Words that turn me off another mother

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I hate when a mother calls her baby a pig or little piggy. Just hate it.

Yes, I judge people too quickly and I am undoubtedly a b*tch but I hear a mother call her baby “little piggy” and I won’t start a friendship.

I have never heard this but can not fathom why this bothers you.

You must not be American. In America, calling someone a “pig” is the worst animal name you could call them. Calling a baby a pig is disgusting.

And I agree with OP and all the other “b*tches”.

[Anonymous]

Calling any kid over two a toddler. That "boymom" nonsense (and I have two boys). Chalking every single difference between kids up to gender.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Same, OP. I also really don't get along with moms who have strong opinions against kids. Like: OMG, this 5 year old is such a know-it-all. NO SHIT, he's 5. If a 40+ year old feels the need to judge a kid under 10, I kinda take it as a sign that we're not to be friends.

Good, because I cannot understand why you don't know that some kids are just miniature a$$ho@les destined to grow into bigger ones. You can tell when they're young, and it often does not improve.

[Anonymous]

"Boymom" for SURE. It's like a blinking red "AVOID" sign

[Anonymous]

Anyone who uses "little" as a noun to refer to their kid.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Anyone who uses "little" as a noun to refer to their kid.

Yes!! OMG, yes!

[Anonymous]

Anyone who calls their father “papa” is a hard no for me.

[Anonymous]

I hate when parents call their babies/kids a-holes.

And I’m not one who thinks my kids are perfect, I do a lot of venting, but I never once think to call them that.

It’s usually the “cool” moms who do this though, so I’m sure I’m alienating myself right now!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“He love the boob” or mothers who call their breasts “boobies”. When feeding another human, please call them breasts. “He loves nursing” is the same number of syllables and will keep me wanting to know you.

Yuck, anyone who talks about how much their kid likes to suck their boobs, in any verbiage, gets the friend boot...

I am very much pro-breastfeeding and free the nipple and all that, but this bothers me too.

Your kid is hungry. Your kid is eating food. Stop trying to shock value “normalize breastfeeding” with this verbiage.

[Anonymous]

Everyone has their own way of doing this, but if you tell me about your “parenting philosophy,” you’re probably not my kind of person.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“He love the boob” or mothers who call their breasts “boobies”. When feeding another human, please call them breasts. “He loves nursing” is the same number of syllables and will keep me wanting to know you.

Yuck, anyone who talks about how much their kid likes to suck their boobs, in any verbiage, gets the friend boot...

I am very much pro-breastfeeding and free the nipple and all that, but this bothers me too.

Your kid is hungry. Your kid is eating food. Stop trying to shock value “normalize breastfeeding” with this verbiage.

+1

Using euphemisms to refer to your anatomy stigmatizes breastfeeding rather than normalizing it. It makes it sound like you think there's something shameful about the word "breast."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Anyone who calls their father “papa” is a hard no for me.

Ouch! DH insisted that he be “Papa” instead of Dad/Daddy. I told him it was milenial yuppie but he insisted.

[Anonymous]

I agree so hard with most of these. Littles and boymom are the worst! I've also grown to hate "mama bear."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“He love the boob” or mothers who call their breasts “boobies”. When feeding another human, please call them breasts. “He loves nursing” is the same number of syllables and will keep me wanting to know you.

Yuck, anyone who talks about how much their kid likes to suck their boobs, in any verbiage, gets the friend boot...

I am very much pro-breastfeeding and free the nipple and all that, but this bothers me too.

Your kid is hungry. Your kid is eating food. Stop trying to shock value “normalize breastfeeding” with this verbiage.

+1

Using euphemisms to refer to your anatomy stigmatizes breastfeeding rather than normalizing it. It makes it sound like you think there's something shameful about the word "breast."

+2. I am very pro breastfeeding and did nurse both kids exclusively for 1.5 years - support public nursing - but loathe “...gave her the boob” or “boob addict”.

[Anonymous]

Oh man you guys must hate me! Apparently I use “littles” and “toddler” inappropriately. My “not toddler little” preschool age human also runs around screaming “I want big boobies! Big boobies!” Eek. I’ve ruined breast feeding for everyone