Ok, who owns this house?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Her decorating taste is seizure-inducing. Modern stripes and circles against an antique rug and chandelier? For that price, she needed a better designer.

I was thinking the same thing. It was waaaaaaay over the top.

[Anonymous]

Whoever it is, she owns a lot of baseball caps.

Sure, a lot of the decor looks like something from Bed Bath & Beyond (which is bold colors and patterns because they assume you're putting it in a rental-white shoebox of an apartment), but I kind of love the light.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:And what does he/she do for a living to afford a monthly $212k mortgage? How many people live here? How do they spend their days? What is life like for people who live here?

http://tour.homevisit.com/view/66646

Well, it seems like the Magnum family lives there. They hosted a reelection event for Bob Ehrlich. Not much information out there, but the wife is Sonia Magnum. No idea what they do for a living, but I would guess that they might have something to do with Magnum Properties which seems to be a property brokerage and management firm specializing in waterfront properties on the Eastern Shore. But that's just an educated guess based on Google hits.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Her decorating taste is seizure-inducing. Modern stripes and circles against an antique rug and chandelier? For that price, she needed a better designer.

Agree...and when you have a huge bowling alley of a room and put furniture in one end and a piano at the other, why do you get to call it a living room AND a music room. Although it's bigger than most SFH, it's still only one room. The problem with this house is that you'll pay $34.5M for the house and then will need to spend a couple hundred thousand more redecorating and repainting the place, then another couple hundred thousand to furnish it. And don't forget having to hire the masseuse/masseur to man the massage room.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Her decorating taste is seizure-inducing. Modern stripes and circles against an antique rug and chandelier? For that price, she needed a better designer.

Agree...and when you have a huge bowling alley of a room and put furniture in one end and a piano at the other, why do you get to call it a living room AND a music room. Although it's bigger than most SFH, it's still only one room. The problem with this house is that you'll pay $34.5M for the house and then will need to spend a couple hundred thousand more redecorating and repainting the place, then another couple hundred thousand to furnish it. And don't forget having to hire the masseuse/masseur to [b] man p/b] the massage room.

Sorry, that should be "to staff the massage room"

[Anonymous]

The descriptions are worth the price of admission.

"Extensive, exotic landscaping" Hedges and small trees = exotic!

"A Mud Room was never like this!" = This mud room is exactly like every other mudroom, only it's bigger.

"This lush, hand milled and hand built trim is certainly worth bragging about!" Because we all know that people who can afford $34m homes spend a lot of time talking about wood trim.

"Endless Chesapeake Bay horizons" ...except that bridge right there blocking off the whole horizon.

"Even the details in the flooring at the Butler's Passthrough are too beautiful to be believed!" = Maybe I'm living in a fantasy land of unicorns and rainbows, but I found them to be believable.

"...a sumptuous lighting package using semi-precious nuggets and gems to enhance the space..." Nuggets!?

"...the engaging Deluxe Dressing Room houses luxury enhancements and detail to help you start your day in the most exciting surroundings!" Ultra wealthy people must have a pretty low bar for excitement.

"Supersized and made just for Him! Custom drawers and shelving help keep His wardrobe organized and accessible!" God lives here!?

"...minutes from Annapolis and nearby Metropolitan Washington, DC." I guess 120 minutes are still "minutes."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Her decorating taste is seizure-inducing. Modern stripes and circles against an antique rug and chandelier? For that price, she needed a better designer.

Agree...and when you have a huge bowling alley of a room and put furniture in one end and a piano at the other, why do you get to call it a living room AND a music room. Although it's bigger than most SFH, it's still only one room. The problem with this house is that you'll pay $34.5M for the house and then will need to spend a couple hundred thousand more redecorating and repainting the place, then another couple hundred thousand to furnish it. And don't forget having to hire the masseuse/masseur to man the massage room.

Well the thing is, if you can afford a $34.5MM house, a couple hundred thousand, is really not a big deal

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The descriptions are worth the price of admission.

"Extensive, exotic landscaping" Hedges and small trees = exotic!

"A Mud Room was never like this!" = This mud room is exactly like every other mudroom, only it's bigger.

"This lush, hand milled and hand built trim is certainly worth bragging about!" Because we all know that people who can afford $34m homes spend a lot of time talking about wood trim.

"Endless Chesapeake Bay horizons" ...except that bridge right there blocking off the whole horizon.

"Even the details in the flooring at the Butler's Passthrough are too beautiful to be believed!" = Maybe I'm living in a fantasy land of unicorns and rainbows, but I found them to be believable.

"...a sumptuous lighting package using semi-precious nuggets and gems to enhance the space..." Nuggets!?

"...the engaging Deluxe Dressing Room houses luxury enhancements and detail to help you start your day in the most exciting surroundings!" Ultra wealthy people must have a pretty low bar for excitement.

"Supersized and made just for Him! Custom drawers and shelving help keep His wardrobe organized and accessible!" God lives here!?

"...minutes from Annapolis and nearby Metropolitan Washington, DC." I guess 120 minutes are still "minutes."

You forgot the "Cascading strands of crystal"

And who knew that "He" had about 50 pairs of khakis.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:And what does he/she do for a living to afford a monthly $212k mortgage? How many people live here? How do they spend their days? What is life like for people who live here?

http://tour.homevisit.com/view/66646

Well, it seems like the Magnum family lives there. They hosted a reelection event for Bob Ehrlich. Not much information out there, but the wife is Sonia Magnum. No idea what they do for a living, but I would guess that they might have something to do with Magnum Properties which seems to be a property brokerage and management firm specializing in waterfront properties on the Eastern Shore. But that's just an educated guess based on Google hits.

Can't find any info on this so called Magnum Family anywhere

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:And what does he/she do for a living to afford a monthly $212k mortgage? How many people live here? How do they spend their days? What is life like for people who live here?

http://tour.homevisit.com/view/66646

Well, it seems like the Magnum family lives there. They hosted a reelection event for Bob Ehrlich. Not much information out there, but the wife is Sonia Magnum. No idea what they do for a living, but I would guess that they might have something to do with Magnum Properties which seems to be a property brokerage and management firm specializing in waterfront properties on the Eastern Shore. But that's just an educated guess based on Google hits.

Can't find any info on this so called Magnum Family anywhere

+1 I think PP made that up.

[Anonymous]

And yet, no one could bother to look up the meaning of "gourmand." I mean, don't they have staff for that?

[Anonymous]

I recognize a bunch of the rugs from overstock.com. Weird.

[Anonymous]

PP has a typo in the name but is close. He's a businessman who has been successful getting his product in a national chain. I'm surprised that his business allows him to own that house, but I know little about his business.

It feels weird typing his and his wife's name. They're just a couple selling their home, no matter how big the home might be.

[Anonymous]

Out of control. But it did make me want to go swimming and do laundry.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Out of control. But it did make me want to go swimming and do laundry.

I also did laundry shortly after reading this post. Mind control?!