I secretly use my wife’s skin care products. Think she’ll get mad if she finds out?

[Anonymous]

Cleaner*

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
To be honest, she'll probably be more furious when you eventually come out of the closet.

Nah. I just like good skin now.

Imagine if all of these cosmetic companies weren't so stupid and went after the other half of the population. They're ignoring 50% of the entire population on the planet!

[Anonymous]

You seem very pleased with yourself yet you put forth no effort here. So typical.

[Anonymous]

I'd be so pissed because of your dirty hands getting into my jars.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
To be honest, she'll probably be more furious when you eventually come out of the closet.

Nah. I just like good skin now.

Imagine if all of these cosmetic companies weren't so stupid and went after the other half of the population. They're ignoring 50% of the entire population on the planet!

You're ridiculous. There's plenty of stuff for men.

If your wife likes all this high-priced stuff she'll probably be excited to discuss it with you and help you order your own jars.

Get off this forum and go tell her right now and spend the rest of the evening comparing merits of sunscreens not available in US stores.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
To be honest, she'll probably be more furious when you eventually come out of the closet.

Nah. I just like good skin now.

Imagine if all of these cosmetic companies weren't so stupid and went after the other half of the population. They're ignoring 50% of the entire population on the planet!

Ok, if you say so.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
To be honest, she'll probably be more furious when you eventually come out of the closet.

Nah. I just like good skin now.

Imagine if all of these cosmetic companies weren't so stupid and went after the other half of the population. They're ignoring 50% of the entire population on the planet!

You're ridiculous. There's plenty of stuff for men.

If your wife likes all this high-priced stuff she'll probably be excited to discuss it with you and help you order your own jars.

Get off this forum and go tell her right now and spend the rest of the evening comparing merits of sunscreens not available in US stores.

The stuff for men is trash.

I like SKII and Le Mer.

They try to make men's stuff macho. It blows.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
To be honest, she'll probably be more furious when you eventually come out of the closet.

Nah. I just like good skin now.

Imagine if all of these cosmetic companies weren't so stupid and went after the other half of the population. They're ignoring 50% of the entire population on the planet!

Ok, if you say so.

Show me the male models for skII. Where are their products for men? TBH, they don't even need male specific products, because their packaging is actually super neutral. Their marketing, however, is 100% for women.

Same for La Mer. Lol, I actually just went to La Mer's website and clicked on their Men's skincare guide and this is what is what you get:




Tsk tsk. All these cosmetic companies ignoring 50% of the entire population on the planet and doing horrible jobs of selling them even when try!

[Anonymous]

Honestly, I would be thrilled. If we can kiss and have sex with each I don’t see why we can’t share skin products. If we run out, we just buy more. But I would just be open about it. Your wife has likely selected products to address her specific skin issues - you may benefit from entirely different products.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
To be honest, she'll probably be more furious when you eventually come out of the closet.

Nah. I just like good skin now.

Imagine if all of these cosmetic companies weren't so stupid and went after the other half of the population. They're ignoring 50% of the entire population on the planet!

Ok, if you say so.

Show me the male models for skII. Where are their products for men? TBH, they don't even need male specific products, because their packaging is actually super neutral. Their marketing, however, is 100% for women.

Same for La Mer. Lol, I actually just went to La Mer's website and clicked on their Men's skincare guide and this is what is what you get:




Tsk tsk. All these cosmetic companies ignoring 50% of the entire population on the planet and doing horrible jobs of selling them even when try!

Since you know what you like just buy some of your own and put it in your drawers/on your side of the counter. Then tell your wife you tried hers and you liked it so you bought your own to be courteous and sanitary.

Done.

Report back only if she freaks out.

[Anonymous]

There’s something definitely wrong with you. Why don’t you tell her you tried it and liked it? You can then decide to buy your own and share. But the fact that you are secretly using her creams, are worried she’ll find out and posting here about it, makes me wonder if you have some type of weird fetish.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There’s something definitely wrong with you. Why don’t you tell her you tried it and liked it? You can then decide to buy your own and share. But the fact that you are secretly using her creams, are worried she’ll find out and posting here about it, makes me wonder if you have some type of weird fetish.

Sooo using skin cream = fetish?

Am I really the weird one here or is it the person trying to equate use of skin creams to some kind of mental disorser? I didn't know using skin creams meant you had something mentally wrong.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There’s something definitely wrong with you. Why don’t you tell her you tried it and liked it? You can then decide to buy your own and share. But the fact that you are secretly using her creams, are worried she’ll find out and posting here about it, makes me wonder if you have some type of weird fetish.

Sooo using skin cream = fetish?

Am I really the weird one here or is it the person trying to equate use of skin creams to some kind of mental disorser? I didn't know using skin creams meant you had something mentally wrong.

Lol. Here you are, after midnight EST, talking to strangers (and mostly women) about skin creams. Where's your wife? Getting beauty sleep? Go put on her eye cream and join her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There’s something definitely wrong with you. Why don’t you tell her you tried it and liked it? You can then decide to buy your own and share. But the fact that you are secretly using her creams, are worried she’ll find out and posting here about it, makes me wonder if you have some type of weird fetish.

Sooo using skin cream = fetish?

Am I really the weird one here or is it the person trying to equate use of skin creams to some kind of mental disorser? I didn't know using skin creams meant you had something mentally wrong.

Lol. Here you are, after midnight EST, talking to strangers (and mostly women) about skin creams. Where's your wife? Getting beauty sleep? Go put on her eye cream and join her.

She fell asleep. I'm drinking sake and watching a really bad episode of True Detective.

No dice on more product. I don't know how I ca pull it ofnf now since she'll hear from the bedroom. I did use snail mucin earlier tho...

[Anonymous]

I’d be kind of mad, to be honest. It’s probably petty but…the kids take my stuff all the time, my phone chargers disappear every time I turn around, everyone eats all the snacks and they’re gone before I get any…I feel like I never get to have anything that’s MINE. I would expect my skin care to be one thing that can just be for me. Just buy your own if you like it and leave hers alone!