Confessions

[Anonymous]

Can't we have more lesbian confessions?? Let's talk about how I'm sitting at work watching lesbian porn and wish that I was Asia Carrerra in that sauna with Janine.

And yes, I'm a woman.

[Anonymous]

I confess that I am on speed. I wish I were joking, but I'm not. It is the only way I can get through the day and remain productive. It all just got to be too much. I felt like I was drowning. Now everything is a breeze. I'm not proud of it, but I'm not going off speed, either.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I confess that I am on speed. I wish I were joking, but I'm not. It is the only way I can get through the day and remain productive. It all just got to be too much. I felt like I was drowning. Now everything is a breeze. I'm not proud of it, but I'm not going off speed, either.

I confess that if I knew where to safely get some speed (or pot) I would get some and use it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I confess that I am on speed. I wish I were joking, but I'm not. It is the only way I can get through the day and remain productive. It all just got to be too much. I felt like I was drowning. Now everything is a breeze. I'm not proud of it, but I'm not going off speed, either.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Can't we have more lesbian confessions?? Let's talk about how I'm sitting at work watching lesbian porn and wish that I was Asia Carrerra in that sauna with Janine.

And yes, I'm a woman.

Why don't you confess you're a lesbian and get it over with?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I confess that I am on speed. I wish I were joking, but I'm not. It is the only way I can get through the day and remain productive. It all just got to be too much. I felt like I was drowning. Now everything is a breeze. I'm not proud of it, but I'm not going off speed, either.

Are you withdrawing $3000 in cash from your and DW's bank account every month?

[Anonymous]

I confess that I have been dipping into my kids' Halloween candy stashes routinely.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
3. I gossip about people WAAAAY too much. I even gossip about my close friends.
4. I have always wanted to be popular. And now, even though I am almost 33, I continue on my quest to be popular. I won't be friends with women who look or act "unpopular".

Wow, you sound like a person I'd like to avoid at all costs. That's pathetic. I haven't thought in terms of "popular" since I was um, about 16?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I confess that I am on speed. I wish I were joking, but I'm not. It is the only way I can get through the day and remain productive. It all just got to be too much. I felt like I was drowning. Now everything is a breeze. I'm not proud of it, but I'm not going off speed, either.

Are you withdrawing $3000 in cash from your and DW's bank account every month?

No. But I would like to supplement my confession by stating that I take downers at night to come down from my high during the day.

I wish I were Catholic.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can't we have more lesbian confessions?? Let's talk about how I'm sitting at work watching lesbian porn and wish that I was Asia Carrerra in that sauna with Janine.

And yes, I'm a woman.

Why don't you confess you're a lesbian and get it over with?

Because I think being a lesbian means you want to have a relationship with a woman -- like be in love and get married (if they could). I have no desire to be in a relationship with a woman.

I just want to make out with Janine Lindenmulder (before all the god-awful tattoos) and someone equally as hot and aggressive.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wow! How did you know that I am prone to yeast infections? That's why I don't take the experience any...further.

not the pp you're quoting...but introducing sugary foods down there leads to yeast infections. So if you do have them regularly- your sex practices may be a good part of it, especially if you do it frequently.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
Because I think being a lesbian means you want to have a relationship with a woman -- like be in love and get married (if they could). I have no desire to be in a relationship with a woman.

I just want to make out with Janine Lindenmulder (before all the god-awful tattoos) and someone equally as hot and aggressive.

I'm a lesbian, but only because I really like having sex with other women. I could do without the dramatic relationships.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can't we have more lesbian confessions?? Let's talk about how I'm sitting at work watching lesbian porn and wish that I was Asia Carrerra in that sauna with Janine.

And yes, I'm a woman.

Why don't you confess you're a lesbian and get it over with?

Because I think being a lesbian means you want to have a relationship with a woman -- like be in love and get married (if they could). I have no desire to be in a relationship with a woman.

I just want to make out with Janine Lindenmulder (before all the god-awful tattoos) and someone equally as hot and aggressive.

this'd be what they call bisexual (assuming you do enjoy sex with men. )

fwiw, I'm there with you.

I have no real desire to be in a relationship with a woman, but do enjoy the idea/experience of making out with one...not sure I'd want the oral experience...but otherwise it is all nice and good.

A kiss from a woman is definitely different from a kiss from a man...and their touches differ as well.

i confess i'm apparently over-due for play with a woman since it's been years and now I'm starting to show a little interest in it again.

[Anonymous]

My lesbian confession is that I get really annoyed with straight women who just want to make out with a girl but go home to the hubby but use the word "lesbian" to describe their actions or themselves.

I'm happily partnered, have two kids, a 9-5 job, and my life is probably more like yours than you imagine. Oh, except for the rights afforded to you and your family that aren't afforded to mine.

I guess that makes me a bitter lesbian.

[Anonymous]

When I fly without my children, I take percocet from my c section to relax. I wish I would never run out.