
This is the dumbest thing I've heard in days. |
Thank you. Your recommendation will be referred to the International Homosexual Conspiracy, and will be given all due consideration when planning the FY17 recruitment budget. Unfortunately, the FY16 budget has already been finalized and cannot be altered at this time. I hope that at the conclusion of FY17, you will find an appropriate amount of homosexuality (no more than 2-3% of Gross National Screwing) reflected I THR IHC Annual Report. We know you are very busy, and appreciate your attention to this matter. |
ROARING with laughter at this. |
More homosexuality = more AIDS. |
![]() Okeydoke! Please rejoin this conversation when the shuttle lands! Y'all were pretty scary when your will was the law of the land, but now you're just hilarious anachronisms. |
So does more straight sex. Should we ban sex altogether? |
why do you care? You clearly aren't getting laid. |
Only people who believe in science agree with this. |
Why is it so funny? Do you think people are either 100% gay or 100% straight? |
So if we don't allow gay marriage, there will be no butt sex between men?
Yeah, right. |
No but I think your quotas are beyond hilarious. Sorry sir, 3% of the population are already declared as gay. I am afraid you will have to be straight until such time as one of them dies… It is ludicrous beyond belief to think that you can (or that we should want to) set targets for who people fall in love with. |
+1. I was giggling because the first paragraph is perfectly reasonable, and then the second paragraph takes a sharp turn into cray-cray. The element of surprise is a key component of humor. Well done. |
Uh oh... The scientific correlation of homosexuality and exponential rates of AIDs required censoring since it destroys the liberal mindset.
Liberals hate science. |
More monogamy = less AIDS. Support gay marriage. |
Actually the highest rate of AIDS is in Africa, and it is because of heterosexual promiscuity. |