Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

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Anonymous wrote:Im the mariah/william poster.. William is older than mariah he is a step and older by abt 15 yrs. we do live in SS though. Can you guess occupation?

You: lab tech or physical therapist -- management level in a busy practice in Friendship Heights.
DH: regional manager for Best Buy

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Taylor

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Scarlett
Michael
John

I love the name Esther, but it was a no go with hubby (who wanted Willow). We compromised with Scarlett.

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Taylor

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Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:
Fine. I give in. Do me too!

Ds1 John ( goes by jack)
Dd1 Virginia
Dd2 Meredith
Ds 2 Tanner

You never thought you'd end up with four kids. Four kids? And two sets of twins no less. After all, you were president of your sorority chapter, studied in Austria for a semester, and lived the single life in Chicago as a low level advertising rep for a few years. Then you met James, a former Mormon and defense analyst and everything changed. You guys moved to Fairfax Co so that he could be closer to his job at DOD. You guys struggled to conceive DC #1, so you turned to IVF. Voila, you were blessed with the first set of twins, John and Virginia. Then six years later, a second IVF helped you conceive Meredith and Tanner. Life is good as the SAHM to a large brood. And you had quite a tale to tell at the sorority reunion.

I'm not the PP, but I love this one. The details make this so perfect -- the semester in Austria and James being a former Mormon. I was supposed to go to a cocktail party down the street about 30 minutes ago, but this is much more fun.

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I heart this thread! Fantastic responses with remarkably little meanness.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I posted on page 12 and never saw a response. So, trying again:

DD1: Maureen
DD2: Clara
DS1: David
DD3: Grainne

Irish American family. Well, maybe half Irish. One of the parents was Catholic but now attends an Evangelical church with the parent who was just plain old Christian, but not Catholic. When Maura, Clara and Dave were all school agers, you decided to adopt a child from Africa. You have written a blog about your experience finding and bringing little Grainne home.

This is pretty good, but there was another response earlier that was fabulous -- will the author please re-post it?

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Scott
Andrew
Tara
Betsy
Sally

I am guessing one of the girls posted this...It is her family of orgin...Siblings all born in the 1960s and 1970's. The family is from New England. Mother was a WASP and from money. She went to a girls' college. Father was less WASPY. Very preppy family. Vacationed at longtime family cabin on Lake Winnepasaukee. Most of these siblings went to good colleges like Williams and Middlebury and Swarthmore. All are married now with kids and some are in the DC area. Nice family. Very athletic. Mom liked to play tennis. Father was an engineer or teacher. Mom was a SAHM but took up painting after the kids were grown. Parents are still together and still live in the same house.

But what's up with Tara? Did Mom name her after that character on Days of Our Lives? That's what Aunt Mimi accused of her doing -- that . that was pretty harsh when she said Mom was spending altogether too much time sitting around watching soaps and getting fat, but you know what? Aunt Mimi really did Mom a favor. She started playing tennis again and volunteering more. She ended up becoming PTA President and Chaired the Town Environmental Committee. Dad was proud of her --- it was kind of a turn-on to see how worked up she got when she came home from those evening meetings. They'd sit in the kitchen and have a glass of Chianti while she did spot-on imitations of all their neighbors. Sometimes the girls would wake up and hear them laughing. Years later, when Sally married her law school classmate Mike, she loved that they would sit up at night, drinking a beer and laughing.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Best DCUM thread ever!

OK, I'll give it up:

Sam
Evan
Lily

Hit me with your best shot!

Gahhh, I want to reserve this, because my client is here. Can I do that?! Will get to it in 2 hours, max.

Okay. Here we go - hold onto your hat.
Sam has an underbite and at first you wondered if he'd need braces or speech therapy. Turns out the answer is no to both, and it makes him even cuter. He's only 11 but a lot of girls have crushes on him and he gets invited to a lot of girl sleepover birthday parties. You let him show up in his pjs and hang out before picking him up at 10pm. Evan is 8 and thinks Sam is totally nuts to want to spend any time with girls at all. The only girl he likes even a little bit is his five year old sister Lily. Lily makes you nervous with how smart she is. She's starting kindergarten in the fall, but you've already been warned she'll be invited to skip a grade.

Your MIL favors Evan, feeling bad for him for being the middle child, because she's the middle child in her family and had a hard time of it. Evan is pretty good about splitting whatever Grandma gives him three ways, but every time she finds out he's done that she is sure you're behind it and gets angry at you. You are a scientist, and do not believe in antibacterial anything. You get invited to speak at lectures around the world. Sometimes you work them into vacations for the family, and the family has gotten to visit some great cities.

Your DH runs a business with two friends from college, and each husband's wife is the main breadwinner. Sometimes you are jealous of how relaxed he seems. Even in the bedroom he is on the bottom while you're very goal-oriented on the top and get upset if you can't orgasm because you feel like you've wasted time, even though DH always reminds you it's about the ride rather than the destination. You once accidentally sprained DH's penis. The two of you spent MONTHS making jokes about it, DH laughing even harder than you did, but he was scared after he was cleared to have sex again.

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DD - Madeleine
DS - Quinn

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Mary Ellen
Molly
Katherine (Katie)

You obviously did not realize that Mollly is a nickname for Mary...so you essentially gave your first two children the same name. You are a youngish Irish Catholic SAHM. You plan to have more children.

Molly is actually a nickname for Margaret. (BTW)

I agree with the other poster. Every single Molly I have ever known has been a Mary.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I posted on page 12 and never saw a response. So, trying again:

DD1: Maureen
DD2: Clara
DS1: David
DD3: Grainne

Maureen's named for your mom. Clara because it's pretty (and you thought it was unusual when you picked it). DH got to name David. Grainne was a surprise. You picked the name and you wanted something unusual and (obviously) irish-many of the other irish name names seem too trendy to you. Luckily, even with the Grainne surprise, you and DH still have a solid marriage. You would probably best be described as "culturally Catholic," but you would never let your relatives hear you say that, and the idea of divorce still makes you feel a little sick. He can be too focused on work, and you can be too focused on the kids, but since that rough patch you are really trying to make time for each other. You hope it will get easier as the kids get older. Maureen was such a sweet little girl, but now as a teen she's a handful. Catholic school didn't work out. She didn't care, because she wanted a school with art classes and boys, but it was awkward explaining it all to the family.

is this the one you were looking for pp?

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Ok, here are mine:

DS1 Lincoln
DS2 Grant

Fire away!

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Anonymous wrote:Your DH is from a family of 12?

Yes, he is.

The previous 5 are my nieces/nephews from my oldest sister. I would love to hear what you have to say abut her.

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Anonymous wrote:DD - Madeleine
DS - Quinn

Madeline is tall and thin but with this dull yellow colored hair that you don't like. You worry people will say it looks like straw. Thank god Quinn's hair came out better - he looks like a total beach bum. Quinn is an easy going child who is pleasant but not particularly bright. He's a wee bit of a follower. In high school he will be in the front passenger seat of a car driven by a drunk driver who swore to Quinn he was fine to drive. The driver will run over and kill a dog. Quinn will cry. He will never get drunk in his entire life and always offer to be the sober driver.

Madeline likes soccer and ballet but her turnout isn't great and she doesn't like competing, and you wonder what sport she will do in high school with this kind of attitude and aptitude.

You and DH are assertively social, bordering on aggressive. You work and are known as the office gossip. You and DH have date nights, and you give him a blowjob in the car after he pulls into the driveway at the end of each Thursday date. You spit in the grass right before walking into the house. You and DH almost never have sex and you're not sure how things got this way, because you're totally up for sex and think he is too. But you feel awkward bringing up the idea or initiating.