The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It’s millennial pink. She’s trying to look hip and youthful and with-it. Ivanka has the taste of a dowager with the breasts of a Vivid Video performer so it doesn’t work.

That is not millennial pink; see Glossier’s packaging for millennial pink. This is 80s doctor’s office waiting room bench flesh pink. It is the color of a tumor. It is an earthworm on the sidewalk. It is a polyp. It is a fleshy wart on the side of a finger.

I know pink. I like pink. And this, ma’am, is no pink.

So earthworm or fleshy wart.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Ivanka’s fashion choices just jumped the shark.

Is it possible to find Ivanka more despicable than her father? She's just soooo gross; her fashion, her plastic surgery, her dumb yoga voice that she's convinced sounds posh. Can not stand her.

Yes, she’s definitely more despicable because she tries to act above it. He at least is up front about his grift and selfishness.

[Anonymous]

I think this outfit is all sassy grandma - no toddler pageant or Russian stripper. Sooo.... congrats to Ivanka???!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dear DCUM,
Here is some new treasure. [img]

She spent $3200 on that flesh colored thing. I feel like there would be a German word for the sadness I feel for her now.

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/style/1275262/ivanka-trump-news-pictures-pink-jumpsuit-cost/amp

[Anonymous]

Why is her goddamn crotch hanging so low???? Ewwww

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dear DCUM,
Here is some new treasure. [img]

She spent $3200 on that flesh colored thing. I feel like there would be a German word for the sadness I feel for her now.

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/style/1275262/ivanka-trump-news-pictures-pink-jumpsuit-cost/amp

I will 100% admit I know nothing about fashion, so honest question - is it normal for women's pants to be so long that they are dragging on the floor and completely covering the shoe???

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think this outfit is all sassy grandma - no toddler pageant or Russian stripper. Sooo.... congrats to Ivanka???!

It definitely has a Russian flair.

[Anonymous]

I feel like that’s something I would pull from the back of my closet, having no idea what Ambien-fueled shopping spree procured it, when I’d gained too much weight and nothing else fit.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think this outfit is all sassy grandma - no toddler pageant or Russian stripper. Sooo.... congrats to Ivanka???!

It definitely has a Russian flair.

NP. Agreed, comrade.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dear DCUM,
Here is some new treasure. [img]

She spent $3200 on that flesh colored thing. I feel like there would be a German word for the sadness I feel for her now.

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/style/1275262/ivanka-trump-news-pictures-pink-jumpsuit-cost/amp

I will 100% admit I know nothing about fashion, so honest question - is it normal for women's pants to be so long that they are dragging on the floor and completely covering the shoe???

No, it's not. It makes the outfit look even worse, if that is even possible.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I feel like that’s something I would pull from the back of my closet, having no idea what Ambien-fueled shopping spree procured it, when I’d gained too much weight and nothing else fit.

Ambien or bad mushrooms?

The Covid 19 strikes again I suppose.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dear DCUM,
Here is some new treasure. [img]

She spent $3200 on that flesh colored thing. I feel like there would be a German word for the sadness I feel for her now.

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/style/1275262/ivanka-trump-news-pictures-pink-jumpsuit-cost/amp

I will 100% admit I know nothing about fashion, so honest question - is it normal for women's pants to be so long that they are dragging on the floor and completely covering the shoe???

No, it's not. It makes the outfit look even worse, if that is even possible.

It does hide the fact that she's wearing those vinyl paneled shoes again. Even so, they drag the floor:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It’s millennial pink. She’s trying to look hip and youthful and with-it. Ivanka has the taste of a dowager with the breasts of a Vivid Video performer so it doesn’t work.

That is not millennial pink; see Glossier’s packaging for millennial pink. This is 80s doctor’s office waiting room bench flesh pink. It is the color of a tumor. It is an earthworm on the sidewalk. It is a polyp. It is a fleshy wart on the side of a finger.

I know pink. I like pink. And this, ma’am, is no pink.

You are good, so good.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Ivanka’s fashion choices just jumped the shark.

Is it possible to find Ivanka more despicable than her father? She's just soooo gross; her fashion, her plastic surgery, her dumb yoga voice that she's convinced sounds posh. Can not stand her.

Ugh that clingy, cheap looking fabric of the pantsuit, the way it bunches oh so cheaply on the lower leg. Like a 50/50 poly/cotton curtain from 80s Sears.

[Anonymous]

For a material that is half silk, half cashmere, it looks strangely cheap and stiff. And Ivanka's breasts are just enormous, which distorts all of her clothes. If you look at the designer's website, the model looks awful in it, but it fits her much better, because her chest is a more natural size and it's not so long that it's literally dragging on the floor. This thing is horrific on Ivanka. She needs to get the size of her implants reduced- she would wear her clothes much better.