To My AU Park Neighbor Who is Cutting Their Grass at 9:05A on SUNDAY 4/15...

[Anonymous]

Stating the obvious here but no rule is going to suit everyone. Maybe moving the lawn at 1 PM on a Sunday afternoon might suit OP but it could disturb another neighbor's outdoor brunch! And OP, what morning hout is acceptable? 10 AM? What's with the extra hour?

You know if the neighbor mows his lawn every Sunday at 9:05 AM, the law is on his side.

Get earplugs.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:No, but we use to live where the homeowner's association expressly forbid lawn mowing and other power lawn tools on Sundays, all day. Common courtesy seems lost on most of you. Why all the noise on the one day most people have off and are home.

Do you take off work to mow your lawn or are you saying that we all need a lawn service in order to not wake you up from your morning siesta?

LOL. You sound like such a complete asshole.

I'm not the who wants a ban on yard work on Sunday.

I never said I wanted to ban it all day. Do you even read?

Either you are jumping in the middle of this exchange, or you have amnesia.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I also think 9am is OK
It gets too hot later on
When summer comes I will be out at 6 am

OP here--when summer comes you can start at 6 if you like--your neighbors will call the police.

Don't do that
When you really are in trouble and call for help the police knows you are the nuisance neighbor
I say this because someone I know was burgled and it took the police 45 mins to arrive.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I also think 9am is OK
It gets too hot later on
When summer comes I will be out at 6 am

OP here--when summer comes you can start at 6 if you like--your neighbors will call the police.

Don't do that
When you really are in trouble and call for help the police knows you are the nuisance neighbor
I say this because someone I know was burgled and it took the police 45 mins to arrive.

It sounds to me like the difference between a 311 call and a 911 call.

And if the police are discriminating for any reason it's grossly inappropriate.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, you don't sound very productive. By 9am on a Saturday morning I have:

completed 12 mile marathon training run
washed and folded at least 2 loads of laundry
thrown together a couple casseroles for this week's meals
prepped other chopped items such as veggies and onions for the week
taken a look at my work inbox

I think this is part of why I'm able to keep my weight down to a size 0-2, I keep moving and don't laze around the house.

You're just as obnoxious as OP. And at this point, although I find OP obnoxious, I'd rather spend happy hour with OP. lesser of two evils

Hopefully, you're joking and are really NOT that insecure.

veggies and onions - WTF?

Haha. I think this a joke....There is no way ANYONE could do all that before 9 a.m. and if they did? They'd be a complete LOSER. haha. Chopping veggies and onions?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Fan ta dig, asshole.

Sorry if you want your curse to be heard, you should put it in a real language. You might as well mutter it under your breath as you shuffle away.

[Anonymous]

There are assholes on DCUM, but I swear, this OP is at the top of that list. I can't recall ever seeing so much anger about a non-issue. She may want to get her heart checked. This kind of anger can't be good for the health. Or see how high up on the narcissism scale she is. I'm going to guess the chart doesn't even go that high.

[Anonymous]

Go move to the country. Clearly urban living is not for you.

Too funny that someone living in the city is complaining about noise. What an idiot.

[Anonymous]

So at 9:00 am you get woken up by the neighbor cutting the grass and at 9:23 you are posting on DCUM as yoru first thing of the day? you need to get a clue on how to get a life.

[Anonymous]

OP, I understand what you're saying. When I lived off Dupont Circle, I couldn't stand the noise of firetrucks - I was in their path I guess of leaving a station. I mean, seriously, how dare these people have emergencies and such when I'm trying to sleep. It was so grossly inconsiderate. I mean, I got up at 5 am, who did these people think they were with their fires and other crap going on at 9 am - 9 AM I SAID - on a weekend? It's completely insane.
I'm much happier now. I live on 10 acres of land with a no-fly zone over my head so no noise infiltrates my sacred space. You should try it. I had to get rid of the kids, but so what. My Sunday mornings were way too important to me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So at 9:00 am you get woken up by the neighbor cutting the grass and at 9:23 you are posting on DCUM as yoru first thing of the day? you need to get a clue on how to get a life.

No, 9:05 am.

[Anonymous]

Sometimes I ask the neighbors if I can use my push mower to mow their lawn as well, joke's on them because I burn more calories! AND I'm not loafing around the house getting fat or being unproductive.

[Anonymous]

OP-How many hundreds of pounds are you?

[Anonymous]

Push mower pp here: forgot to mention that I although I have a weakness for sugar and chocolate and I can have weak willpower sometimes, I am 5"2" 102lbs. Early riser though!

GL

[Anonymous]

So, OP comes here crying because someone was mowing their lawn at 9:05 am on a Sunday.. people don't sympathize with the poor little sleepy, special flower, so she goes bat shit crazy bitchy on everyone, still no sympathy... I clearly think that the OP just needs a hug and for someone to tell her everything's alright.....




and to get laid....



and a valium.