Sounds like a poltergeist, lol. Sure you aren't a troll? |
| Time to move! Make sure you empty the house b4 listing. |
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Op here- I wish I was a troll ðŸ˜
Not a new construction- 1964. |
| Do you have a working carbon monoxide detector? |
You posted this on DCUM before going to investigate? Mmkay. |
I was laying in bed browsing dcum when it happened. I am obviously an adult baby because it took me some mustering of courage to get up and go look. |
Yes, multiple |
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Do you keep anything else on top of your fridge?
Are you running your washer/dryer when this happens? |
Get a ground sounding done. You probably built on top of some recent graves. Many housing subdivisions in the suburb extremities of cities, or smaller towns bordering a city, will be built on top of older cemetaries. The bodies are never removed, as it would be impossible to do so after many decades, so they are left there, and either the headstones are relocated or simply destroyed, and housing built over them. Tons of smaller family plot cemetaries everywhere also. |
Until the tree tries to eat you then gets sucked up into a tornado. |
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OP, why don’t you put two or three loaves up there and see what happens.
We need some more data and er, action. |
| There was a similar topic in Reddit. The op posted a few pictures of the roof and then stopped posting. Some concerned Samaritan recognized the house, went to do a well check and confirmed that the OP was ok. It looked like the OP had schizophrenia or something like that. |
Look up "auditory hallucinations" |
They will get symmetrically stacked by Zuul. Don't leave any eggs on the countertop either, or open the fridge if you hear growing coming from it and flames licking out from the edges. |
| I actually loved in a haunted house for a very short period. F that! We moved out very quickly! |