Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:She needs a stylist ASAP and some spanx.
spanx yourself. It is finally 2021. Leave spanx, stilettos, and stiff-necked, frozen-skull poses to preserve disruption of perfect curls, in the past.
Yes, I never, never, never will say that a woman need spanx. I've worn it once or twice and decided it was a medieval torture device. I can't believe anyone wears it willingly, and would not ever say that one should wear it.
The white dress is not great, but it's not great in the way that most women have days when their outfits are not great. It's not crazy-town weird like 90% of Ivanka's choices, and about 10% of Melania's choices. The other thread began, and continued for 900+ pages, because their choices were just so insane that it was both befuddling and hilarious.
Jill is going to look fine 70% of the time, not great 15% of the time, and great 15% of the time. If she were your mom or your nana, you would be happy that you don't need to worry about her embarrassing you by showing up to something with her t--ts hanging out, or in some bizarre get-up like a pith helmet or a too-small tracksuit. You would think "Mom looks nice. I hope she's not too tired. Maybe I should buy her a scarf for Christmas to go with that dress."
This won't be an interesting thread. Let's all agree to just drop it, unless there is a dress that is so phenomonal or so weird that it just must be discussed.