The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Help! I'm an essential worker in an Mary Kay MLM!

[Anonymous]

It's salmon colored! ooof

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Anonymous wrote:It's salmon colored! ooof

No. Salmon has more orange in it. This is dusty rose.

[Anonymous]

It’s millennial pink. She’s trying to look hip and youthful and with-it. Ivanka has the taste of a dowager with the breasts of a Vivid Video performer so it doesn’t work.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:WWII cosplay. Churchill wore the "siren suit" better. Sorry, don't know to link this photo.

http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG8737053/Turnbull-and-Asser-The-best-of-British.html

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Is she supposed to be a neutral April O'Neal?

HOW DARE YOU
April is a treasure.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It’s millennial pink. She’s trying to look hip and youthful and with-it. Ivanka has the taste of a dowager with the breasts of a Vivid Video performer so it doesn’t work.

That is not millennial pink; see Glossier’s packaging for millennial pink. This is 80s doctor’s office waiting room bench flesh pink. It is the color of a tumor. It is an earthworm on the sidewalk. It is a polyp. It is a fleshy wart on the side of a finger.

I know pink. I like pink. And this, ma’am, is no pink.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It’s millennial pink. She’s trying to look hip and youthful and with-it. Ivanka has the taste of a dowager with the breasts of a Vivid Video performer so it doesn’t work.

That is not millennial pink; see Glossier’s packaging for millennial pink. This is 80s doctor’s office waiting room bench flesh pink. It is the color of a tumor. It is an earthworm on the sidewalk. It is a polyp. It is a fleshy wart on the side of a finger.

I know pink. I like pink. And this, ma’am, is no pink.

[Anonymous]

Oh my gosh, that is so fugly but the comments here are funny. Thank you for a much needed laugh.

Oh and check out her top necklace. What is THAT? A hang ten surfer symbol or what?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh my gosh, that is so fugly but the comments here are funny. Thank you for a much needed laugh.

Oh and check out her top necklace. What is THAT? A hang ten surfer symbol or what?

The bottom one looks like a uterus made of fibroids.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh my gosh, that is so fugly but the comments here are funny. Thank you for a much needed laugh.

Oh and check out her top necklace. What is THAT? A hang ten surfer symbol or what?

The bottom one is where they inflate beige-anka. The top one is inflation directions on where to insert the blow up nozzle.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:WWII cosplay. Churchill wore the "siren suit" better. Sorry, don't know to link this photo.

http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG8737053/Turnbull-and-Asser-The-best-of-British.html

^^when an elderly bald man from the ‘40s rocks today’s trends better than a former model.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh my gosh, that is so fugly but the comments here are funny. Thank you for a much needed laugh.

Oh and check out her top necklace. What is THAT? A hang ten surfer symbol or what?

Hang loose

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Anonymous wrote:

Ivanka’s fashion choices just jumped the shark.

Is it possible to find Ivanka more despicable than her father? She's just soooo gross; her fashion, her plastic surgery, her dumb yoga voice that she's convinced sounds posh. Can not stand her.

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Anonymous wrote:It's salmon colored! ooof

So maybe Ivanka is doing a Phyllis Schlafly callback?
https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/1977/12/14?ct=v&cti=1836636