So who here went to the ballet coronavirus party?

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Anonymous wrote:A little off topic but I’ve gone down the rabbit hole of these womens’ social mediia photos. I am also a 37 year old white woman. While they look put together and conventionally pretty, I feel like their eyes and mouths are wrinkly in ways that make them look like they’re in their 40s. They have beautiful clothes and probably have good Botox (I don’t, my forehead lines are prominent) but their faces are just...kind of aged? Am I off about this? Is this the look of moneyed sun vacations? It’s strange to me and I wonder if I really am younger looking or if I am just off base?

This is sarcasm/trolling, right?

No. They have crows feet that I don’t have or see in my same-aged friends. I would have guessed their ages as older than late 30s.

Mid to late 30s is really when people start aging at different paces, partly because of genetics and partly because of diet/habits. People who quasi-starve themselves to remain thin can often develop older looking faces.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A little off topic but I’ve gone down the rabbit hole of these womens’ social mediia photos. I am also a 37 year old white woman. While they look put together and conventionally pretty, I feel like their eyes and mouths are wrinkly in ways that make them look like they’re in their 40s. They have beautiful clothes and probably have good Botox (I don’t, my forehead lines are prominent) but their faces are just...kind of aged? Am I off about this? Is this the look of moneyed sun vacations? It’s strange to me and I wonder if I really am younger looking or if I am just off base?

This is sarcasm/trolling, right?

No. They have crows feet that I don’t have or see in my same-aged friends. I would have guessed their ages as older than late 30s.

Mid to late 30s is really when people start aging at different paces, partly because of genetics and partly because of diet/habits. People who quasi-starve themselves to remain thin can often develop older looking faces.

Came here to say this. They are super thin and that shows in your face at a certain point.

[Anonymous]

Was Candace a part of that Blonde Chairity Mafia/LNS/Blondes vs. Brunettes scene? Where did she come from?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A little off topic but I’ve gone down the rabbit hole of these womens’ social mediia photos. I am also a 37 year old white woman. While they look put together and conventionally pretty, I feel like their eyes and mouths are wrinkly in ways that make them look like they’re in their 40s. They have beautiful clothes and probably have good Botox (I don’t, my forehead lines are prominent) but their faces are just...kind of aged? Am I off about this? Is this the look of moneyed sun vacations? It’s strange to me and I wonder if I really am younger looking or if I am just off base?

This is sarcasm/trolling, right?

No. They have crows feet that I don’t have or see in my same-aged friends. I would have guessed their ages as older than late 30s.

Mid to late 30s is really when people start aging at different paces, partly because of genetics and partly because of diet/habits. People who quasi-starve themselves to remain thin can often develop older looking faces.

Came here to say this. They are super thin and that shows in your face at a certain point.

It's really genetics and how much time you spent in the sun. I'm very thin (genetics--always been this way) and was doing pretty well aging-wise until I turned 45 and then my face seemed to age several years that year--developed wrinkles, sagging skin, age-related freckles/damaged skin. My mom has similar skin but developed wrinkles/damaged skin years earlier because she spent her teen years in a place that's sunny year-round and they didn't wear sunscreen then.

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Anonymous wrote:Was Candace a part of that Blonde Chairity Mafia/LNS/Blondes vs. Brunettes scene? Where did she come from?

No. She wasn’t. (I was for a bit, am embarrassed to admit). Katherine Kennedy must be laughing her ass off at all of this. She was the only one with a brain on the blonde side.

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Anonymous wrote:Was Candace a part of that Blonde Chairity Mafia/LNS/Blondes vs. Brunettes scene? Where did she come from?

According to their wedding feature in Washingtonian, she’s from https://www.washingtonian.com/2011/05/11/real-weddings-candace-maslan-christopher-ourisman/

That should say Baltimore, it got cut off.

[Anonymous]

I'm not in this social circle at all but I have a kid who is best friends with one of the party attendee's kids. The child is my child's quarantine playdate (the one kid we've done playdates with).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Was Candace a part of that Blonde Chairity Mafia/LNS/Blondes vs. Brunettes scene? Where did she come from?

No. She wasn’t. (I was for a bit, am embarrassed to admit). Katherine Kennedy must be laughing her ass off at all of this. She was the only one with a brain on the blonde side.

She's too busy getting a PHd to notice! Talk about a glow-up!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm not in this social circle at all but I have a kid who is best friends with one of the party attendee's kids. The child is my child's quarantine playdate (the one kid we've done playdates with).

Does your kid's mom know that Ashley put off calling the doctor back about her test results so she would be able to technically say she didn't know?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Was Candace a part of that Blonde Chairity Mafia/LNS/Blondes vs. Brunettes scene? Where did she come from?

According to their wedding feature in Washingtonian, she’s from https://www.washingtonian.com/2011/05/11/real-weddings-candace-maslan-christopher-ourisman/

That should say Baltimore, it got cut off.

I am from Baltimore so I was curious and googled. Grew up in Stevenson/Pikesville, went to Park, brother went to Friends. Which means I probably knew many of their friends/classmates. Oy vey.

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Anonymous wrote:I’m super curious where their kids go to school. Anyone know?

NO. Just no.

Do not go there.

[phone]. Kids are off limits.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A little off topic but I’ve gone down the rabbit hole of these womens’ social mediia photos. I am also a 37 year old white woman. While they look put together and conventionally pretty, I feel like their eyes and mouths are wrinkly in ways that make them look like they’re in their 40s. They have beautiful clothes and probably have good Botox (I don’t, my forehead lines are prominent) but their faces are just...kind of aged? Am I off about this? Is this the look of moneyed sun vacations? It’s strange to me and I wonder if I really am younger looking or if I am just off base?

This is sarcasm/trolling, right?

No. They have crows feet that I don’t have or see in my same-aged friends. I would have guessed their ages as older than late 30s.

Mid to late 30s is really when people start aging at different paces, partly because of genetics and partly because of diet/habits. People who quasi-starve themselves to remain thin can often develop older looking faces.

I don’t see a single wrinkle. But overdoing Botox can cause people to lose their unique features/individuality so they all end up looking the same — like yet another version of the same person. In this way, it can age young people; it just takes away their fresh, young and unique looks.

But I don’t know if this is what you are referring to. The photos I’ve seen show that smooth, shiny, unlined skin.

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Story has been removed for WaPo! Hmmmmmmm

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm not in this social circle at all but I have a kid who is best friends with one of the party attendee's kids. The child is my child's quarantine playdate (the one kid we've done playdates with).

So they neglected to tell you that they haven’t been keeping up their end of the social distancing bargain?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Story has been removed for WaPo! Hmmmmmmm

Wait, really???