S/O Share your snobbish annoying food opinions

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I've read some restaurant reviews where the reviewer said that a beyond beef patty was close to indistinguishable from meat. How can an otherwise good reviewer be so taste blind. I'll eat beyond beef but it does not taste like meat.

Agreed. I like Beyond Burgers, but on their own merits, not as beef substitutes.

[Anonymous]

Noone in DMV seems to know how to make croissants.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If you ever find yourself at Applebee's then having the expression as if you're a snooty heiress catching a whiff of manure cart is justified.

It’s not though, because…you’re one of the people eating at Applebee’s.

[Anonymous]

I have never and will never eat at a chain like Applebee's, Chili's, Olive Garden, or TGI Friday's.

[Anonymous]

I will only eat truffles and not truffle oil because truffle oil is too processed and adulterated

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:If you ever find yourself at Applebee's then having the expression as if you're a snooty heiress catching a whiff of manure cart is justified.

It’s not though, because…you’re one of the people eating at Applebee’s.

There can be that first time. Not everyone in the world grows up with the knowledge of Applebee's.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I've read some restaurant reviews where the reviewer said that a beyond beef patty was close to indistinguishable from meat. How can an otherwise good reviewer be so taste blind. I'll eat beyond beef but it does not taste like meat.

It takes like chlorine to me. Inedible.

[Anonymous]

Quinoa looks like larva or some type of maggot and I think it is the most visually disgusting "food" on the planet.

[Anonymous]

I don’t eat anything with guar gum or other thickeners. Only crème fraiche and never sour cream.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I will only eat truffles and not truffle oil because truffle oil is too processed and adulterated

You win

[Anonymous]

I judge Anyone who orders their steak well done.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Quinoa looks like larva or some type of maggot and I think it is the most visually disgusting "food" on the planet.

Yes!

It tastes fine. I know it’s healthy. I cook it and eat it. I particularly like it crispy. But it looks like worms are crawling in your bowl!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Butter only. My whole life, even when I couldn’t afford it. Any alternative always seemed vile to me.

[Anonymous]

I despise almost all grocery store cheeses made by big companies. Gross.

[Anonymous]

I’m pretty much an anti-snob about most everything, but Keurig coffee is undrinkable.