Bezos Sánchez photoshoot

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Anonymous wrote:She’s going to make a fortune off a vicious tell-all when he’s done with her, but her decline will still be precipitous. In 20 years, she’ll be horrifically broke and all the plastic surgery will have her looking like a dark-haired Donatella Versace.

Call me crazy - but they actually sort of seem like soulmates. I think they might actually make it.

COme back in a year and laugh at me for this, sure.

PP here. It won’t be next year, but it’ll happen before 10 years are up. She’s a branch swinger — long history of setting her sights on men she can use, extracting whatever she came for, and then latching onto the next man who has something new for her to acquire.

Now that she’s landed one of the richest men on earth, the next jump won’t be for money. She’ll want the most attractive male celebrity, an icon whose place in history is about more than just money (think old money blue blood or political/intellectual elite), or maybe royal who can give her a title. Basically, someone who has something Bezos can’t buy with his money.

The thing about branch swingers is that, because their sole currency is looks and looks fade no matter how extensive the plastic surgery, her ride will eventually come to a hard stop. There are a lot of women like her who spent their lives as arm pieces to the world’s richest and most famous men only to end up discarded and burning through their money fast.

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Anonymous wrote:Did anyone actually read the article? There is nothing to be "happy" about, it is downright sad. This sap has let a drunk grifter sink her claws into him. Day drinking margaritas and empty consumerism while she passive-aggressively bosses him around in front of a reporter. No mention of his kids, just name-dropping Hollywood phonies who don't give a f*** about him (outside of his $/power), plus his fiancee's brute jock ex-husband. The dork imploded his family for this? It is really, really pathetic he does not seem to realize he is a mark being played. Her sycophantic sweet nothings have this nerd under a spell. Maybe one day he'll wake up.

Without comment on his family because I don’t know, if I had a bajillion dollars and retired day drinking on a yacht and hanging out with celebrities for fun is probably what I’d do for a least some of the time.

It's pathetic and shallow. It's nothingness. It's a mid-life crisis. It's all her fantasy because she's always been a trashy social-climbing grifter and she's thirsty to be "somebody". From NBA groupie to NFL wife to Jeff Bezos homewrecker. Don't care how much money of his she's hoarding, she is low-class trash.

...and deep down, she knows it.

but she doesn't care... she has billions on her side

She doesn’t have a billion dollars anymore than Grimez or any other girlfriend of a rich man has.

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Hahaha hideous.

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Anonymous wrote:Did anyone actually read the article? There is nothing to be "happy" about, it is downright sad. This sap has let a drunk grifter sink her claws into him. Day drinking margaritas and empty consumerism while she passive-aggressively bosses him around in front of a reporter. No mention of his kids, just name-dropping Hollywood phonies who don't give a f*** about him (outside of his $/power), plus his fiancee's brute jock ex-husband. The dork imploded his family for this? It is really, really pathetic he does not seem to realize he is a mark being played. Her sycophantic sweet nothings have this nerd under a spell. Maybe one day he'll wake up.

Without comment on his family because I don’t know, if I had a bajillion dollars and retired day drinking on a yacht and hanging out with celebrities for fun is probably what I’d do for a least some of the time.

It's pathetic and shallow. It's nothingness. It's a mid-life crisis. It's all her fantasy because she's always been a trashy social-climbing grifter and she's thirsty to be "somebody". From NBA groupie to NFL wife to Jeff Bezos homewrecker. Don't care how much money of his she's hoarding, she is low-class trash.

She wasn’t a NFL wife, she was a NFL baby mama. She’s only been married once. Who was she linked to in the NBA?

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Is she a trans woman?

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I love em both lol especially Bezos. Good for them.

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Anonymous wrote:She’s going to make a fortune off a vicious tell-all when he’s done with her, but her decline will still be precipitous. In 20 years, she’ll be horrifically broke and all the plastic surgery will have her looking like a dark-haired Donatella Versace.

Call me crazy - but they actually sort of seem like soulmates. I think they might actually make it.

COme back in a year and laugh at me for this, sure.

PP here. It won’t be next year, but it’ll happen before 10 years are up. She’s a branch swinger — long history of setting her sights on men she can use, extracting whatever she came for, and then latching onto the next man who has something new for her to acquire.

Now that she’s landed one of the richest men on earth, the next jump won’t be for money. She’ll want the most attractive male celebrity, an icon whose place in history is about more than just money (think old money blue blood or political/intellectual elite), or maybe royal who can give her a title. Basically, someone who has something Bezos can’t buy with his money.

The thing about branch swingers is that, because their sole currency is looks and looks fade no matter how extensive the plastic surgery, her ride will eventually come to a hard stop. There are a lot of women like her who spent their lives as arm pieces to the world’s richest and most famous men only to end up discarded and burning through their money fast.

I think you’re right. If she’s smart, she will stop the train right here because I think her currency piggy bank is almost totally empty. She is lucky she got Bezos with that face and should quit while she’s ahead.

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Anonymous wrote:Did anyone actually read the article? There is nothing to be "happy" about, it is downright sad. This sap has let a drunk grifter sink her claws into him. Day drinking margaritas and empty consumerism while she passive-aggressively bosses him around in front of a reporter. No mention of his kids, just name-dropping Hollywood phonies who don't give a f*** about him (outside of his $/power), plus his fiancee's brute jock ex-husband. The dork imploded his family for this? It is really, really pathetic he does not seem to realize he is a mark being played. Her sycophantic sweet nothings have this nerd under a spell. Maybe one day he'll wake up.

Without comment on his family because I don’t know, if I had a bajillion dollars and retired day drinking on a yacht and hanging out with celebrities for fun is probably what I’d do for a least some of the time.

It's pathetic and shallow. It's nothingness. It's a mid-life crisis. It's all her fantasy because she's always been a trashy social-climbing grifter and she's thirsty to be "somebody". From NBA groupie to NFL wife to Jeff Bezos homewrecker. Don't care how much money of his she's hoarding, she is low-class trash.

She wasn’t a NFL wife, she was a NFL baby mama. She’s only been married once. Who was she linked to in the NBA?

Oof, even worse. I thought she was married to Tony Gonzales. She was a known jersey chaser prior to Tony. And she was biggest flirt at her Miami public high school.

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Anonymous wrote:Did anyone actually read the article? There is nothing to be "happy" about, it is downright sad. This sap has let a drunk grifter sink her claws into him. Day drinking margaritas and empty consumerism while she passive-aggressively bosses him around in front of a reporter. No mention of his kids, just name-dropping Hollywood phonies who don't give a f*** about him (outside of his $/power), plus his fiancee's brute jock ex-husband. The dork imploded his family for this? It is really, really pathetic he does not seem to realize he is a mark being played. Her sycophantic sweet nothings have this nerd under a spell. Maybe one day he'll wake up.

Without comment on his family because I don’t know, if I had a bajillion dollars and retired day drinking on a yacht and hanging out with celebrities for fun is probably what I’d do for a least some of the time.

It's pathetic and shallow. It's nothingness. It's a mid-life crisis. It's all her fantasy because she's always been a trashy social-climbing grifter and she's thirsty to be "somebody". From NBA groupie to NFL wife to Jeff Bezos homewrecker. Don't care how much money of his she's hoarding, she is low-class trash.

...and deep down, she knows it.

but she doesn't care... she has billions on her side

She doesn’t have a billion dollars anymore than Grimez or any other girlfriend of a rich man has.

I believe it is on record Jeff has already funneled tens of millions to her “production company”.

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I don't know any of these people, but Sanchez seems like the polar opposite of the ex-wife.

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Anonymous wrote:I don't know any of these people, but Sanchez seems like the polar opposite of the ex-wife.

Yep

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Anonymous wrote:Is she a trans woman?

No but you are

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Anonymous wrote:I don't know any of these people, but Sanchez seems like the polar opposite of the ex-wife.

First wife: born to a professional and well educated family, highly intelligent, graduate of Princeton, classy woman

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They seem like a genuinely decent, not crazy couple, but I don't base my opinion on photographs. I base my opinions on the comments from those who know them and have worked with them.

And if I happen to have distinctly different tastes in clothes and style and fashion than those two... well, that's fine. It takes all kinds, doesn't it? They're going for the all-American down-home look, and you'll concede it has a certain mass appeal.

That is in no way the down home all- American look!

Well, the aspirational one. The real one is people of Walmart, you mean? But a lot of Americans will see that photo and feel a connection. The values reflected are supposed to be evocative of what America stands for, in a non-political way. It's Scarlet O'Hara's realization that nothing matters except her home soil of Tara. Contrast that with Elon who is out of shape and calls his son "XAE 12", and his media platform "X". Or Mark who looks and behaves like a robot in his metaverse. It's a very clever way of making this billionaire and his girlfriend relatable.

I give it full marks for PR campaign. There is nothing so successful as the obvious.

Why are they so aggressive in doing PR? Isn’t the point of being a billionaire having privacy??

Excellent question, and the question we should be asking. Maybe he's considering going into politics, or maybe he's gearing up for lawsuits or congressional hearings or controversial decisions by Amazon or maybe there's going to be a major shake-up at WaPo.

Good PR is never wasted, and this didn't cost him too much effort considering the accrued goodwill of the populace.

PP you are responding to- I feel it's just a lot more dumb than that? Like they want attention for the sake of getting attention... is anyone else getting that vibe?

PP you replied to. There is no such thing as attention for the sake for attention. That's a myth. Most people aren't mentally ill to want attention in that way! There IS such a thing as attention for money and influence. That's a much more strategic and calculated enterprise.

In PR, what you want is the right kind of attention at the right time for your business or image, because accrued goodwill from certain groups will translate to more sales, or to the benefit of the doubt given for an upcoming issue. Occasionally, for some people, even negative attention is useful. But for most celebrities and people thrust in the public eye, they more they can be disciplined about curating a positive image to build their brand, the better the outcome will be for their bottom line.

Some people are incredibly disciplined, like Tom Cruise. It helps if you don't have an actual life, and are 100% focused on your persona, with no outside commitments, like kids to schlep to school, etc. Some people slip up and get pictured in situations that don't make them look great, but they're only human and most of us can't be on our guard 24/7.

For this photo, with the kind of people involved, that's 100% calculated branding.

That’s the thing… they do seem kind of mentally ill. Not in a particularly harmful way, just in a weird attention seeking way. Jeff Bezos has more money than God… why would he need or want to build up a brand? He seems perfectly happy jet setting around the world with his stretched out future bride.

Well, I'm sorry you don't understand this, but most people need branding. Most of us do it on our own. You do it too, perhaps unconsciously. It is especially important the more publicly-known you are. There a million ways for governments and business rivals to take you down, and sometimes, it's only the weight of public opinion that stops the take-down. You want the public on your side.

As an aside, it's obvious that the down-home All-American look isn't meant for the elegant and cosmopolitan sensibilities of some DCUM posters! But they need to recognize that 90% of Americans looking at that photo will come away with a more positive idea of these two people than before viewing the photo.

What? They are a laughingstock in mulitple media channels. These pics are so cringe and pathetic.

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Anonymous wrote:If bezoa decided to date a 20s hottie dcum hags would be up in arms

Take your shriveled sac and GTFO of here.