OK, tie the rope to a large boulder instead. |
| What the f*** did I just read? |
| Call an animal removal company. Possums or raccoon or squirrel is inside attic or walls. They will look outside to see how it gets in and get it outta there. |
| I keep coming back to check and see if OP has a baby camera. I am the squirrel poster and the crash in the attic seems to me to be squirrel confirmation. Walk around the house and see if anything else on high shelves or on top of tables is moved or knocked over. |
A troll post. |
| Any updates on the bread? Has anything else been touched? |
OP has disappeared into the closet and another dimension with Carol Ann. |
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Her house probably fell into the sinkhole. That's the only logical explanation. |
Sinkholes swallow in, volcanos spit out. Earthquakes when the planet belches. |
πππππ Or else sheβs now in the tesseract throwing her own bread at herself. |
In the infinite universe theory, this is definitely plausible. |
My son had a ferret years ago. At times it would be on the loose and for whatever reason steal potatoes, haul them up to the attic, and roll them around. The attic was finished so I would up there from time to time. Eventually it disappeared. found out later it turned up in the attic of the house next door, which is divided into 3 apts, and the weird guy on the second floor had adopted it. He refused to give it back to my son, which was perfectly fine with me. |
There's some very weird book I read a few years ago. I forget the author, who has written other books 1-2 of which I had read and were sensible, but this is some bizarre earthquake related fiction where a geologist left his profession after the earthquake ate his true love and has a dull municipal administration job on the east coast, where alarming things are happening with the huse, which turn out to be earthquakes conjured up by some back woods type people who were casting spells to get rid of people coming too close to their land. It was the weirdest bad fiction I have ever read. So this mught just be the first hints of the supernatural earthquake coming for you. |
| OP please come back and let us know what, if anything was discovered. |