ILs mad that I won’t mow massive field on their ‘vacation’ property

[Anonymous]

Those riding mowers are dangerous for kids to ride on. Just no!

[Anonymous]

DH needs to discourage his parents from having your kids drive/ride the mower.

https://www.motorbiscuit.com/lawn-mower-accidents-main-cause-amputations-children-u-s/#

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The 5 Stages of Being Wrong on DCUM:

Anger
Disbelief
Trying to police thread
Name-calling
Taking ball and going home

If I can add a 6th, it’s running to Jeff and trying to figure out if people who disagree with you are sock puppets.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It was me. I wrote the post.

I am appropriately chastised for my inappropriate use of sarcasm and very much hope that the in-laws do NOT cut off OP and her DH. I hope they continue to send her ragey texts suggesting that she’s a lazy freeloader for taking advantage of their years of “generosity” in letting her come work their land on “vacation.”

You should quit while you're ahead.

+1. Stop trying to make your humor happen. In this case, it's not going to happen.

Now you’re just trying to hurt my feelings.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It was me. I wrote the post.

I am appropriately chastised for my inappropriate use of sarcasm and very much hope that the in-laws do NOT cut off OP and her DH. I hope they continue to send her ragey texts suggesting that she’s a lazy freeloader for taking advantage of their years of “generosity” in letting her come work their land on “vacation.”

You should quit while you're ahead.

+1. Stop trying to make your humor happen. In this case, it's not going to happen.

Now you’re just trying to hurt my feelings.

Please move on. This is an interesting thread otherwise.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The 5 Stages of Being Wrong on DCUM:

Anger
Disbelief
Trying to police thread
Name-calling
Taking ball and going home

If I can add a 6th, it’s running to Jeff and trying to figure out if people who disagree with you are sock puppets.

Ooh, that’s a good one. It’s like an addendum to “trying to police thread”, but it usually happens last.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Good for you, OP, and please tell us more! Did ILs purchase this land? For what purpose? Are they planning to build there eventually? What didn't they like about the trees they cut down? My ILs also cut down some mature trees for no reason, but just from their regular home.

This. I'm dying to know more about these people.

I'm gonna hijack with my own story...
A coworker I know married a rwnj who believes all the black people who live in dc, whom he is terrified of, are going to march from DC to the Loudoun suburbs to murder white people. He bought land in WV to escape to. There was a store-bought shed on it and he plans for he and his wife to "retire" to this shed that has no electricity or running water and is the size of, well, a shed. He spent a lot of time cutting down trees and planting new trees. He's also a hoarder of all things but particularly guns and ammo. They spent every weekend and holiday for years doing things to this shed and mowing the land etc. We were invited to visit so spouse and I along with our very young kids could help. No way in hell.

A store-bought shed?! They are going to freeze their butts off in the winter. He sounds senile or crazy or both.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Maybe they’ll disinherit your DH for your awful behavior and you’ll never be able to “vacation” there again. Getting a little teary for you. Sniff.

This post was a supporter, OP. They were joking - “oh, wouldn’t it be suuuuch a shame if you were disinherited/banned & forbidden from going to that amaaaaazing place ever again?” (Ie - it would not be a shame, it would be great & the perfect solution since it sucks anyway).
Geez, you didn’t need to jump down their throat, I think you read a little too quickly to realize they were on your side.

I'm not OP, but I didn't read it that way at all. There ARE people who will do things for the inheritance.

Stop jumping all over the OP. She responded appropriately to a rude post. If posters don't get your sarcasm, then you didn't write it well enough.

Tons of people got the joke. You and a small band of scolds didn't.

Scolds. Ok. That’s kind.

You're just continuing to demonstrate your humorlessness.

Hey kettle, that was a joke!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The 5 Stages of Being Wrong on DCUM:

Anger
Disbelief
Trying to police thread
Name-calling
Taking ball and going home

If I can add a 6th, it’s running to Jeff and trying to figure out if people who disagree with you are sock puppets.

This ought to get posted as a sticky! Well done!

[Anonymous]

OP here. Thanks for all who contributed to this thread, even those whose sarcasm is so subtle it must be explained and defended. I fully admit, I saw the first part about being disinherited, and took it to be one of Those Posters who so frequently pipe up on this forum. Sorry about that, Sarcastic Sally.

At any rate, DH was getting so many nastygrams about me not going/not helping that he and the kids are now not going, either. The kids are happy to stay home, go to the pool, and go to the movies or something for Father’s Day. The next time we plan to see ILs is Fourth of July, so hopefully they can behave themselves or we’ll have to skip that trip, a 6-hour drive we’d just as soon not endure anyway. Will let you know…

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here. Thanks for all who contributed to this thread, even those whose sarcasm is so subtle it must be explained and defended. I fully admit, I saw the first part about being disinherited, and took it to be one of Those Posters who so frequently pipe up on this forum. Sorry about that, Sarcastic Sally.

At any rate, DH was getting so many nastygrams about me not going/not helping that he and the kids are now not going, either. The kids are happy to stay home, go to the pool, and go to the movies or something for Father’s Day. The next time we plan to see ILs is Fourth of July, so hopefully they can behave themselves or we’ll have to skip that trip, a 6-hour drive we’d just as soon not endure anyway. Will let you know…

I have posted in defense of Sally ( ), and now I am posting in congratulations to you, OP, for having picked an excellent partner! That's a great short-term outcome, and I hope your family enjoys the peace. Hopefully it leads to improved long-term outcomes with this part of the family, too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here. Thanks for all who contributed to this thread, even those whose sarcasm is so subtle it must be explained and defended. I fully admit, I saw the first part about being disinherited, and took it to be one of Those Posters who so frequently pipe up on this forum. Sorry about that, Sarcastic Sally.

At any rate, DH was getting so many nastygrams about me not going/not helping that he and the kids are now not going, either. The kids are happy to stay home, go to the pool, and go to the movies or something for Father’s Day. The next time we plan to see ILs is Fourth of July, so hopefully they can behave themselves or we’ll have to skip that trip, a 6-hour drive we’d just as soon not endure anyway. Will let you know…

Thanks for the update. I’m happy for your kids, but it stinks that you won’t get the alone time.

[Anonymous]

I didn’t get that sarcasm the first time around either. Glad your family has opted out of this unpaid labor. Enjoy the break!

[Anonymous]

Well, OP, not sure whether to be glad for you or disappointed you won't get your down time.

Also, I'm completely stunned by how many people didn't get the sarcasm post--and doubled down on it not being funny vs them just not getting the joke.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My uncle gets his fields mowed and other people pay for the hay bales. Maybe that's what your inlaws should do. He seeds in different grasses so that they pay him more even.

I was coming to say this. There are plenty of solutions to this problem that don't involve fake vacations where family members are free labor. OP, maybe your DH could look into farmers in the area who will hay the land for your in laws or as another pp suggested someone who will do it for access to hunt on the land. Your inlaws are making this unnecessarily complicated and sound like they are being a**holes about it. It's really not your problem but perhaps for future family harmony you should encourage your DH to help them figure out another solution.