all the time? What in the world do they have on their legs?

Hideous high rise mom jeans with a ton of saggy material in the front zipper area.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Do these teenagers really think I give a shit what they think?

I have a beautiful house, I drive a luxury SUV, I can take amazing vacations. What do they have? Nothing. They’re kids.

Peak DCUM! Says the mom as she squeals out out of school drop off in her luxury suv.

I really love this response. “What do they have? Nothing.” 😎

Yes because they are children. If you need to feel superior you have more than a teenager, time to check in with yourself.

Question for first PP: do you also not care about what people who have less $ than you think?

It doesn’t matter what you have. Money can’t buy youth and youth is more valuable than all the luxury SUVs in the world.

-Someone who also has a beautiful house, a luxury SUV and amazing vacations. None of it comes close to the freedom and fun of youth.

For you, I agree. Without youth, you’ve turned into a dried up old husk that makes sanctimonious statements like “money can’t buy youth and youth is more valuable than all the luxury SUV’s” while bragging that you have said luxury suv and gorgeous house all in the same post. Or maybe you were always like that, I don’t know.

[Anonymous]

Moms, let’s hit back with our own tik tok burn and get them! They listen to the absolute worst music now. When I was rocking 90s styles in the 90s at least it was Nirvana, the Breeders, Bikini kill, sweater Kinney, etc. what synthetic soulless “emo” sad clown rap with face tattoos do they listen to? Bad Bunny?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Moms, let’s hit back with our own tik tok burn and get them! They listen to the absolute worst music now. When I was rocking 90s styles in the 90s at least it was Nirvana, the Breeders, Bikini kill, sweater Kinney, etc. what synthetic soulless “emo” sad clown rap with face tattoos do they listen to? Bad Bunny?

Sweater Kinney would be a great name for the a tribute band.

[Anonymous]

Couldn’t care less. There is no way I’m wearing 1980 mom jeans. I am happy to let those tick too kids know that when I was cool, and trust me I was, I made fun of mom jeans.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:i'm not going to change what I wear, but I am curious what Gen Z is wearing. I haven't seen people in so long . . .

Are they wearing jeans at all? Still leggings all the time? What in the world do they have on their legs?

Hideous high rise mom jeans with a ton of saggy material in the front zipper area.

Actually I just suggested to my teen that I’d buy her a pair of the high rise paper bag waist jeans. She is 5’6” and weighs 105 so I think they would look cute on her! The worse is any low rise skinny look, which makes her look like a gaunt skeleton. And she subsists on carbohydrates, cheese, fruit and chocolate. That’s who those clothes are made for.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Moms, let’s hit back with our own tik tok burn and get them! They listen to the absolute worst music now. When I was rocking 90s styles in the 90s at least it was Nirvana, the Breeders, Bikini kill, sweater Kinney, etc. what synthetic soulless “emo” sad clown rap with face tattoos do they listen to? Bad Bunny?

Sweater Kinney would be a great name for the a tribute band.

I will buy that album - actually it's for when Sleater Kinney and The Cardigans do a joint show

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is trolling at its best. Since when do teenagers GAF about what grown ups wear, or how they style their hair? Lol. We’re irrelevant and invisible to them.
And lord help the folks who came up with this shenanigan if they’re for real. Too. Much. Time. Wasted.

Yeah and I think the point of all this was to mock millennials. We are utterly irrelevant to them — gen x mom