The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:For a material that is half silk, half cashmere, it looks strangely cheap and stiff. And Ivanka's breasts are just enormous, which distorts all of her clothes. If you look at the designer's website, the model looks awful in it, but it fits her much better, because her chest is a more natural size and it's not so long that it's literally dragging on the floor. This thing is horrific on Ivanka. She needs to get the size of her implants reduced- she would wear her clothes much better.

I was waiting for the design to be IDed just to find out why the fabric is limp. It’s shocking, expensive material but not at all appropriate for the design. Not sure how Gabriela Hearst gets buzz, the brand seems like a high end vanity project. Pretentious hack burning through money.

Still, skin suit matching daddy’s paint is one way to do emperor has no clothes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Ivanka’s fashion choices just jumped the shark.

Is it possible to find Ivanka more despicable than her father? She's just soooo gross; her fashion, her plastic surgery, her dumb yoga voice that she's convinced sounds posh. Can not stand her.

It looks even worse full length. I'm back to the underground cave or sci-fi thing. She's a new refugee in District 12 and this is all they could find to replace her rags with, so she put it on.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Just saw Jeff's comment that he is closing the part one thread

OP, please start this thread with a bang - there must be a cringy outfit with picture

You asked:

Melting pancake with a knotted dog turd.
Accompanied with androgenous eyebrow-less reptile...

Imagine fooking this creature and having kids from it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Ivanka’s fashion choices just jumped the shark.

Mrs Whiskerson

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:For a material that is half silk, half cashmere, it looks strangely cheap and stiff. And Ivanka's breasts are just enormous, which distorts all of her clothes. If you look at the designer's website, the model looks awful in it, but it fits her much better, because her chest is a more natural size and it's not so long that it's literally dragging on the floor. This thing is horrific on Ivanka. She needs to get the size of her implants reduced- she would wear her clothes much better.

I was waiting for the design to be IDed just to find out why the fabric is limp. It’s shocking, expensive material but not at all appropriate for the design. Not sure how Gabriela Hearst gets buzz, the brand seems like a high end vanity project. Pretentious hack burning through money.

Still, skin suit matching daddy’s paint is one way to do emperor has no clothes.

Ugh, and it has boob pockets.

Just when I think this thread might be over...

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Dear DCUM,
Here is some new treasure. [img]

She spent $3200 on that flesh colored thing. I feel like there would be a German word for the sadness I feel for her now.

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/style/1275262/ivanka-trump-news-pictures-pink-jumpsuit-cost/amp

Why is it so wrinkled?

Why is it

Why is any of it

[Anonymous]

I was so sad when this thread moved off the front page of Beauty and Fashion

I need this

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Just saw Jeff's comment that he is closing the part one thread

OP, please start this thread with a bang - there must be a cringy outfit with picture

You asked:

Melting pancake with a knotted dog turd.
Accompanied with androgenous eyebrow-less reptile...

Imagine fooking this creature and having kids from it.

Am I missing something? Both of their eyebrows are clearly visible and this fascinator is much like many that other people wear (when it calls for fascinators). I mean, I get it if you don’t like them, but this is really reaching and not even believable.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:For a material that is half silk, half cashmere, it looks strangely cheap and stiff. And Ivanka's breasts are just enormous, which distorts all of her clothes. If you look at the designer's website, the model looks awful in it, but it fits her much better, because her chest is a more natural size and it's not so long that it's literally dragging on the floor. This thing is horrific on Ivanka. She needs to get the size of her implants reduced- she would wear her clothes much better.

I was waiting for the design to be IDed just to find out why the fabric is limp. It’s shocking, expensive material but not at all appropriate for the design. Not sure how Gabriela Hearst gets buzz, the brand seems like a high end vanity project. Pretentious hack burning through money.

Still, skin suit matching daddy’s paint is one way to do emperor has no clothes.

Curious, what did the website selling this piece call this color?

[Anonymous]

This looks like “Ashes of Roses,” a color-mixing mistake color that took over everything 15 years ago.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dear DCUM,
Here is some new treasure. [img]

She spent $3200 on that flesh colored thing. I feel like there would be a German word for the sadness I feel for her now.

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/style/1275262/ivanka-trump-news-pictures-pink-jumpsuit-cost/amp

Why is it so wrinkled?

Why is it

Why is any of it

Because it's suiting fabric that could have made a gorgeous suit, with proper tailoring structure and support (ignoring the blechy color), which instead was sewn up into something akin to a work shirt.

[Anonymous]

I concede that there is a comrade-like quality to it, but not stripper. Do we need a new category?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:For a material that is half silk, half cashmere, it looks strangely cheap and stiff. And Ivanka's breasts are just enormous, which distorts all of her clothes. If you look at the designer's website, the model looks awful in it, but it fits her much better, because her chest is a more natural size and it's not so long that it's literally dragging on the floor. This thing is horrific on Ivanka. She needs to get the size of her implants reduced- she would wear her clothes much better.

I was waiting for the design to be IDed just to find out why the fabric is limp. It’s shocking, expensive material but not at all appropriate for the design. Not sure how Gabriela Hearst gets buzz, the brand seems like a high end vanity project. Pretentious hack burning through money.

Still, skin suit matching daddy’s paint is one way to do emperor has no clothes.

Curious, what did the website selling this piece call this color?

Pink.

https://www.modaoperandi.com/gabriela-hearst-r20/weil-belted-silk-cashmere-jumpsuit?ranMID=37385&ranEAID=3157217&ranSiteID=tv2R4u9rImY-7yCMoY6TLgLvOkyDYNHcPw&mid=37385&utm_source=rakuten_affiliate&utm_medium=Skimlinks+%28Variable+Pricing%29&utm_campaign=conversion&utm_term=&siteID=tv2R4u9rImY-7yCMoY6TLgLvOkyDYNHcPw

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:For a material that is half silk, half cashmere, it looks strangely cheap and stiff. And Ivanka's breasts are just enormous, which distorts all of her clothes. If you look at the designer's website, the model looks awful in it, but it fits her much better, because her chest is a more natural size and it's not so long that it's literally dragging on the floor. This thing is horrific on Ivanka. She needs to get the size of her implants reduced- she would wear her clothes much better.

I was waiting for the design to be IDed just to find out why the fabric is limp. It’s shocking, expensive material but not at all appropriate for the design. Not sure how Gabriela Hearst gets buzz, the brand seems like a high end vanity project. Pretentious hack burning through money.

Still, skin suit matching daddy’s paint is one way to do emperor has no clothes.

Curious, what did the website selling this piece call this color?

Pink.

https://www.modaoperandi.com/gabriela-hearst-r20/weil-belted-silk-cashmere-jumpsuit?ranMID=37385&ranEAID=3157217&ranSiteID=tv2R4u9rImY-7yCMoY6TLgLvOkyDYNHcPw&mid=37385&utm_source=rakuten_affiliate&utm_medium=Skimlinks+%28Variable+Pricing%29&utm_campaign=conversion&utm_term=&siteID=tv2R4u9rImY-7yCMoY6TLgLvOkyDYNHcPw

Well, to be fair, it doesn't look a lot worse on Ivanka than it does on the model--wrinkly, draggy. Sheesh. What was the buyer thinking?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I concede that there is a comrade-like quality to it, but not stripper. Do we need a new category?

Dystopian or pandemic cosplay?