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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]DD - Madeleine 
DS - Quinn[/quote]

Madeline is tall and thin but with this dull yellow colored hair that you don't like. You worry people will say it looks like straw. Thank god Quinn's hair came out better - he looks like a total beach bum. Quinn is an easy going child who is pleasant but not particularly bright. He's a wee bit of a follower. In high school he will be in the front passenger seat of a car driven by a drunk driver who swore to Quinn he was fine to drive. The driver will run over and kill a dog. Quinn will cry. He will never get drunk in his entire life and always offer to be the sober driver.

Madeline likes soccer and ballet but her turnout isn't great and she doesn't like competing, and you wonder what sport she will do in high school with this kind of attitude and aptitude.

You and DH are assertively social, bordering on aggressive. You work and are known as the office gossip. You and DH have date nights, and you give him a blowjob in the car after he pulls into the driveway at the end of each Thursday date. You spit in the grass right before walking into the house. You and DH almost never have sex and you're not sure how things got this way, because you're totally up for sex and think he is too. But you feel awkward bringing up the idea or initiating. [/quote]

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