Hot while shopping

[Anonymous]

Do you ever get so horny that you just MUST put on something a little sexy and "show off" a bit while out shopping? I see women at food stores and other stores sharing glances (sometimes with me) and bending, twisting, stretching in some rather suggestive ways. Are you one of those ladies?

[Anonymous]

Really? You are so narcissistic that you think women running errands are deliberately trying to make you hot?

Looks like the wrong forum for this question?

[Anonymous]

Yeah, baby. Nothing makes me want it more than picking out toothbrushes at the Rite Aid. I put on my tiiiigggghhhhhttttt patent leather pants and button-defying blouse, paint my face REAL nice with a nice, whorish red lipstick, and wait for you in the oral hygiene aisle, stud.

[Anonymous]

That is funny! No I do not try to look sexy for the grocery store. I don't know who I would want to turn on...the old people or the moms with their toddlers. Sorry....I very rarely see hot guys at the grocery store. Usually ugly men trying to check me out.

[Anonymous]

I really thought this was going to be about what I call "mall sweats" when I start getting sweaty and shaky because I hate the mall.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Yeah, baby. Nothing makes me want it more than picking out toothbrushes at the Rite Aid. I put on my tiiiigggghhhhhttttt patent leather pants and button-defying blouse, paint my face REAL nice with a nice, whorish red lipstick, and wait for you in the oral hygiene aisle, stud.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I really thought this was going to be about what I call "mall sweats" when I start getting sweaty and shaky because I hate the mall.

Yes, I was surprised this wasn't in the 50 and over forum, because I have often been "hot while shopping" after I passed 50.

[Anonymous]

OP, you are a weirdo. I'm sorry that you only see women as sexual beings whose purpose so to be available for men

[Anonymous]

I thought it was going to be about whether you should leave your coat in the car while shopping, braving the cold for a few minutes, because the stores are so warm.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP, you are a weirdo. I'm sorry that you only see women as sexual beings whose purpose so to be available for men

This.

[Anonymous]

I know when I get all hot and bothered I go shopping without underwear and make sure my swollen aching vagina is at least peeking out from my skirt in case a man might be shopping.

Sometimes I just wear my vagina like a pin on my shoulder.

[Anonymous]

Is the OP a man or a woman???

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I thought it was going to be about whether you should leave your coat in the car while shopping, braving the cold for a few minutes, because the stores are so warm.

+1 Me too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I know when I get all hot and bothered I go shopping without underwear and make sure my swollen aching vagina is at least peeking out from my skirt in case a man might be shopping.

Sometimes I just wear my vagina like a pin on my shoulder.

If your vagina is swollen and aching, it might be smart to visit the clinic.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I thought it was going to be about whether you should leave your coat in the car while shopping, braving the cold for a few minutes, because the stores are so warm.

Same!