Confessions

[Anonymous]

I still vividly recall the hateful things that a few of my male classmates said to me in junior high school in the 70s and I secretly wish they would drop dead in the 40s for how mean they were to me and other girls in my class.

[Anonymous]

I confess that I grew up catholic, raised my kids catholic and believe in gay marriage, a woman's right to choose and I don't believe in saints and I don't believe men called priests have "Powers". I actually bring my kids and look around and think all the people a phoney assholes.

[Anonymous]

Hey PP that's me, too! I actually had my kids baptized in my hometown overseas by one of the coolest priests I know. He believes in gay marriage and is generally much more tolerant than other priests. He actually let my son help him baptized my daughter, I don't know of any other priest who would let a 4 year old put his hand in the water during the baptism.

I'm glad I'm not alone

[Anonymous]

I confess that I sometimes rub my clit with a piece of chocolate and then eat it.

[Anonymous]

Sometimes I really miss sitting outside and listening to music while smoking a bowl. Especially in the fall.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I confess that I sometimes rub my clit with a piece of chocolate and then eat it.

huh. That's a new one.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I confess that I sometimes rub my clit with a piece of chocolate and then eat it.

Creative.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I confess that I sometimes rub my clit with a piece of chocolate and then eat it.

Doesn't this belong in Food, Cooking and Restaurants?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I went to Catholic grade school and when I was in fourth grade I cheated on a test. The topic of the test? The 10 Commandments. I had a crib sheet under the desk that I copied from. It's the only test I ever cheated on. I've done far more morally reprehensible things, but for some reason, this just seems too egregiously "sinful" to say to anyone out loud, and I have never told anyone!

Did you go to confession?

[Anonymous]

I confess that I sometimes rub my clit with a piece of chocolate and then eat it.


Eat which?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I confess that I sometimes rub my clit with a piece of chocolate and then eat it.


Eat which?

How did you know the PP worked for the circus?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I still vividly recall the hateful things that a few of my male classmates said to me in junior high school in the 70s and I secretly wish they would drop dead in the 40s for how mean they were to me and other girls in my class.

Don't worry - I can pretty much guarantee they are all fat and bald now, and have been made fun of my countless young girls who have whispered to their friends, "do you see that gross old man staring at us?"

Karma is a bitch.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I went to Catholic grade school and when I was in fourth grade I cheated on a test. The topic of the test? The 10 Commandments. I had a crib sheet under the desk that I copied from. It's the only test I ever cheated on. I've done far more morally reprehensible things, but for some reason, this just seems too egregiously "sinful" to say to anyone out loud, and I have never told anyone!

haha! I've done something equally bad.

In 4th grade I took a history test...all of our tests also included a short scripture verse we had to remember and fill in on the test. I KNEW I had all the answers on the test right...but could not for the life of me remember the verse. So I cheated and looked at it on a paper they'd left nearby. I still feel a little guilty. It's the only test I ever cheated on.

[Anonymous]

Here are my confessions:
1. I love my husband dearly, so much it's crazy but I find myself looking at ads on craigslist in order to cheat on him. We have a 2 month old baby and I feel guilty. I'm not sure I would actually go through with it- probably not- but I want to maybe flirt with someone and maybe makeout.
2. The real reason I breastfeed- to lose the baby weight.
3. I gossip about people WAAAAY too much. I even gossip about my close friends.
4. I have always wanted to be popular. And now, even though I am almost 33, I continue on my quest to be popular. I won't be friends with women who look or act "unpopular".

[Anonymous]

4. I have always wanted to be popular. And now, even though I am almost 33, I continue on my quest to be popular. I won't be friends with women who look or act "unpopular".


I admire your honesty. Unfortunately this behavior is all to common in DC culture. You don't know what you're missing.