Melania Trump's Official Portrait as First Lady

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I'm pretty disappointed that we've got a millionaire fashion model for a First Lady and she can't pick nicer clothes. I don't get that weird scarf with the black jacket. Just the jacket would be okay, although I'd prefer something a little "prettier" from a pretty woman. I mean, if we're going to have something like a monarchy, let's rock it with some style, right?

I also wish she looked nicer. Look back at the pictures of Laura Bush, Barbara Bush -- even Nancy Reagan, who was officially the dragon lady. They all look like people that you could at least talk to at a PTA meeting (Laura Bush probably wins that prize, though!). Can anyone imagine going up to Melania and striking up a conversation? She looks like you'd either get a blank "Does Not Computer. Error Code. Error Code." or she would melt you with ice shooting from her eyes.

Ivanka at least is playing the game, with the smiling instagram and the pretty dresses.

Do you know that she is an immigrant? Do you realize how hard it is for an immigrant to strike your typical american chit-chat?

I'm an immigrant and have no issue with that. We are all human, you know

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm pretty disappointed that we've got a millionaire fashion model for a First Lady and she can't pick nicer clothes. I don't get that weird scarf with the black jacket. Just the jacket would be okay, although I'd prefer something a little "prettier" from a pretty woman. I mean, if we're going to have something like a monarchy, let's rock it with some style, right?

I also wish she looked nicer. Look back at the pictures of Laura Bush, Barbara Bush -- even Nancy Reagan, who was officially the dragon lady. They all look like people that you could at least talk to at a PTA meeting (Laura Bush probably wins that prize, though!). Can anyone imagine going up to Melania and striking up a conversation? She looks like you'd either get a blank "Does Not Computer. Error Code. Error Code." or she would melt you with ice shooting from her eyes.

Ivanka at least is playing the game, with the smiling instagram and the pretty dresses.

Do you know that she is an immigrant? Do you realize how hard it is for an immigrant to strike your typical american chit-chat?

What? I'm an immigrants and so are dozens of my friends, and NONE of us has any difficulty with chit-chat.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Article about the airbrushing in the Washington Post:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2017/04/05/melania-trump-and-the-politics-of-airbrushing/?hpid=hp_local-news_no-name%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.bbe8d129e0fc

They call her an Instagram First Lady. Seems right.

The European mags don't airbrush her. She has those creepy vertical wrinkles down the middle of each side of her face in Hola and Hello--just like she did on TV during Inauguration.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

This is her Wikipedia photo. This is how she really looks. Still beautiful, but with the obvious features of a 40-something person.

Yea --she's not smiling and those wrinkles (not smile lines) are still visible through the pancake makeup. She's same age as me and has way more lines/wrinkles. I am olive-skinned though.

Are they from smoking?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Much better background, not airbrushed, no feline plastic surgery...

PLEASE COME BACK WE MISS YOU, WE NEED YOU

ugh, sorry - that was an involuntary response

No, we don't.

[Anonymous]

I'm surprised people have such a hard time seeing through styling and makeup. She's not beautiful. Nor is Ivanka — she looks EXACTLY like her horrid brothers, she just has a dye job and tons of makeup.

Her eye makeup is ridiculous. She looks like a rat. A very, very stupid rat.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

This is her Wikipedia photo. This is how she really looks. Still beautiful, but with the obvious features of a 40-something person.

Yea --she's not smiling and those wrinkles (not smile lines) are still visible through the pancake makeup. She's same age as me and has way more lines/wrinkles. I am olive-skinned though.

Are they from smoking?

In this picture, she looks unhappy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

This is her Wikipedia photo. This is how she really looks. Still beautiful, but with the obvious features of a 40-something person.

Yea --she's not smiling and those wrinkles (not smile lines) are still visible through the pancake makeup. She's same age as me and has way more lines/wrinkles. I am olive-skinned though.

Are they from smoking?

In this picture, she looks unhappy.

She looked miserable the whole day, they all did

[Anonymous]

Even the original fembots look more FLOTUSy than her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Can we just say "beautiful" and be done?

I agree. Glamour shots really outdid themselves with this one. I hope she got the delux package.

[Anonymous]

She still looks like a prostitute.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It's very strange the way the removed every single line and shadow on her face. Everybody has a little bit of shading under their eyes, and at 46 we know she has some age to her face. This looks extremely artificial, almost creepy.

Artificial as they truly are.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She is just stunning.

I disagree.

I'm with you. She doesn't even resemble herself pre 2000's. She obviously overdid the plastic surgery. To the poster who think she's beautiful, who else do you find stunning?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

This is her Wikipedia photo. This is how she really looks. Still beautiful, but with the obvious features of a 40-something person.

Yea --she's not smiling and those wrinkles (not smile lines) are still visible through the pancake makeup. She's same age as me and has way more lines/wrinkles. I am olive-skinned though.

Are they from smoking?

"Pancake make-up"

In this picture, she looks unhappy.

She looked miserable the whole day, they all did

[Anonymous]

She was posing for a Feline catalog.