The TikTok Teens are Mocking Us

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Moms, let’s hit back with our own tik tok burn and get them! They listen to the absolute worst music now. When I was rocking 90s styles in the 90s at least it was Nirvana, the Breeders, Bikini kill, sweater Kinney, etc. what synthetic soulless “emo” sad clown rap with face tattoos do they listen to? Bad Bunny?

Sweater Kinney would be a great name for the a tribute band.

I will buy that album - actually it's for when Sleater Kinney and The Cardigans do a joint show

I’m dying!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:i'm not going to change what I wear, but I am curious what Gen Z is wearing. I haven't seen people in so long . . .

Are they wearing jeans at all? Still leggings all the time? What in the world do they have on their legs?

Hideous high rise mom jeans with a ton of saggy material in the front zipper area.

And mullets are trendy again. But soft layered ones. Thought I would never see that trend again.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Great, I took a year off from wearing pants and now everything in my closet is out of style. Fortunately I'm now too fat to wear most of it so I need to go shopping anyway.

At least my kid still thinks I'm beautiful and cool. (He's three.)

^ I feel this post. Except my kids are 5 and 6 and think I'm the best. I'm too COVID-fat to fit into my skinny jeans, and besides, now I have a muffin top and they are super unflattering. I'm waiting for my new high waisted jeans to arrive in the mail. Don't @ me, I don't care what you think. (Not the PP I quoted--I love you--, I mean the mom with the luxury SUV squealing out of the drop off lane at elementary school.)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Moms, let’s hit back with our own tik tok burn and get them! They listen to the absolute worst music now. When I was rocking 90s styles in the 90s at least it was Nirvana, the Breeders, Bikini kill, sweater Kinney, etc. what synthetic soulless “emo” sad clown rap with face tattoos do they listen to? Bad Bunny?

Hitting back on kids is not a flex.

[Anonymous]

There is literally nothing we could do that they wouldn't mock.

[Anonymous]

Don't they realize we're approaching 100 years old and every single trend they can come up with is already in our wardrobe (or was)?

The ironic mom jeans trend is a particularly bad one, right there with the ankle length flared pants.

I'm waiting for the return of Levi 501s. THAT was style.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Moms, let’s hit back with our own tik tok burn and get them! They listen to the absolute worst music now. When I was rocking 90s styles in the 90s at least it was Nirvana, the Breeders, Bikini kill, sweater Kinney, etc. what synthetic soulless “emo” sad clown rap with face tattoos do they listen to? Bad Bunny?

Hitting back on kids is not a flex.

Jesus, stop saying flex.

[Anonymous]

I'm patiently waiting for the day fashion goes truly retro. Like La Belle Epoch. Or gibson girl.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Don't they realize we're approaching 100 years old and every single trend they can come up with is already in our wardrobe (or was)?

The ironic mom jeans trend is a particularly bad one, right there with the ankle length flared pants.

I'm waiting for the return of Levi 501s. THAT was style.

Are you kidding? Levi 501s are precisely what is in style right now. If you have them, pull them out and put them back on immediately.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Moms, let’s hit back with our own tik tok burn and get them! They listen to the absolute worst music now. When I was rocking 90s styles in the 90s at least it was Nirvana, the Breeders, Bikini kill, sweater Kinney, etc. what synthetic soulless “emo” sad clown rap with face tattoos do they listen to? Bad Bunny?

Hitting back on kids is not a flex.

Jesus, stop saying flex.

Stop trying to make flex, erm, I mean, fetch happen

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Moms, let’s hit back with our own tik tok burn and get them! They listen to the absolute worst music now. When I was rocking 90s styles in the 90s at least it was Nirvana, the Breeders, Bikini kill, sweater Kinney, etc. what synthetic soulless “emo” sad clown rap with face tattoos do they listen to? Bad Bunny?

Hitting back on kids is not a flex.

Jesus, stop saying flex.

Stop trying to make flex, erm, I mean, fetch happen

There we go with the 2004 Mean Girls reference, right on time.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Moms, let’s hit back with our own tik tok burn and get them! They listen to the absolute worst music now. When I was rocking 90s styles in the 90s at least it was Nirvana, the Breeders, Bikini kill, sweater Kinney, etc. what synthetic soulless “emo” sad clown rap with face tattoos do they listen to? Bad Bunny?

Hitting back on kids is not a flex.

Jesus, stop saying flex.

Stop trying to make flex, erm, I mean, fetch happen

There we go with the 2004 Mean Girls reference, right on time.

Ok? Wow, you’re so “young” and “cool.” I’m sure teens aren’t at all embarrassed by you like they are by literally every other adult.

I thought the rest of the posters smacked you down here a few pages back. Are you a glutton for punishment?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:i'm not going to change what I wear, but I am curious what Gen Z is wearing. I haven't seen people in so long . . .

Are they wearing jeans at all? Still leggings all the time? What in the world do they have on their legs?

Hideous high rise mom jeans with a ton of saggy material in the front zipper area.

And mullets are trendy again. But soft layered ones. Thought I would never see that trend again.

I know!! I had not seen one person male or female that it flattered then... and it is not better now.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am 42 and wear skinny jeans, mom jeans, wide leg jeans, straight jeans... leggings and jeggings, too. I have a good figure and look great in all of them. The only ones I dislike are flare and boot cut.

I can tell ur a cool mom

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There is literally nothing we could do that they wouldn't mock.

That’s literally like the point