Taylor's Swift's new album - let's GOOOOO

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Anonymous wrote:Actually romantic will be the song all your teenage and 20 year old daughters sing when someone is talking shit about them behind thier back.

The 20yo daughters are more into Charli.

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I think many of had different expectations because both Taylor and Travis called this album full of bangers, I would use the phrase “happy bops” instead. (with the exception of ruin the friendship, of course)

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Wood is an embarrassing knockoff of what Sabrina Carpenter does.

Taylor just doesn’t have the sexuality or sex appeal to pull off a song about Travis Kelce’s penis without sounding ridiculous and cringeworthy.

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Anonymous wrote:Actually romantic will be the song all your teenage and 20 year old daughters sing when someone is talking shit about them behind thier back.

The 20yo daughters are more into Charli.

You can’t make a blanket statement like that because it’s untrue that all or most 20 year-old daughters are more into Charli than Taylor or vice versa. There’s room for both. My 25-year-old cousin is going to a Taylor listening party tonight and also loved brat so…

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Anonymous wrote:Wood is an embarrassing knockoff of what Sabrina Carpenter does.

Taylor just doesn’t have the sexuality or sex appeal to pull off a song about Travis Kelce’s penis without sounding ridiculous and cringeworthy.

She has been singing about sex for years, but for some reason, people tune it out. Are you ready for it, dress, guilty as sin, just to name a few.

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Ive already listened to this album on repeat and tired of it. I like Life of a showgirl and opaline. All the penis references are a little corny.

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Anonymous wrote:Actually romantic will be the song all your teenage and 20 year old daughters sing when someone is talking shit about them behind thier back.

Kids aren't checking for her like that. Swift's core fan base is 43 year old wine moms and spinsters.

Do you have teens? My DD went to a midnight listing party with a bunch of other high school girls. They have plans tonight to go to the movie.

My 10 year old and 15 year old are both obsessed. Me, not so much.

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It just sounds so juvenile and cringe. I thought she would mature, I guess she never will. Travis has been a net net drain on her brand.

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Anonymous wrote:They’re talking about the album on CNN right now lol

I'm sure all the people watching CNN in the airport are glued to the TV...

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Anonymous wrote:They’re talking about the album on CNN right now lol

I'm sure all the people watching CNN in the airport are glued to the TV...

Well they brought in a gay guy to explain the lyrics to the anchors, so probably

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Wood is an embarrassing knockoff of what Sabrina Carpenter does.

Taylor just doesn’t have the sexuality or sex appeal to pull off a song about Travis Kelce’s penis without sounding ridiculous and cringeworthy.

She has been singing about sex for years, but for some reason, people tune it out. Are you ready for it, dress, guilty as sin, just to name a few.

I don't know her catalogue that well, but I think lines like "bought this dress so you can take it off" and "in the middle of the night, in my dreams, you should see what we do" are at least subtle enough to leave an air of mystery... "key to my thighs" is tacky and cheesy. Maybe she had other lines that were that OTT but I'm not aware of them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Wood is an embarrassing knockoff of what Sabrina Carpenter does.

Taylor just doesn’t have the sexuality or sex appeal to pull off a song about Travis Kelce’s penis without sounding ridiculous and cringeworthy.

She has been singing about sex for years, but for some reason, people tune it out. Are you ready for it, dress, guilty as sin, just to name a few.

I don't know her catalogue that well, but I think lines like "bought this dress so you can take it off" and "in the middle of the night, in my dreams, you should see what we do" are at least subtle enough to leave an air of mystery... "key to my thighs" is tacky and cheesy. Maybe she had other lines that were that OTT but I'm not aware of them.

She fancies herself a poet. So deluded. These are lyrics a middle schooler could pen.

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Anonymous wrote:Actually romantic will be the song all your teenage and 20 year old daughters sing when someone is talking shit about them behind thier back.

The 20yo daughters are more into Charli.

the old brittany vs Christina... it's not 1990 anymore mom

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Wood is an embarrassing knockoff of what Sabrina Carpenter does.

Taylor just doesn’t have the sexuality or sex appeal to pull off a song about Travis Kelce’s penis without sounding ridiculous and cringeworthy.

She has been singing about sex for years, but for some reason, people tune it out. Are you ready for it, dress, guilty as sin, just to name a few.

I don't know her catalogue that well, but I think lines like "bought this dress so you can take it off" and "in the middle of the night, in my dreams, you should see what we do" are at least subtle enough to leave an air of mystery... "key to my thighs" is tacky and cheesy. Maybe she had other lines that were that OTT but I'm not aware of them.

She fancies herself a poet. So deluded. These are lyrics a middle schooler could pen.

Well poets disagree... what is your expertise.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Honey is sweet (pun intended). I love this for her.

When anyone called me late night
He was screwin' around with my mind
Askin', "What are you wearin'?"
Too high to remember in the morning
And when anyone called me "Lovely"
They were findin' ways not to praise me
But you say it like you're in awe of me
And you stay until the morning
Honey

This is so sweet and really does seem specific to him. Love it for her too. I also like Wish List.