Jen Hatmaker

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jen’s new book cover reveal on 2/17.

Hadn’t she already written her “manifesto”, something called Fierce, Free, and Full
Of Fire? This seems to a new manifesto, the “truest thing she’s ever written”? Wow.

But it’s not a how-to, prescriptive memoir, y’all.

Whis the market for this?

Will this bomb as bad as Tyler’s recent book? I can’t see how.

I think she’s counting on people to buy expecting some juicy tea, but there won’t be any.

[Anonymous]

^this. It'll likely be a Rachel Hollis takeoff that promises all sorts of tea and then doesn't deliver AT ALL. This is why we don't EVER pre-order books from Jen, kids.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If you are kissing in public for five minutes you just want people to look at you. If it happened at all.

I thinking he may have laid a big sloppy kiss on her, but nothing like five minutes. Maybe 5-10 seconds at most. And, if so, it was a calculated move after discussing with his bff women friends that this may lead to a him having a higher profile after checking out her history and followers.

Of course Jen with her consistent over the top exaggeration and OMG gushiness on every. single. thing. she does or experiences, plus her desperation to be in a relationship with someone (anyone) goes with the narrative of true love at first sight who absolutely ADORES her. Even though she had to ask and him he had to think about it.

Special props that he’s a black guy with dreds. She was swooning even at the idea.

[Anonymous]

I don't think the new book will reveal much beyond what she has been candid about up to now.

Did anyone catch the "I haven't forgiven her yet" on the Internet bestie post? Which one could have said that? Jamie, Jen, and Kristen are the only ones with unfaithful partners.

Poor Kristen. Mark's new wife has him producing more content for sm, and he's doing his best but I am a tad embarrassed for him. But like Brando and Tina, they are completely smitten. And kind of insufferable.

[Anonymous]

Tyler lists himself as Single on Facebook. That is such an active middle finger since most people don’t put their relationship status at all. Gotta keep all those “fans” hoping I guess. What a delusional loon.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I agree with the last paragraph of Jen's recent post about her three years of Tyler...

I just don't think that has actually happened for her yet.

And the preceding lead up about her and Tyler's relationship. Didn't she say that Tyler just thought they were friends and she had to ask "What is this?" and he said he thought they were just friends and had to think about it or something?

And her at her hotel and him texting "Come to me." is not the romantic gesture she thought lol but rather a red flag of his not putting in effort and probably a metaphor of their whole relationship.

Him leaning up against his red car? Was he just standing there? And he didn't pick her up from the airport and met her outside her hotel?

This whole relationship of signs of rewriting and exaggerating and reframing reality to make it fit something that isn't there. Very desperately trying to make everything seem the best and the most this and none of it comes across as very believable.

I’m Jen’s age, am single an live in her area. There are so many guys in the dating apps who would miles better than this clown. I know because they’re the guys I swipe left on - a bit too “Texas country” for my taste but would be up her alley. And 95% of the Black men are better looking than Tyler.

[Anonymous]

Not only did he note say a peep about his "girlfriend" on V-day, he didn't even acknowledge her syrupy ode to him.

Girl. Open your eyes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Not only did he note say a peep about his "girlfriend" on V-day, he didn't even acknowledge her syrupy ode to him.

Girl. Open your eyes.

No, keep being an example of a life poorly lived.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sorry to be extra shallow this morning, but sis looks so awkward and uncomfortable modeling clothes…

Her shilling and modeling...trying desperately to introduce something that takes off, reminds me of the girl in Mean Girls that says, "I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops so I bought army pants and flip flops". Sis wants to set the trends for us so bad. Problem is, she has zero taste and is not a trendsetter is any way, shape or form!

This true not only of her fashion but of writing and her hot takes/opinions.

[Anonymous]

That travesty of a sentence above was supposed to say: This is true not only of her fashion but also of her writing and her hot takes/opinions

[Anonymous]

As much as Sis wants to convince us the new book is DIFFERENT, and RAW, and goes for the JUGULAR, here’s my predication.
1. At least half of the writing in the book has already been shared on social media. (Her last post about someone commenting on her dad’s long text? She’s already posted a pic of the text and her thoughts on it.)
2. The other half will be short chapters or sections that don’t seemingly flow together. She’s writing for blogs and social media now. She won’t be able to figure out one cohesive, flowing story. (Remember what a disaster For the Love was?)
3. She has teased and teased about telling all on the affair - but she won’t. Brandon has already spilled most of the details himself.
4. Her relationship with Sass will be front and center, while he still calls himself single on Facebook.
5. Every woman in America won’t read it, and most won’t even hear about it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Not only did he note say a peep about his "girlfriend" on V-day, he didn't even acknowledge her syrupy ode to him.

Girl. Open your eyes.

Not a word. But can we talk about the fact that Brando did not acknowledge Barbie on Valentines Day either? Wonder what’s going on. She blocked me on instagram so not sure if she had posted anything either. In the past they have BOTH posted mushy gushy words and pictures of all the fantastic gifts he gifts her.
Find it odd he did nothing this year.
Mr. Best gift giver a wife could ever have.
Jen just posted she was married to the Valentine gift God for 20 something years so for him to ignore his Barbie Valentine’s Day post screams TROUBLE.

Run Texas, run

[Anonymous]

She’s teasing the COVER and TITLE as if its the biggest news ever (🤷‍♀️🥱😑) any of you clever ones want to give us a chuckle by guessing the title? I’m not good at this but I’ll go first…. “For the love… of @thetylermerritproject”

[Anonymous]

In Old Hollywood, this would be called a Lavender Marriage (to include being set up/arranged by a manager) to quell rumors.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She’s teasing the COVER and TITLE as if its the biggest news ever (🤷‍♀️🥱😑) any of you clever ones want to give us a chuckle by guessing the title? I’m not good at this but I’ll go first…. “For the love… of @thetylermerritproject”

Me, Myself, and I: A Woman’s Guide to Putting Yourself First

Lol.