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This is the entire show
guy - I love you girl- I love you too, I can't wait to get married guy - I am so excited to spend the rest of my life with you girl - we're just so aligned guy - I agree. I love you. Rinse. Repeat. These people are so boring. |
Can we stop with the “rinse, repeat” thing? |
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Jordan’s the best.
Mike - can I steal your girl? Jordan - good luck! |
| What the hell is KB wearing? These women dress so trashy. |
| Joe is the funniest drunk. His and Jordan are a riot. I wanna drink with them. |
| I watched the end of episode 9 little by little and it looks like Ali is falling to her knees crying. |
Yeah, that was not a good look. |
Funny? He seems like an adolescent addict. So fatally unappealing in a partner. |
I said I want to drink with them, not get married to them. Joe is hilarious. |
| Can we talk about Jordan's smoothie? You bake a chicken breast (no seasoning!) and then put it in the Ninja, add a lot of water, and a packet of Crystal Light and blend. Beyond disgusting. I could never kiss someone who drank that. Or be in love with someone who thinks that's a proper smoothie. |
| That. Was. Disgusting. I thought he was clowning us at first and it was really a banana he put in, but he actually drank that whole thing. That would be a deal breaker for me. |
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At first I thought he was drinking it raw.
No matter what the issues are, all of the families appear nice and supportive. |
I know I'm a cynical and jaded biyatch but the families almost seem TOO enthusiastic, no? |
| I can't believe Sparkle Megan has grown on me. Her and Jordan are actually cute! But I'm scared for their wedding day. As a stepmom, I hope they both decide to say no at the altar but continue to date. |
Also add: guy: My ideal date is we go out to dinner, then we walk the dog, and then we go home and f**k girl: oh my god you're making me tear up! |