Signs you are a YUPPIE

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Maybe OP meant preppy... but I am not even sure if that is a thing anymore these days

Preppy is fine, but i get judgememtal about Vineyard Vimes and Yeti Coolers.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I can admit we’re yuppies:

- Starbucks latte every morning

- Shop at WF, especially for fish and cheese

- Spent $100K on renovations to our house

- Completely networked Apple devices, including two Home Pods, three iPads, and WiFi-enabled lights and fans that we can control from our phones

- Bar cart on our main level that DH uses to make old fashions

- Nespresso machine

- Subscriptions to the NYTimes and The Economist

Total Yuppie!

[Anonymous]

- Yeti Coolers
- Lululemon head to toe
-Peloton bikes

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Maybe OP meant preppy... but I am not even sure if that is a thing anymore these days

I would argue OP and the Whole Foods/Apple PP are still "preppy" but in an almost self-parodying and try-hard kind of way way.

How is WF preppy?

[Anonymous]

- Dog sitter/ Doggie Daycare/Doggie Spa/Doggie cable tv
- Weekend chef who charges hourly and makes 20 meals.
- couples massage.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Maybe OP meant preppy... but I am not even sure if that is a thing anymore these days

I would argue OP and the Whole Foods/Apple PP are still "preppy" but in an almost self-parodying and try-hard kind of way way.

How is WF preppy?

Have you been to any in DC? They're like a country club for millennials.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:- Yeti Coolers
- Lululemon head to toe
-Peloton bikes

Sounds like you be unconsciously biased against fit outdoorsy people. Lol

[Anonymous]

Why yeti coolers?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why yeti coolers?

Exactly, we have a Yeti cooler and that’s not a Yuppie thing, good lord


- high end luxury vehicle that is not a family wagon
- tailored clothing whether it’s day to day clothes or evening wear
- particular shoes and bags (men and women)
- High end trench coaches/scarves/gloves
- luxury weekend travel

Read American Psycho, that’s a Yuppie

[Anonymous]

For real, people?

Young Urban Professionals.

Of course there are still yuppies. The clothes and products may have changed since the 80s but the people at the heart of the concept are still the same.

[Anonymous]

I am not young. 42.
Not urban. Totally suburban.
I am a professional though.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:For real, people?

Young Urban Professionals.

Of course there are still yuppies. The clothes and products may have changed since the 80s but the people at the heart of the concept are still the same.

Basically people just started naming off things that they are secretly jealous of and pretend to hate and hoped that it qualified for the post. Haha

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can admit we’re yuppies:

- Starbucks latte every morning

- Shop at WF, especially for fish and cheese

- Spent $100K on renovations to our house

- Completely networked Apple devices, including two Home Pods, three iPads, and WiFi-enabled lights and fans that we can control from our phones

- Bar cart on our main level that DH uses to make old fashions

- Nespresso machine

- Subscriptions to the NYTimes and The Economist

you guys sounds pretty basic

It’s almost embarrassing.

And you sound like basic bitches ... emphasis on the bitches.

I also love how you think that list of about a half-dozen items encompasses our whole lives, such that you can declare us “basic” from it. Hilarious.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Maybe OP meant preppy... but I am not even sure if that is a thing anymore these days

I would argue OP and the Whole Foods/Apple PP are still "preppy" but in an almost self-parodying and try-hard kind of way way.

How is WF preppy?

I’m the WF/Apple person. I’m the farthest thing from preppy you could imagine. Preppy = Vineyard Vines and going to Nantucket. It likely involves playing tennis and golf, two sports I hate.

My hobby is playing rock guitar and collecting vinyl records.

I’m not sure what you mean by “try-hard”? I’m not trying to be anything.

[Anonymous]

When it comes to the question of how “upwardly mobile” you are, all that matters is your bank balance.