Automatic coffee makers are pretty cheap these days. It might not be a bad idea to set up a second coffee maker just for when company is over. You can have both makers make the coffee early in the morning so it is there for the addicts when they stumble out of bed. |
My mother does this, and it drives me bonkers. |
Or people visiting someone else's home can RELAX. No one should have to buy a second coffee maker--cheap though they may be--because some people can't wait a freaking hour for a cup of coffee, or QUIETLY press "start" on a coffee maker that has been set up for them the night before and pour themselves a cup. No one NEEDS coffee first thing. Really. You can even go without food for a day, I'm just saying. Coffee addicts just think they are soooo cool and special because they are jonesing for their joe. "DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME BEFORE I'VE HAD MY COFFEE" is the most irritating sentence in the English language. Get over yourself. |
| Not to derail this lovely thread, but what would you all do? I enjoy coffee and so does DH. FIL never makes enough coffee and it's normally at least 2 hours old when I come downstairs at 8am. I have no clue how to work their coffee maker and they don't have scoops for their coffee. I've asked for help, but MIL doesn't know how either (it's a weird coffee maker from the 80s) Is it rude to bring a coffee maker and put it in my room? They all think it's crazy for me to want more than 1/2 a cup of coffee. And they don't stock creamer. Petty, but it's basically all I want in the mornings. They'd be highly offended if I went out for coffee by myself every morning. |
This is my pet peeve as well. The worst culprits are those who place their filthy bags on my kitchen counters or dining room table. Why do I want some slob's purse or bag that they had on a public bathroom floor on my freaking dining table? People are so disgusting! |
You have quests. Having a guest means you need to slightly change your morning routine by simply taking 2 minutes to make a freaking pot of coffee. Instead, you just go about your day like no one's around. Frankly, I find that passive aggressive. |
OMG -- YOU NEED MEDICATION |
You can buy Land O'Lakes Mini Moos and have all the creamer you want. How weird is this coffeemaker? It's hard for me to imagine that there are no intructions for it anywhere on Teh Interwebs. But if not, bring a drip cone and filters and explain that you have despaired of ever learning how to use their coffeemaker. |
After many years of being my father's daughter I have determined that I don't want to talk to him before he's had his coffee. He will walk to the McDonalds by our house to buy a cup if it isn't brewed the moment he wakes up at 5 o'clock a.m. He's my dad, he's done a lot for me, it's the least I can do to set up the coffeemaker the night before. And it's a lot less noisy than him trying to open our sticky front door in the wee hours so he can make his escape to McDs. I will save my houseguest rage for my clueless, spoiled SIL. |
| For the dueling coffee rituals: how about a travel-sized French press? That solved my similar problem for years. |
Oooh, do tell, do tell! |
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How about a $30 Mr. Coffee that turns on when you press the "ON" button? Set it up the night before.
Here's a secret: Those of us who really like a cup of coffee first thing in the morning really DON'T care if it's an Organic Sumatran Blend hand-harvested by virgins or plain old Folger's. Put a carton of milk and a carton of half&half in plain sight at eye level in the fridge. Place a bowl of sugar and a couple of mugs by the machine. Maybe add a note that says "Good morning! Coffee's ready to brew -- just push the green button. Milk and cream in the fridge!" No noise. No fuss. Happy guests. |
You are gross if you put your bag on a restroom floor. Who does that? |
This. Learn so basic hostess skills. |
RELAX for once! |