Hot while shopping

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I know when I get all hot and bothered I go shopping without underwear and make sure my swollen aching vagina is at least peeking out from my skirt in case a man might be shopping.

Sometimes I just wear my vagina like a pin on my shoulder.

If your vagina is swollen and aching, it might be smart to visit the clinic.

I'm not talking about dreaming about having an orgasm, or being stimulated while asleep (creepy as that is), but you, by yourself, having an orgasm while asleep (or waking up during the middle of it, or after it). Like you get that swollen & ache feeling, but while you were asleep?

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/453215.page

[Anonymous]

AHAHAHAHA, this thread had me LOL'ing! No, we don't go out when we are horny to entice men. We fuck our husbands or vibrators and satisfy ourselves.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I thought it was going to be about whether you should leave your coat in the car while shopping, braving the cold for a few minutes, because the stores are so warm.

Same!

Me too! And I think the answer is yes or else bring the stroller as a rolling coat bin.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I thought it was going to be about whether you should leave your coat in the car while shopping, braving the cold for a few minutes, because the stores are so warm.

+1 Me too.

Me three.

[Anonymous]

No. If I wanted to put on a show for randoms I'd be a stripper so I could at least get paid for it.

[Anonymous]

Oh my god... I'm rolling with laughter. Can't explain it to the kids who are staring at me like inquisitive owls, waiting for me to regurgitate a punch line.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That is funny! No I do not try to look sexy for the grocery store. I don't know who I would want to turn on...the old people or the moms with their toddlers. Sorry....I very rarely see hot guys at the grocery store. Usually ugly men trying to check me out.

x2. Never ever see hot dudes at the grocery store. And when I do, they are focused on getting their shopping down.

It's always the olds, uggos, and creeps trying to make awkward eye contact in the canned foods aisle. It's like they're so desperate for female attention that they've started hallucinating it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, you are a weirdo. I'm sorry that you only see women as sexual beings whose purpose so to be available for men

This.

Yep.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I know when I get all hot and bothered I go shopping without underwear and make sure my swollen aching vagina is at least peeking out from my skirt in case a man might be shopping.

Sometimes I just wear my vagina like a pin on my shoulder.

If your vagina is swollen and aching, it might be smart to visit the clinic.

You really don't know the 'ache' she's referring to? I don't get it at the mall, for strangers, but let's not act like we don't know this feeling!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I know when I get all hot and bothered I go shopping without underwear and make sure my swollen aching vagina is at least peeking out from my skirt in case a man might be shopping.

Sometimes I just wear my vagina like a pin on my shoulder.

If your vagina is swollen and aching, it might be smart to visit the clinic.

You really don't know the 'ache' she's referring to? I don't get it at the mall, for strangers, but let's not act like we don't know this feeling!

Np here. I have never had my vagina feel "achey". I honestly can't even imagine it and it sounds quite unpleasant.

Horny=good
Achey=speak to your gyno

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I really thought this was going to be about what I call "mall sweats" when I start getting sweaty and shaky because I hate the mall.

hahahahaha

I thought it might be about mini hot flashes while shopping.

But, yes, when I get too hot while shopping, I make certain that I remove my jacket and cardigan and scarf verrrry suggestively. I'm a former stripper, so...

[Anonymous]

13:44 forgot to add that I take my scarf off, slide it up between my legs and with a hand at each end seesaw it back and forth. Very sexy, espically when I'm at the Goodwill.

[Anonymous]

This thread is awesome, but not in the way OP had hoped

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I really thought this was going to be about what I call "mall sweats" when I start getting sweaty and shaky because I hate the mall.

Yes, I was surprised this wasn't in the 50 and over forum, because I have often been "hot while shopping" after I passed 50.

I was preparing to tell OP to leave her winter coat in the car since the stores in the mall are always too warm.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I know when I get all hot and bothered I go shopping without underwear and make sure my swollen aching vagina is at least peeking out from my skirt in case a man might be shopping.

Sometimes I just wear my vagina like a pin on my shoulder.

If your vagina is swollen and aching, it might be smart to visit the clinic.

You really don't know the 'ache' she's referring to? I don't get it at the mall, for strangers, but let's not act like we don't know this feeling!

Np here. I have never had my vagina feel "achey". I honestly can't even imagine it and it sounds quite unpleasant.

Horny=good
Achey=speak to your gyno

It's not unpleasant at all- no gyno needed lol