the annual shares and jeers summer sandal thread

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Those look like something a 75 yr old woman who talks about "reading periodicals" a lot would wear as she bustles about town doing errands.

This is exactly what I pictured when I saw the shoes. With knee-high "nylons" that have runs in them from longer-than-they-should-be toenails.

[Anonymous]

I'm on the verge of ordering these:

https://www.freepeople.com/shop/kya-fisherman-sandals/?color=001&countryCode=US&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI4qu53PuAhQMVBu7jBx3pkwfKEAEYASACEgJKGPD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds&inventoryCountry=US&utm_kxconfid=vx6ro62gj&type=REGULAR&quantity=1

[Anonymous]

I'm looking at these

https://www.anthropologie.com/shop/jeffrey-campbell-essence-kitten-heels?epik=dj0yJnU9YV9zZV9uX0sxMnpSTllqTzNGTWk4ZklCUXMzcF9yUFImcD0wJm49VjJRQmhqRWxfTjV6U2FQdERvbkRpUSZ0PUFBQUFBR1huUGh3&color=014&type=STANDARD&quantity=1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hahahahaa! I love them. Let the pearl clasping commence. Here’s my wishlist of horrors:

https://www.zappos.com/p/sorel-kinetic-impact-slingback-heel-sandal-honest-beige-honey-white/product/9821327/color/1066649

https://www.zappos.com/p/sorel-viibe-sandal-fuchsia-fizz-black/product/9821718/color/1027505?zlfid=191&ref=pd_detail-3-c_v2p_p

https://www.zappos.com/p/cole-haan-jitney-knot-sandals-pecan-leather/product/9932455/color/35387

https://www.beklina.com/products/beklina-mara-maria-sandal-blue-nubuck?variant=43779707830446

https://www.birkenstock.com/us/uji-nubuk-leather/uji-nubuckhighshine-nubuckleather-0-eva-w_11686.html

https://www.nordstrom.com/s/fly-london-yefa-wedge-sandal-women/5873529?origin=category-personalizedsort&breadcrumb=Home%2FBrands%2FFly%20London&color=312

This PP. I am also very interested in these: https://www.bloomingdales.com/shop/product/freda-salvador-womens-sera-sandals?ID=5017943&pla_country=US&cm_mmc=Google-PLA-ADC-_-Pmax+Exp+-+GMM2+-+Center+Core+-+Shoes-_-Pmax+Exp+-+GMM2+-+Center+Core+-+Shoes-_-492038620372USA-_-go_cmp-19967920207_adg-_ad-__dev-c_ext-_prd-492038620372USA_sig-Cj0KCQjw-_mvBhDwARIsAA-Q0Q6FHFP5q2C6Z3JjsfnuaiaTPjvru9DHq8XWGkOR-U9Uz4GfHHUUqxgaAkr0EALw_wcB&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw-_mvBhDwARIsAA-Q0Q6FHFP5q2C6Z3JjsfnuaiaTPjvru9DHq8XWGkOR-U9Uz4GfHHUUqxgaAkr0EALw_wcB

[Anonymous]

https://www.aldoshoes.com/us/en_US/women/spinna-silver/p/13741622

[Anonymous]

https://www.aldoshoes.com/us/en_US/women/ulialdan-white/p/13743863

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm looking at these

https://www.anthropologie.com/shop/jeffrey-campbell-essence-kitten-heels?epik=dj0yJnU9YV9zZV9uX0sxMnpSTllqTzNGTWk4ZklCUXMzcF9yUFImcD0wJm49VjJRQmhqRWxfTjV6U2FQdERvbkRpUSZ0PUFBQUFBR1huUGh3&color=014&type=STANDARD&quantity=1

The plum pair is adorable, but the nude pair's flower petals would make the wearer's toes look like they're molting

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Those look like something a 75 yr old woman who talks about "reading periodicals" a lot would wear as she bustles about town doing errands.

I am OP and that is definitely my vibe! Usually I describe it as middle aged hipster birdwatcher but I think 75 year old periodical reader who bustles around town would also work.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hahahahaa! I love them. Let the pearl clasping commence. Here’s my wishlist of horrors:

https://www.zappos.com/p/sorel-kinetic-impact-slingback-heel-sandal-honest-beige-honey-white/product/9821327/color/1066649

https://www.zappos.com/p/sorel-viibe-sandal-fuchsia-fizz-black/product/9821718/color/1027505?zlfid=191&ref=pd_detail-3-c_v2p_p

https://www.zappos.com/p/cole-haan-jitney-knot-sandals-pecan-leather/product/9932455/color/35387

https://www.beklina.com/products/beklina-mara-maria-sandal-blue-nubuck?variant=43779707830446

https://www.birkenstock.com/us/uji-nubuk-leather/uji-nubuckhighshine-nubuckleather-0-eva-w_11686.html

https://www.nordstrom.com/s/fly-london-yefa-wedge-sandal-women/5873529?origin=category-personalizedsort&breadcrumb=Home%2FBrands%2FFly%20London&color=312

This is OP - and I love all your choices. I've been eyeing Beklina shoes for YEARS but have never bought a pair. Do you have any? Are you happy with them if so?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm on the verge of ordering these:

https://www.freepeople.com/shop/kya-fisherman-sandals/?color=001&countryCode=US&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI4qu53PuAhQMVBu7jBx3pkwfKEAEYASACEgJKGPD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds&inventoryCountry=US&utm_kxconfid=vx6ro62gj&type=REGULAR&quantity=1

Those bring me back to the 90s in a wonderful way - I hope you love them!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
Attractive women can get away with wearing garbage bags (and these shoes), while unattractive women won't.

I feel like this is 100% the answer to most fashion questions on this thread!

+2 It applies to everything related to beauty and fashion.

[Anonymous]

I’ll be wearing various versions of these again https://www.dsw.com/en/us/product/kelly-and-katie-norna-sandal/545813?activeColor=001

[Anonymous]

I have typically avoided backless in the past but these are comfortable: https://www.samedelman.com/product/womens-nettie-slide-sandal-3028641

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have typically avoided backless in the past but these are comfortable: https://www.samedelman.com/product/womens-nettie-slide-sandal-3028641

Only cute shoes posted yet.

It’s hard (impossible?) to find cute sandals with ankle straps, as the majority of posts confirm.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Those look like something a 75 yr old woman who talks about "reading periodicals" a lot would wear as she bustles about town doing errands.

I am OP and that is definitely my vibe! Usually I describe it as middle aged hipster birdwatcher but I think 75 year old periodical reader who bustles around town would also work.

Ha I love these ugly sandals. Definitely in line with my “giant toddler” in multicolored unisex basics vibe.