DH Cooks Every Single Thing With Tomatoes

[Anonymous]

I say tomato, he says tomahto
I say potato, he says tomahto
Avocado, tomahto
Banana, tomahto

[Anonymous]

He's helping you develop immunity to nightshade

[Anonymous]

I’m 99% sure this is my H and he switched genders so I wouldn’t catch on.

I put tomatoes in a lot of things and he hates it.

He puts green chile in the meals he makes. I hate green chile.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He probably doesn’t even realize it. But every single dish he makes for dinner has some form of tomato in it — chopped, whole, peeled, cherry, heirloom, tomato sauce, tomato paste, tomato… you name it. Everything. Every time. He can’t imagine food without tomatoes. I would give my right arm to eat something that isn’t red.

Have you tried ... using your words?

[Anonymous]

Suggest a recipe to him

[Anonymous]

YOU cook.

[Anonymous]

The original was so much better: https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/1186696.page

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If he doesn't realize it, you must not have said anything about it. Start there.

You can't disrespect someone's beloved ingredient, that's mean, thoughtless, almost blasphemous.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m 99% sure this is my H and he switched genders so I wouldn’t catch on.

I put tomatoes in a lot of things and he hates it.

He puts green chile in the meals he makes. I hate green chile.

Spouse swap

[Anonymous]

Hire a personal chef. Problem solved.

[Anonymous]

Face it, tomato is his first and forever love.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The original was so much better: https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/1186696.page

NP. Was just going to search for that thread!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hire a personal chef. Problem solved.

or a professional hit man to end daily assault with tomatoes. Hit man can take down your DH's tomato supplier.

[Anonymous]

OP's DH is clearly hoping for a Bear season 1 finale moment. Just keep opening those cans of tomatoes, it'll happen!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m 99% sure this is my H and he switched genders so I wouldn’t catch on.

I put tomatoes in a lot of things and he hates it.

He puts green chile in the meals he makes. I hate green chile.

So, you both intentionally make meals that include things that the other hates? Really?

What a terrible marriage you must have. I need to go kiss my wife and tell her how thankful I am that we don't intentionally do things to piss each other off.