I don't want to wear the hospital gown.

Anonymous
I'm all for doing what you want because you are the one wearing it and why should anyone else care since it doesn't have an impact on them. I wanted to get one but decided to save on the mo eat when I realized how messy birth could be (and was for me) and that old have to toss it. I never heard of the dress this post keeps talking about but I was looking in to my own, pretty patterned, hospital gown. I think gownies is one company that makes these. I think there is something to be said for being in a hospital gown the hospitals or your own). They are made in a certain way for a reason and you don't want to make anything complicated for the doctors or nurses. I was ok wearing the hospital gown because I mandated no visitors outside of my husband and parents. If other people were visiting, I would have had something else to wear.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:But seriously, all you guys who have given birth, can you imagine yourselves getting out of bed for the first time post-partum, hanging on to the nurse for dear life to use the potty. You know, when they measure your blood mixed pee in that toilet measuring cup thingy? Can you picture yourselves wearing one of those heinous purple ruffled numbers at that very moment? It's hilarious!! I'm laughing my ass off just thinking of it!!!! But by all means, if you don't want to wear the hospital gown, I agree, there are many things more attractive.


Don't forget those giant underwear with the EXTRA big pad and an ice pack! Can you imagine these peeking through in the midst of the ruffles??! LOL


Yes! And when you finally make it to the toilet, the nurse will actually bend down and take a look down there before she tells you how to use the plastic squirt bottle, the pain-killer spray, the hazel pads, the hydrocortisone cream...the double pads in the huge underwear...with 3 hazel pads on top....and the ice pack on top of those. Yes, all those sweet memories are suddenly coming back to me....
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:If you wore your own, where did you buy it? I'm looking for something super comfortable!

Thanks.

Sorry about the crazy on this thread.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:If you wore your own, where did you buy it? I'm looking for something super comfortable!

Thanks.

Sorry about the crazy on this thread.



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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:But seriously, all you guys who have given birth, can you imagine yourselves getting out of bed for the first time post-partum, hanging on to the nurse for dear life to use the potty. You know, when they measure your blood mixed pee in that toilet measuring cup thingy? Can you picture yourselves wearing one of those heinous purple ruffled numbers at that very moment? It's hilarious!! I'm laughing my ass off just thinking of it!!!! But by all means, if you don't want to wear the hospital gown, I agree, there are many things more attractive.


Don't forget those giant underwear with the EXTRA big pad and an ice pack! Can you imagine these peeking through in the midst of the ruffles??! LOL


OMG, its just too funny, I can't stop laughing....Ruffles at that moment would just make me feel so stupid...I'm sorry...hahahahah....hahahahaha...Oh, let me arrange the ruffles while I take a sitz bath....


Oh, my god, look at her butt... It is so big...



Seriously. Stop being mean girls. The OP wanted to hear from people who used their own gowns. She got some good suggestions. You're just being catty & annoying.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:But seriously, all you guys who have given birth, can you imagine yourselves getting out of bed for the first time post-partum, hanging on to the nurse for dear life to use the potty. You know, when they measure your blood mixed pee in that toilet measuring cup thingy? Can you picture yourselves wearing one of those heinous purple ruffled numbers at that very moment? It's hilarious!! I'm laughing my ass off just thinking of it!!!! But by all means, if you don't want to wear the hospital gown, I agree, there are many things more attractive.


Don't forget those giant underwear with the EXTRA big pad and an ice pack! Can you imagine these peeking through in the midst of the ruffles??! LOL


OMG, its just too funny, I can't stop laughing....Ruffles at that moment would just make me feel so stupid...I'm sorry...hahahahah....hahahahaha...Oh, let me arrange the ruffles while I take a sitz bath....


Oh, my god, look at her butt... It is so big...



Seriously. Stop being mean girls. The OP wanted to hear from people who used their own gowns. She got some good suggestions. You're just being catty & annoying.

Thing is, it's a crazed grumpy male, dr bozo.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:But seriously, all you guys who have given birth, can you imagine yourselves getting out of bed for the first time post-partum, hanging on to the nurse for dear life to use the potty. You know, when they measure your blood mixed pee in that toilet measuring cup thingy? Can you picture yourselves wearing one of those heinous purple ruffled numbers at that very moment? It's hilarious!! I'm laughing my ass off just thinking of it!!!! But by all means, if you don't want to wear the hospital gown, I agree, there are many things more attractive.


Don't forget those giant underwear with the EXTRA big pad and an ice pack! Can you imagine these peeking through in the midst of the ruffles??! LOL


OMG, its just too funny, I can't stop laughing....Ruffles at that moment would just make me feel so stupid...I'm sorry...hahahahah....hahahahaha...Oh, let me arrange the ruffles while I take a sitz bath....


Oh, my god, look at her butt... It is so big...



Seriously. Stop being mean girls. The OP wanted to hear from people who used their own gowns. She got some good suggestions. You're just being catty & annoying.

Thing is, it's a crazed grumpy male, dr bozo.


Who th heck is Dr. Bozo? My last kid was born two years ago, so I haven't been off Expectant Moms ms that long, but who he?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Similar gown from http://www.birthingown.com/

This made sense to me:

"A woman’s emotional state during childbirth is known to have a physiological effect on her laboring body. It’s exciting to know that no matter where you give birth, you can wear whatever you choose. The Birthing Gown was designed by Cindy Lintel, L&D nurse from New York with more than 25 years’ experience, who has witnessed a transformation in laboring women when they politely declined that worn out hospital gown and insisted on wearing the clothing of their choice."

Pretty much what my doula & midwife both said.


Hey, I'm cool with whatever people want to wear during their own births, but I still have to call bull$hit on this. NO ONE is thinking about their outfit during labor and delivery!


Actually, I am. Nothing makes me feel more terrible and lacking agency than a hospital gown. I'll be bringing my own, thanks.


Hi, owner of "Pretty Pushers."
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:But seriously, all you guys who have given birth, can you imagine yourselves getting out of bed for the first time post-partum, hanging on to the nurse for dear life to use the potty. You know, when they measure your blood mixed pee in that toilet measuring cup thingy? Can you picture yourselves wearing one of those heinous purple ruffled numbers at that very moment? It's hilarious!! I'm laughing my ass off just thinking of it!!!! But by all means, if you don't want to wear the hospital gown, I agree, there are many things more attractive.


Don't forget those giant underwear with the EXTRA big pad and an ice pack! Can you imagine these peeking through in the midst of the ruffles??! LOL


OMG, its just too funny, I can't stop laughing....Ruffles at that moment would just make me feel so stupid...I'm sorry...hahahahah....hahahahaha...Oh, let me arrange the ruffles while I take a sitz bath....


Oh, my god, look at her butt... It is so big...



Seriously. Stop being mean girls. The OP wanted to hear from people who used their own gowns. She got some good suggestions. You're just being catty & annoying.

Thing is, it's a crazed grumpy male, dr bozo.


Who th heck is Dr. Bozo? My last kid was born two years ago, so I haven't been off Expectant Moms ms that long, but who he?


Oh, he's just jealous that he can't wear a ruffled gown during the delivery. Why do the ladies get to have all the fun?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:If you wore your own, where did you buy it? I'm looking for something super comfortable!

Thanks.

Sorry about the crazy on this thread.



X2


X3

And to the mean girl PPs above, I've given birth twice and, yes, I can imagine wearing a Pretty Pushers gown in all the immediate aftermath of delivery. Why not? Just because YOU can't doesn't mean the rest of the world is the same.
Anonymous
what do you think the correlation is between the women who buy Pretty Pushers and the women who insist their newborn daughters wear giant bows? "SEE!?! ITS A GIRL!!! SEE!?!"
Anonymous
Its so entertaining to listen to the women saying "this gown gave me a sense of self-agency within the medical-industrial complex!" when this gown literally embodies the medical-industrial complex. The Pretty Pusher is the birthing equivalent of a wipe warmer, aka shit you don't need.
Anonymous
Jesus, what is wrong with all you people?

I was one of the PPs who wrote in to say that birth can be messy and that I, personally, wouldn't buy one of these.

BUT that doesn't mean that OP deserves to be ridiculed or that she asked an insane question. Who gives a flying crap if she wants to wear something that makes her feel nice? It's not for me, but I do not care a bit if she likes it and it works for her. And there's no excuse for mercilessly mocking somebody for asking a question about a product that you, personally, would not buy.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:But seriously, all you guys who have given birth, can you imagine yourselves getting out of bed for the first time post-partum, hanging on to the nurse for dear life to use the potty. You know, when they measure your blood mixed pee in that toilet measuring cup thingy? Can you picture yourselves wearing one of those heinous purple ruffled numbers at that very moment? It's hilarious!! I'm laughing my ass off just thinking of it!!!! But by all means, if you don't want to wear the hospital gown, I agree, there are many things more attractive.


Don't forget those giant underwear with the EXTRA big pad and an ice pack! Can you imagine these peeking through in the midst of the ruffles??! LOL


OMG, its just too funny, I can't stop laughing....Ruffles at that moment would just make me feel so stupid...I'm sorry...hahahahah....hahahahaha...Oh, let me arrange the ruffles while I take a sitz bath....


Oh, my god, look at her butt... It is so big...



Seriously. Stop being mean girls. The OP wanted to hear from people who used their own gowns. She got some good suggestions. You're just being catty & annoying.

Thing is, it's a crazed grumpy male, dr bozo.


Exactly which poster do you imagine is a crazed grumpy male? You're the one who is sounding unhinged.
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