You wake up in bed next to one of the first five U.S. Presidents tomorrow morning …

[Anonymous]

Who did you make sweet love to tonight?

GEORGE WASHINGTON
JOHN ADAMS
THOMAS JEFFERSON
JAMES MADISON
JAMES MONROE

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_presidents_of_the_United_States

I suppose I hopped on Jefferson.

[Anonymous]

Any of them gay? Equal opportunity and all

[Anonymous]

Thomas Jefferson.
Only choice, But this did cause me to google their heights which I had not know before (other than Jefferson)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Thomas Jefferson.
Only choice, But this did cause me to google their heights which I had not know before (other than Jefferson)

Why would you pick the known rapist?

[Anonymous]

Adams is my fave

[Anonymous]

They are all dead. FYI

[Anonymous]

Ben Franklin

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Any of them gay? Equal opportunity and all

let's put James Buchanan (15th U.S. President) on the table for you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Adams is my fave

Me again. I truly relate to him in that no one liked him. He was very thoughtful, in his head, and was not popular. He made mistakes.

This is me too

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Any of them gay? Equal opportunity and all

let's put James Buchanan (15th U.S. President) on the table for you.

What is the story on him I have never heard this?

[Anonymous]

John Adams had no slaves so he had to work harder to get some strange.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Any of them gay? Equal opportunity and all

let's put James Buchanan (15th U.S. President) on the table for you.

What is the story on him I have never heard this?

Probably the worst president until Trump.

[Anonymous]

Eww, no thanks.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:They are all dead. FYI

What if we all really are 😭

[Anonymous]

I think it'd be very awkward to wake up next to an older man in a wig. And possibly wooden teeth.

Would resolve to never drink again.