OLD buzz words / phrases that make you swipe left?

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Anonymous wrote:The beach is my happy place.

I'm married and have never done OLD so please enlighten me. Does this mean something other than they really love the beach?

I'm married and have never done online dating either, but I know exactly the type who says this. No hidden meaning. They're just boring walking cliches, often with leathery skin.

I'm PP above who says this, and that's not me at all. I love to travel and have been to beaches all over the world. And I use sunscreen religiously, so no leathery skin.

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Anonymous wrote:The beach is my happy place.

Good call!

Damn. I say that on mine. Welp. ::shrug::

There's nothing per se wrong with it..it's just kind of trite.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:“[insert height], since apparently that matters”
“Just ask”
“Here for a good time, not a long time”
“My name/age is actually ______, Tinder won’t let me change it”
“Add me on snap”
“I’m a gentleman”

Agree “no drama” is a huge red flag

+1000 on "no drama." I assume he has a girlfriend and is looking for something on the side.

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My exdh has quickly hopped into OLD and I hope he has some of these red flags in his profile to protect the other ladies out there!

[Anonymous]

Open to any ethnicity
Any woke buzzwords
An angry tone, warning how not to approach her
Spoil me, or, looking for someone generous..
I enjoy shopping
Any links to her other social media
Any photos with cute filters like bunny ears, etc
Photos that obviously hide her body. Not one full length
Smoker-total deal breaker, same for 420 friendly

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drinks often opposed to socially or rarely or not at all
harps about being a wino

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talks about her fur babies or being the worlds greatest aunt

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Open to any ethnicity
Any woke buzzwords
An angry tone, warning how not to approach her
Spoil me, or, looking for someone generous..
I enjoy shopping
Any links to her other social media
Any photos with cute filters like bunny ears, etc
Photos that obviously hide her body. Not one full length
Smoker-total deal breaker, same for 420 friendly

Lol. Ok, insecure white dude.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:talks about her fur babies or being the worlds greatest aunt

Good ones!

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“LOL”.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Anyone who is negative, like, "Are there any real women on here?" Or who lists a bunch of things they don't want.

No ethically non-monogamous.

If all the selfies are in a car, I assume he is married. If he posts pics of his kids I assume he is an idiot.

What is with men and car selfies?

same with women who take coy selfies (sometimes with the ducky faced-kissy lips) at Machu Pichu or the leaning tower of Pisa.

NP but is it really? Taking a picture of yourself on vacation visiting a famous world attraction is the same as taking a picture of yourself in your car? Not so much.

taking a good selfie on vacation is one thing. but seems like every woman takes the same selfie at the one or two same spots. you like to travel, so does everyone else. Try and be different.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Anyone who is negative, like, "Are there any real women on here?" Or who lists a bunch of things they don't want.

No ethically non-monogamous.

If all the selfies are in a car, I assume he is married. If he posts pics of his kids I assume he is an idiot.

What is with men and car selfies?

same with women who take coy selfies (sometimes with the ducky faced-kissy lips) at Machu Pichu or the leaning tower of Pisa.

NP but is it really? Taking a picture of yourself on vacation visiting a famous world attraction is the same as taking a picture of yourself in your car? Not so much.

taking a good selfie on vacation is one thing. but seems like every woman takes the same selfie at the one or two same spots. you like to travel, so does everyone else. Try and be different.

Still not remotely analogous to a car selfie.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Open to any ethnicity
Any woke buzzwords
An angry tone, warning how not to approach her
Spoil me, or, looking for someone generous..
I enjoy shopping
Any links to her other social media
Any photos with cute filters like bunny ears, etc
Photos that obviously hide her body. Not one full length
Smoker-total deal breaker, same for 420 friendly

Yes almost all of these equal flake!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Pronouns in bio

+1. MAGA references as well. Either political extreme is a no-go for me.

No Hillary or Biden nutters either. Same for overly religious nutters.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Anything about Trump. Two years after he leaves office, he's still living rent-free in their brains.

Yes especially anti. It's shows some kind of OCD is going on.

"I'm not a gold digger" definitely means they are, lol.