Olivia Munn preggers

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Anonymous wrote:She is still prettier than most of DCUM. Yes I am entitled to an opinion. Thank you.

It’s interesting to me that dcum has so many vapid posters who seem to think being pretty trumps everything…including basic morals. Speaks volumes about the citizenry of DCUMlandia.

Pp is probably a guy that looks like Mulaney and is offended that we think he has low T

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Anonymous wrote:She is still prettier than most of DCUM. Yes I am entitled to an opinion. Thank you.

… and? Should we be devastated that we’re not as pretty as a middle aged Hollywood starlet? Jealous that she has a thing with this dweeb with substance abuse issues and got involved with him while he was still with his wife? Envious of her talent and film career? What part of this is supposed to upset us frumpy mommies? Help me, I’m trying but I am just not there yet!

+1

I am not as pretty as Olivia Munn and don’t care. And I love your use of the word ‘dweeb’. Such an underrated descriptor!

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Feels like a low budget/Z-list version of the Angelina Jolie/Jen Aniston drama.

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Anonymous wrote:I don’t get the accusation that John Mulaney has low testosterone. Are you his doctor? Someone who has seen his medical records? Have you sold him some quack pills after he clicked on a spam email?

He's 40, skinny, dainty, and can't grow a beard.

He can clearly grow a beard. You can tell from his stubble pattern.

Sweetie, that tweet doesn't exactly make your case. But you're right, John is a super masculine guy full of machismo, nobody would ever suspect he was an effeminate closeted gay man. Married and year 39 with no kids. Totally normal masculine high-testosterone behavior. I bet he looked at the eggless year 40 D lister and knocked her up! What a bonafide man's man!

DP. You are oddly obsessed with testosterone and being closeted. I don’t think you realize there ARE super masculine gay men.

If guys who look like that couldn’t have kids APS wouldn’t be overcrowded

A+ burn, needs even more appreciation!

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The mannerisms, the lisp, gestures, the tone, the baby face (great skin routine!), coiffed hair and suit. Childless at 39 after years of marriage. Come on. Not even the first closet case she's been linked to.

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Anonymous wrote:Believe it or not, there are men who date (and gasp, even marry) women they know are pregnant by someone else. DH is not my stepson’s biological dad. However, he is the only father my stepson has ever known. He has done everything a biological father would do and more than many biodad seem to do according to DCUM posts. I think DH’s ex took a big gamble opening her heart and her unborn child up to someone new like that. They didn’t last as a couple, but he continued to parent and even paid for my stepson’s college.

I hope your stepson takes care of your DH in his old age!

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Has she worked at all recently?

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Pregnant at 41? Oof. Good luck getting the money maker back after that.

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Anonymous wrote:Has she worked at all recently?

She has something new coming out. I saw an ad

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Anonymous wrote:Pregnant at 41? Oof. Good luck getting the money maker back after that.

What does that even mean?

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Anonymous wrote:Pregnant at 41? Oof. Good luck getting the money maker back after that.

Most actresses manage it. They can afford dietitians and trainers. They aren’t waiting for a man-baby to put down his game controller and watch the baby so they can go to the gym.

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Anonymous wrote:The mannerisms, the lisp, gestures, the tone, the baby face (great skin routine!), coiffed hair and suit. Childless at 39 after years of marriage. Come on. Not even the first closet case she's been linked to.

I was dubious, but then you mentioned childless at 39 and I thought well, there IS something fundamentally suspicious about that. What straight make doesn’t want to start impregnating women by age 30. If only he was a he-man like Nick Cannon! Who I think had 4 or 5 babies in less than two years. That guy has great testosterone!

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Anonymous wrote:Pregnant at 41? Oof. Good luck getting the money maker back after that.

Most actresses manage it. They can afford dietitians and trainers. They aren’t waiting for a man-baby to put down his game controller and watch the baby so they can go to the gym.

Starting off in great shape helps too

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Anonymous wrote:I don’t get the accusation that John Mulaney has low testosterone. Are you his doctor? Someone who has seen his medical records? Have you sold him some quack pills after he clicked on a spam email?

He's 40, skinny, dainty, and can't grow a beard.

He can clearly grow a beard. You can tell from his stubble pattern.

Sweetie, that tweet doesn't exactly make your case. But you're right, John is a super masculine guy full of machismo, nobody would ever suspect he was an effeminate closeted gay man. Married and year 39 with no kids. Totally normal masculine high-testosterone behavior. I bet he looked at the eggless year 40 D lister and knocked her up! What a bonafide man's man!

DP. You are oddly obsessed with testosterone and being closeted. I don’t think you realize there ARE super masculine gay men.

If guys who look like that couldn’t have kids APS wouldn’t be overcrowded

A+ burn, needs even more appreciation!

This is an instant DCUM classic.

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Anonymous wrote:The mannerisms, the lisp, gestures, the tone, the baby face (great skin routine!), coiffed hair and suit. Childless at 39 after years of marriage. Come on. Not even the first closet case she's been linked to.

I was dubious, but then you mentioned childless at 39 and I thought well, there IS something fundamentally suspicious about that. What straight make doesn’t want to start impregnating women by age 30. If only he was a he-man like Nick Cannon! Who I think had 4 or 5 babies in less than two years. That guy has great testosterone!

Unmarried men over 40 without kids are assumed to be gay. Right or wrong it's a common stereotype.