Reply to Ok, who owns this house?

Forum Index » Real Estate

Reply to "Ok, who owns this house?"

Subject:

Emoticons





More smilies

Text Color: Font: Close Marks

[quote=Anonymous]The descriptions are worth the price of admission.

"Extensive, exotic landscaping" Hedges and small trees = exotic!

"A Mud Room was never like this!" = This mud room is exactly like every other mudroom, only it's bigger.

"This lush, hand milled and hand built trim is certainly worth bragging about!" Because we all know that people who can afford $34m homes spend a lot of time talking about wood trim.

"Endless Chesapeake Bay horizons" ...except that bridge right there blocking off the whole horizon.

"Even the details in the flooring at the Butler's Passthrough are too beautiful to be believed!" = Maybe I'm living in a fantasy land of unicorns and rainbows, but I found them to be believable.

"...a sumptuous lighting package using semi-precious nuggets and gems to enhance the space..." Nuggets!?

"...the engaging Deluxe Dressing Room houses luxury enhancements and detail to help you start your day in the most exciting surroundings!" Ultra wealthy people must have a pretty low bar for excitement.

"Supersized and made just for Him! Custom drawers and shelving help keep His wardrobe organized and accessible!" [i]God[/i] lives here!?

"...minutes from Annapolis and nearby Metropolitan Washington, DC."  :lol:  I guess 120 minutes are still "minutes."
[/quote]

Options

	Disable HTML in this message
	Disable BB Code in this message
	Disable smilies in this message

Review message

Search Recent Topics Hottest Topics