Confessions

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I also masturbate at least once a day. My husband HATES that I do it so often because he thinks it means we could have been having sex instead. We already have sex daily, but, to me, the two take care of two different needs, so I still enjoy my special time.

Yes, sometimes you just want to do yourself and not have to deal with anyone else!
And sometimes you just want to get relief from menstrual cramps!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I also masturbate at least once a day. My husband HATES that I do it so often because he thinks it means we could have been having sex instead. We already have sex daily, but, to me, the two take care of two different needs, so I still enjoy my special time.

Yes, sometimes you just want to do yourself and not have to deal with anyone else!
And sometimes you just want to get relief from menstrual cramps!

And sometimes you just need a break from the big penis hitting your cervix. If I had sex with him any more than I already do, my vagina would run away. I swear. (Btw, I'm married to the "Black guy" of the Tiger Woods thread.)

[Anonymous]

i just shat my pants, literally.

i was coming home from dinner and had the most uncontrollable urge to poop, and i couldn't hold it and was pooping in my pants as i was running into the house. thank god dh is still at work....

[Anonymous]

LOL!!!!!


well the same thing happend to me DH was in the car with me we bought laught so bad we almost had a car accident!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i can't stop laughing!!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I also masturbate at least once a day. My husband HATES that I do it so often because he thinks it means we could have been having sex instead. We already have sex daily, but, to me, the two take care of two different needs, so I still enjoy my special time.

Yes, sometimes you just want to do yourself and not have to deal with anyone else!
And sometimes you just want to get relief from menstrual cramps!

Serial Masturbator here, so glad I'm not the only one.

[Anonymous]

I wish I had stolen cookies from the office party yesterday so I wouldn't have to make some for the potluck tomorrow.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I wish I had stolen cookies from the office party yesterday so I wouldn't have to make some for the potluck tomorrow.

But that would've been a lot of cookies to take without being noticed.

[Anonymous]

I log into my ex's email and am insanely jealous that he is happily remarried and just had a baby. I am very unhappy in my marriage and don't leave b/c of my dd's. I miss my ex everyday and I will always regret past decisions. My husband will never "live up" to my ex and it has a very negative impact on our marriage. I live my life in the past, thinking about when I was with my ex. I try to stop thinking of him but can't let go and live everyday so, so sad thinking about "what could have been"

I married the wrong person.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I log into my ex's email and am insanely jealous that he is happily remarried and just had a baby. I am very unhappy in my marriage and don't leave b/c of my dd's. I miss my ex everyday and I will always regret past decisions. My husband will never "live up" to my ex and it has a very negative impact on our marriage. I live my life in the past, thinking about when I was with my ex. I try to stop thinking of him but can't let go and live everyday so, so sad thinking about "what could have been"

I married the wrong person.

Your husband certainly did, too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I love and adore my son but don't enjoy motherhood. I'd rather be at work. Love him to pieces, but he's better off at his preschool. I'm good at reading to him and giving hugs.

I like animals more than I people-in fact, I think most people suck.

I love my mom, but don't like her as a person. If weren't related, we wouldn't be friends.

I too love animals more than people and think that this world would be a better place with just animals...and me... and the person who posted this becuase she loves animals more too!

[Anonymous]

I confess that I refer to my boss as Shrek when talking to my husband about him. He really looks, smells and walks like Shrek. His wife looks like Mrs. Shrek, too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I log into my ex's email and am insanely jealous that he is happily remarried and just had a baby. I am very unhappy in my marriage and don't leave b/c of my dd's. I miss my ex everyday and I will always regret past decisions. My husband will never "live up" to my ex and it has a very negative impact on our marriage. I live my life in the past, thinking about when I was with my ex. I try to stop thinking of him but can't let go and live everyday so, so sad thinking about "what could have been"

I married the wrong person.

I'd say some of this behavior is probably why you're an ex, and may also be why you're unhappy in your current relationship.

Try counseling for yourself.

I understand feeling like nobody will live up to an ex though- I have one like this as well and I have to really push myself to not compare my current or any future partners to that ex...and I also try to not over-romanticize it. That ex had key flaws too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I also masturbate more than a healthy normal person should.
I have a shopping addiction
I tell my partner I make 15k less per year so he doesnt notice my shopping addiction
I'm cheating
I wish my aunt died instead of my mother
I am ashamed of my sisters lack of class
I use a product absolutely love it and still return it to Sephora and get my money back

You are just so funny to me. Very real. I appreciate your posting.

[Anonymous]

I want my child to attend an extremely costly and prestigious high school and I will go broke doing it. Nothing matters to me more than getting him a great education. I will go into debt about it. I am working with minimal but I am willing to get this done at all costs. My priorities are God, getting my child into the best HS in DC and everything else falls in line. I am obcessed with this. God help me.