Women, be honest, if your husband was fat

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Men get fat when they do not have sex. So if you see a fat husband he is not having sex. You can easily tell the couple who do not have sex.

Not true. My husband and I have averaged sex twice a week for 25 years, and yet he gained over 50 pounds during that time. Our only dry spells were due to pregnancy/childbirth recovery and medical issues. Some men are simply not motivated to stay thin by sex.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Sex can be great exercise. If you want to help him lose weight, maybe you should increase the frequency. Screw him til he's sore. Make it so he needs to get off the couch and out of the house so you can't attack him again.

Np but in my experience fat men want to be on the bottom since they're physically not okay being on top.

My fat husband has to be on top to have an O.

Ew.

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Anonymous wrote:DH did get extremely fat. I could hardly stomach having sex with him. The wonderful thing about being a heterosexual female is that you can tell your partner "You are fat lose weight and then I'll start have sex with you again". My husband didn't like my message, but he wasn't mortally wounded by reality, so he lost 80lbs and looks even better than the day we married and we now have a healthy sex life. It's nice to be married to a desireable man who is motivated to be, and remain healthy.

No way in hell a heterosexual man could say that to his wife without utterly crushing her spirit and confidence.

Yup, which is exactly why I'm so glad I'm a heterosexual woman. I would never ever be able to deal with the hypersensitivities of most women. Of course there are exceptions on both sides.

My DH wanted sex, i wanted the fit man i first married back in order to want to have sex. He took that seriously, double downed and i got a man hotter and harder than the one I married. He's not complaining now.

Did he really not make the connection between his weight gain and your lack of desire until you told him to lose weight?

No he did not make the connection, he does not deal in smoke signals. We speak very directly to each other. Minimizes conflict and confusion.

Not a smoke signal, just an inability to actually think about why you might not want to sleep with him. Bad breath? No. Could it be the tremendous amount of weight I've gained? Oh yeah, that's probably it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Man here. Fat is *always* unattractive, man or woman, *especially* if he/she entered the marriage thin. Totally disrespectful of the relationship.

Getting "old" is completely different from getting fat.
Increased age is 100% unavoidable (well unless you die) but fat is 100% avoidable.

I have gained about 25 pounds since I got married. I figure as long as my husband has gained much more, I'm good.

[Anonymous]

taketothebank wrote:

Women should get to have two men - one for stability and one for physical chemistry! Its not possible to have everything in one person

A PP stated that none of the women in this post have talked about rich men turning them on.

Posts like this one (where the word "stability" is a stand in for earning power) are all over up post.

There are a number where the poster states that money is a major factor is attracting women. Even up post on this page a female post states money "helps" attract women.

Where did I, or anyone else, say that men have a magical idea that women's sexuality never prioritizes physical appearance.

Most men have known that girls (and then women) like cute boys since they were in their early teens. Even if they were not interested in girls at all. Every young woman I knew (every girl in her mid to late teens) had posters of men they found attractive in their room or dorm room. Tell me how men could see evidence like this and get the magical idea that women do not prioritize physical appearance?

No, I really meant stability. As in, come home on time every night, do 50% of the household work, be an active parent. I make 55% of the household income, my stable husband makes 45%.

[taketothebank]

No, I really meant stability. As in, come home on time every night, do 50% of the household work, be an active parent. I make 55% of the household income, my stable husband makes 45%.

Really? Cool. I am not sure I could do all three (or even two) most of the time.

For example, I could maybe come home and be an active parent, but would not do housework. I think if I had to do all three at one time I would need a night of drinking the next day. Sadly, I am sure that I would spend more than my 45% of that day's income on the night out.

Yes, I am a real peach. But I am not fat. Yet.

You made a good choice.

[Anonymous]

taketothebank wrote:

No, I really meant stability. As in, come home on time every night, do 50% of the household work, be an active parent. I make 55% of the household income, my stable husband makes 45%.

Really? Cool. I am not sure I could do all three (or even two) most of the time.

For example, I could maybe come home and be an active parent, but would not do housework. I think if I had to do all three at one time I would need a night of drinking the next day. Sadly, I am sure that I would spend more than my 45% of that day's income on the night out.

Yes, I am a real peach. But I am not fat. Yet.

You made a good choice.

Seriously? Women all over America work a full day, put dinner on the table, clean up, make lunches, help their children with homework on a daily basis. To me, that's all 3 things. You couldn't and don't do that?

[taketothebank]

Nope.

I am tax attorney at major DC law firm. I normally go to my AP's right after work to make sex tapes. Then, I go to my kids' sporting events and hit on the hot moms. (This task is harder after my 3rd Gin & Tonic - Bombay Sapphire with extra lime).

Sometimes, I forget which are my kids because I have not seen them in some time. The best I can do around the house is throw up in the front yard instead of the den. (Go Great Falls - big yards.)

I agree the moms work much harder than I do. That is why I offer to give them some time off their feet in my place in the Watergate.

[Anonymous]

taketothebank wrote:Nope.

I am tax attorney at major DC law firm. I normally go to my AP's right after work to make sex tapes. Then, I go to my kids' sporting events and hit on the hot moms. (This task is harder after my 3rd Gin & Tonic - Bombay Sapphire with extra lime).

Sometimes, I forget which are my kids because I have not seen them in some time. The best I can do around the house is throw up in the front yard instead of the den. (Go Great Falls - big yards.)

I agree the moms work much harder than I do. That is why I offer to give them some time off their feet in my place in the Watergate.

What a true ass you are. I knew I left private practice for a reason.

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Anonymous wrote:DH did get extremely fat. I could hardly stomach having sex with him. The wonderful thing about being a heterosexual female is that you can tell your partner "You are fat lose weight and then I'll start have sex with you again". My husband didn't like my message, but he wasn't mortally wounded by reality, so he lost 80lbs and looks even better than the day we married and we now have a healthy sex life. It's nice to be married to a desireable man who is motivated to be, and remain healthy.

No way in hell a heterosexual man could say that to his wife without utterly crushing her spirit and confidence.

Yup, which is exactly why I'm so glad I'm a heterosexual woman. I would never ever be able to deal with the hypersensitivities of most women. Of course there are exceptions on both sides.

My DH wanted sex, i wanted the fit man i first married back in order to want to have sex. He took that seriously, double downed and i got a man hotter and harder than the one I married. He's not complaining now.

Did he really not make the connection between his weight gain and your lack of desire until you told him to lose weight?

No he did not make the connection, he does not deal in smoke signals. We speak very directly to each other. Minimizes conflict and confusion.

Not a smoke signal, just an inability to actually think about why you might not want to sleep with him. Bad breath? No. Could it be the tremendous amount of weight I've gained? Oh yeah, that's probably it.

I'd say most people in general would not want to jump to the conclusion that if their spouse were not sleeping with them, it was because they had gained weight. There is a lot of fat sex going on out there in the married world. One of my best friends who is very thin and physically fit has a husband over 300lbs and they have sex all the time. it makes my stomach lurch when I hear about it, but it works for her. She has no problem with it. If she were to suddenly stop having sex with him, it would not be because of his weight.

[taketothebank]

What a true ass you are. I knew I left private practice for a reason

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Do you handle tax work at your current firm? May we contact you for a free evaluation of your current corporate tax profile?

[Anonymous]

taketothebank wrote:Nope.

I am tax attorney at major DC law firm. I normally go to my AP's right after work to make sex tapes. Then, I go to my kids' sporting events and hit on the hot moms. (This task is harder after my 3rd Gin & Tonic - Bombay Sapphire with extra lime).

Sometimes, I forget which are my kids because I have not seen them in some time. The best I can do around the house is throw up in the front yard instead of the den. (Go Great Falls - big yards.)

I agree the moms work much harder than I do. That is why I offer to give them some time off their feet in my place in the Watergate.

Troll and a loser. If this is real you are a joke in your social group and people laugh at you behind your back.

I do find it funny you live in Great Falls (or claim to)

[taketothebank]

One time I got in big trouble at a Langley soccer game because I tried to hug the student teacher that was helping coach. I thought she was my kid but after an hour and 1/2 of the game it was anyone's guess.

BTW - most of my law firm partners have their first house (the house from their first marriage) in Great Falls. Great yards, great schools, and great people.

Except for the puke stains in my front yard.

[Anonymous]

taketothebank wrote:One time I got in big trouble at a Langley soccer game because I tried to hug the student teacher that was helping coach. I thought she was my kid but after an hour and 1/2 of the game it was anyone's guess.

BTW - most of my law firm partners have their first house (the house from their first marriage) in Great Falls. Great yards, great schools, and great people.

Except for the puke stains in my front yard.

Sure they do. Time to wipe the cheeto dust from your fingers and step outside. I guess this is the only way you know to get any reaction at all from the soccer moms you fantasize about

[taketothebank]

Sure they do. Time to wipe the cheeto dust from your fingers and step outside. I guess this is the only way you know to get any reaction at all from the soccer moms you fantasize about

You are not funny at all. Maybe it is time for you give it break and work on your source material.

BTW - It is "Cheeto" dust, not cheeto dust. Proper names require capital letters at the front of the word. That is sort of thing you master at MajorLawPartnerSchool.