Hot while shopping

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Anonymous wrote:But to answer your question, no, in this worst of Washington's winters, I really don't leave my house "hot" in any sense of the word. And if I did happen to be in any way sexually aroused whilst doing my shopping, how the hell could anyone tell under the layers of long johns, sweatpants, tights, snow boots, thinsulate, down overlay, and arctic wrap? Are you INSANE?


You had me at sweatpants...
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Anonymous wrote:I know when I get all hot and bothered I go shopping without underwear and make sure my swollen aching vagina is at least peeking out from my skirt in case a man might be shopping.

Sometimes I just wear my vagina like a pin on my shoulder.


If your vagina is swollen and aching, it might be smart to visit the clinic.

You really don't know the 'ache' she's referring to? I don't get it at the mall, for strangers, but let's not act like we don't know this feeling!


Np here. I have never had my vagina feel "achey". I honestly can't even imagine it and it sounds quite unpleasant.

Horny=good
Achey=speak to your gyno


Oh my. How sad. That "ache" is a very, very good thing. Incredibly pleasant -- especially if that ache is satisfied.


Hmmm. I get horny quite often but never to the point of aching! Maybe you guys need to get laid more...


You've really never heard the word "ache" used in that context? I'm guessing you're not a native English speaker? It's actually very common. Do you read books at all? Magazines? Not even the porn ones, just the usual fiction and non-fiction aimed at people over 12? You should. Sometimes a word, such as ache, can be very descriptively used in a way that is not 100% literal.


LOL! Trust me, I am a native English speaker! I have even read my fair share of schlocky romance novels, and never heard that of an"ache" in someone's vagina, and cannot imagine it being used in a positive context. When I'm horny the last thing I'm feeling is an ache!


LOL...you must be young!

NP by the way.
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If I had the inclination, I'm sure I could produce quite a few quotes using "ache" in the sense of sexual longing, or hunger, if you prefer. But I'm feeling lazy.
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No more "ache" etymology - let's return to the main purpose of this thread: mocking the OP, in his pajamas, in his uncle's basement, looking for fresh spank material cause he's tired of his MILF downloads.
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